Making new friends in the summer ver

QsotT: Do you like swimming? Are you ready for autumn soon?

Old friends
>>81957927

>>81972291 (OP)
Any of you like pink monsterrr ^-^

>>81972294
orders completed sir

>>81972291 (OP)
I already knew when the 1st episode aired that this anime shit would get posted on /r9gay/

>>81972291 (OP)
I haven't been swimming in ages but it was fun as a kid the few times I went. Would be great to go with a bf.

nth for having two years and two hours left of my twenties and wanting to die

>>81972307
i drink orange juice and also frannies seltzer (stronger than monster)

>>81972323
youre my younger sisters age so youre probably really annoying

so what percent of this thread is ftm

sex with an incel bottom 10 years my senior...

>>81972348
I am technically an FTM

>>81972323
You expired ten years ago, you're basically turning to dust atp
t. turned 18 six days ago

>>81972359
What do you mean technically?

Gloo....

>>81972377
Ok you got me I will leave the thread now

>>81972348
I am beginning to think a not insignificant proportion. I hope they will all be part of my boyharem

does an ftm bf feel that much different than a gf?

>>81972408
Depends on whether or not they have anal sex probably

You aren't a boy if you have no dick
I'm not playing pretend with you

need ftm bf with boobies

There are no gay people into FTMs. The ones that don't pass are the most popular because they massively benefit from the fact that they still look female from all fronts. Straight guys have no problem smirking and nodding along that sure bitch, you're a "boy" so long as they get pussy. Same applies for a bi guy. Gay bottoms want an actual penis, Gay tops don't want a girlfriend. Anyone genuinely considering an FTM is bisexual, plain and simple.

>>81972488
ftm hands typed this

And we know what happens to biscum around these parts...

ftms are the biggest losers because no one takes them serious. mtfs get a huge pass because you can just ignore the dick. what is there to ignore when there's tits and pussy there? i dont want that!

>>81972488
desu an actual penis isnt that important to me desu

No matter how much testosterone is pumped into them from however young an age, I've yet to meet an FtM that isn't histrionic. They just can't help but still act like women (i.e insufferable).

>>81972515
arent most ftms lesbian adjacent anyways

i like being a man but i wish i had a vag sometimes because anal sex is gross

>>81972545
yeah but there's a decent amount of ftms that only transition to fulfill some fujo fantasy. it's the closest equivalent they have to AGPs but its somehow worse

>>81972544
That's because the non histrionic FTMs larp as cis males

>open r9g
>look inside
>trannies
Restart thread

>https://vocaroo.com/12oSRQ4WtEB3
The (I think) happy hardcore guy who made this is talented ngl.

>no vocal fry
>no feminine speaking patterns
>no lisp
>still have fagvoice for some reason
I want to die. I can't figure out what's wrong with my voice but I still sound like James Charles whenever I speak.

Reminder all the anti-ftm posts in this thread are themselves made by ftms

mid-convo existential crisis while trying to lose my gay sex virginity on grindr kind of day

sigh hue loved ftms

>>81972620
ok james charles does have a feminine speaking pattern and a vocal fry though

>>81972553
dont you love bleeding out of your asshole anon

>>81972666
Hopefully I won't be bleeding out of my asshole forever. It only started recently and I'm either going to fucking die or it will heal.

desu if I could be anything I would be a futa girl. Cunt, tits and dick, all in one package.

>>81972652
I sound like James Charles if he didn't have those things but was still obviously gay

what is the civil way to bow out of sliding into a bottom's Grindr dms help

Idk why I make these when you lot shit them up

pls help they want all this coomerbdsm stuff and its too complex and formal and I just wanted to get my dick poopie

>>81972725
Do you think when a bottom gets shit on your dick it's a compliment? like they are leaving you a tip for a job well done?

>>81972699
>>81972725
>brb headache
and then dont brb

>>81972592
dont attribute that to me i couldnt make dat gud shit
https://youtu.be/KuaWj4wdkt4
>>81972675
do u know what caused it to begin with

Does anyone want to vc right now? I'm bored

>>81972786
Yeah I stopped pooping regularly when I cut my food intake in less than half. I used to poop every day and it turned into once every 2 or 3 and it was a fucking ordeal suddenly.

