The year is 2030

>I SAID UKRAINE, IRAN OR TAIWAN?
Your choice?

>>81971135 (OP)
i draft evade or desert to either join for Iran or just live normally

>>81971135 (OP)
Be too old to get drafted + fund revolution against tyrannical US government

>>81971135 (OP)
Shit myself. Fuck ZOG, ain't dying for a war with no grace or honour.

>>81971135 (OP)
Taiwan baybee I want a CCP war bride.

>>81971135 (OP)
Kek if they wait 5 years my generation will be 40. You have any idea how few faggots will actually be useful to go fight a war? They'll get a few oofy doofys doing the miserable family thing with kids and the fat bitch wife with the dead bedroom. Most single men my age are either morbidly obese, mentally ill or have a criminal record. Millennials will never get drafted they got the retards with Iraq and Afghanistan it's you Zoomers turn to get played.

>>81971214
If they wait 5 years millennials will send their own kids off to war lol

>>81971135 (OP)
>you're in the army now...

>>81971294
they'll bomb Russia with HRT

>>81971205
This, playing world at war growing up conditioned me to want to die in a hot Asian shithole
https://youtu.be/XsEa6dfmQG0?si=8Up-yqs--80P07Fu