>>81972791
if you ask me at 10pm i can

>>81972805
What time is it for you now?

>>81972810
about to be 4pm

>>81972799
praying for ur assholes recovery anon

>>81972828
Thank you very much, friend. I'm going to keep posting updates because I have nowhere else to put it.

>>81972770
I've never had anal sex, it's just a turn of phrase bro
>>81972783
Can I say something but not lie? I'd rather block than lie.
I just got in over my head bc of horny, shit

>>81972699
>>81972725
Just ghost, tons of people do it on grindr all the time. He'll just think you jerked off and are no longer interested.

>>81972786
Sup man, this is way chill. I like it. What's the difference between progressive house and normal house?
Also I need to clean my other speaker.

>>81972842
What if you fuck a bottom and get poopy on your dick but you want him to lick you clean afterwards?

>>81972822
I won't be able to call you at 10pm. Sorry.
Does anyone know what the best Omegle alternative is

>>81972843
Strange but then I did get a butt photo while my profile says never nsfw
petty but ig that's it, time to block.
>>81972862
I would probably not have the guts to do that on my first time though it'd be epic

>>81972291 (OP)
>Do you like swimming? Are you ready for autumn soon?
I don't care about seasons because I don't leave house

https://voca.ro/19lzAkQCCtwP

fall can't come fast enough, this heat is brutal. I can't stand much more of it but there's another month at least.

October is the best month I'm definitely not biased

>>81972926
This is unironically really good anon. Do you have a Bandcamp or anything?

>>81972976
I would 100% agree, here in the midwest the beggining is still nice and warm, not humid. Then at the end it takes a dip and starts to get cooler just in time for spooky season.

People with green eyes are inferior to those with brown and blue eyeballs.

Green eyes are pretty though, much better than my shitty brown.

Green is the best and I'm totally not biased again

>>81973040
Unless you're a T50 nigger such as myself

>>81972858
idk enough about house to tell u that, ask chatgpt
ur speaker looks like it belongs in a car
https://youtu.be/yNx3SPC6eL4

What do you guys think of glasses

>>81973113
They're cute and I'm not biased again

>>81973113
cute obv

>>81973113
gorgeous

>>81973113
cute as long as they're proper fashion and not just chud type off the bargain rack.

>>81973141
This is kind of an extension of the fashion discussion from the previous thread, but: what does "fashion" even mean? What should I wear to make myself seem approachable to the right people? I want to be effay but I don't know where to learn

I'd rather be comfy

>>81973187
if you dont know what fashion you want to be then there's no point in trying. get an idea of what you want to look like, DO you want to fit in with anyone? why? who?

for most normies fashion is brands so you pay for for a label or logo.

>>81973288
There's a certain way I want to dress, but it's cringe and I don't have the balls to do it yet. Mostly I want to dress well so people talk to me though.

I shouldn't have given my sister my ID so she could get on 18+ Roblox voice chat, should I?

>>81973098
Well it's the speaker I have at home. I bought it in 2013. It's on most of the day actually. Sometimes I leave it on when I go out, it's just like on all the time.

I wanna have a beer listening to that ngl.

Btw I know this might not be your style but I feel bad for not sending any songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PY2j22d3Ds

>>81973471
nice
i wanna go to a rave so bad
https://youtu.be/l8Lnp-vZLo0

>>81973497
Bro this is literally my jam. I love remixed songs and that kind of shit. In fact I'm old fashioned and still listen to the radio. 538 Radio is my shit, they play the best EDM (or as good as radio can be).
How was your last rave?

I didn't even do much yard work and it still knocked me out half the day. I only have two days left and both will hot like today.

I think I might get fined this time, I don't know if I can get enough done.

I need to dopamine detox
Can't focus on anything

>>81973562
>How was your last rave?
never been
>i will never be a high british teenager at a rave in the 90s
https://youtu.be/cJ_lz65oWJs

Seeing happy gay couples makes me sad

I live in a rural area and have never seen a gay couple at all, at least not openly.

>>81973650
I love when the MC talks. Seriously this music brings a special kind of high. I can only imagine how it'd feel to be there, in that moment of 1996, just enjoying life in the darkness of the club.

Dunno if this is your style but here it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDImuOxOJpY

BTW are you European?

>>81973813
>I can only imagine how it'd feel to be there
yes fuck i can never experience it fml
nice song though not exactly my style but yes i am in europe, music scene here is ass the jungle night i was eyeing was just modern dnb with like M Beat - Incredible squeezed in at the end
https://youtu.be/9eqq5k09IiM

>>81973916
Were you young when you started listening to this kind of music? It seems like every European you meet online loves electronic music. Except for Scandinavians. They are metal people.

>>81974092
i was 4 years younger than i am now
im scandi tho https://youtu.be/769-SKfNKdc

yuros are so ghey lole

>>81973759
I mean online.
I live in a lib-ish area but the only gay guys I see IRL are single flamers

Desu I'm halfway convinced that gay men in relationships don't exist IRL. I only ever see lesbians

I saw two gay twinks dressed up in weird hipster outfits holding hands while crossing the street and it filled me with anger and disgust knowing I will never know that

Gays have the most successful relationships when they actually happen
Lesbians do not

>>81974238
you should have bludgeoned them

I hate how normies will act like getting into a relationship as a gay guy is easy because they think gay dating is just logical men being wholesome with each other. It's not easy to get into a relationship as a fag, it's easy to have mediocre sex as one. The unfortunate truth is that the majority of us will never love.

i feel really bad for the broken asshole anon

I'm such a loser compared to certain other people. Sucks away all my motivation for self-improvement.

>>81974311
Most of the guys here are bottoms though they could enter into real relationships any time they wanted to they just choose not to because their standards are way too high

it's roasting hot and a cat insists on snuggling right now and won't take no for an answer if I put her down she just hops right back up.

Laying in bed with plushies kinda day

>>81974447
How big of an impact do they have in your life, anon?
Would you need their aproval before bf-ing a guy?

I feel so sick I'm scared he still loves his ex and hates me and I just fucking hate myself so much

i wonder if i would still need my plushies to sleep even if i had a bf...

>I love my gay son
Said no parent ever, don't you want to make your parents proud?

I need a bottom bf who loves his plushies and introduces me to them. I make them watch me plap my bf

>>81974581
stop.
>smack
being.
>smack
horny.
>smack.

>>81974569
I couldn't care less what they think, matter of fact I don't even want to know what they think famalam.

>>81974496
Extreme
Yes
Mom got me this for Easter
>>81974569
I love my gay son

I would make my bf throw his plushies away because I would get jealous

>>81974569
My dad said he's glad I'm gay because I'll never have to deal with women lol

>>81974600
I'll be horny if I want to, stop trying to force it.

I grabbed my plushie for support during sex today and it made it more pleasurable

>tfw no bf who hugs his plushie for comfort during sex to distract from the pain

>>81974569
Me and my dad regularly make fun of shit for being gay and it's honestly some of the best time I've spent with him thank god I'm straight

>>81974761
please stop posting this stuff im gonna have a heart attack

Are apps worth it just to get some experience? Never done anything, and it makes more anxious about trying to get into a serious relationship because I don't want to disappoint people.

The answer is always no why is it still asked constantly

theres no such thing as "gay sex"
its a myth
a fantasy, its made up

If you just care about sex and only want to fuck then the apps are the fine. Go and have your fun. If you care about love and want a bf or more, serious relationships then no, the apps are not the place for that.

https://voca.ro/1b5hkuzFXA1A

>>81974986
I want to have sex but I have no dick or asshole.
What do I do?

>>81975015
Suck dick whore

>>81975038
I also have no mouth limbs.
How can I have sex?

>>81974986
I don't want to be a total whore or anything, I just feel really awkward hitting on guys at clubs or parties when I'm a total virgin and don't know what I'm doing.

>>81975062
Footjobs handjobs

>>81975087
I have no limbs as mentioned.