It would be so cool to casually blow my head off right in the middle of a conversation like it's nothing. Like "uh-huh, yeah totally. Right, right. Hey look at this--" *click*
>WAITWAITWAIT--
*POP*
>AAAAAAAAAAA OHMYFUCKINGGOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY????

I think hypothetically that would be my favorite way to go out. Very casual, no drama, death jumpscare. Not actually gonna do it though.

>>81973791 (OP)
What, like Budd Dwyer? I think it would be funnier to jump off a building and do some backflips instead desu desu

>>81973791 (OP)
Dreamt my dad did this. Only time In my entire life that I had a smell in a dream and it was pig flesh

>>81973791 (OP)
you're imagining how much it'd affect them
but they'd be over it the next day

>>81973817
>What, like Budd Dwyer?
I mean no cuz he called an entire press conference for that. Opposite of casual. I'm talking like, idk, middle of a conversation in some no-name restaurant with friends or something. Or like at work. Just another day.

I would save it as the punchline to a joke. Like I'd get into an argument about philosophy or something, arguing in favor of nihilism or whatever, and when my opponent says something like "If nothing matters then why don't you fucking kill yourself then?" I'd be like "Great question!" [BAM]

>>81973835
that's cool, it keeps things positive. if i killed myself for a joke it better be funny.

>>81973791 (OP)
>>81973868
waiting for bodily reconstruction tech in the future so a comedian does this live on stage or something
god i wish respawning was a thing like in muh vidya

>>81973791 (OP)
>>WAITWAITWAIT--

>>AAAAAAAAAAA OHMYFUCKINGGOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY????

funny that you think anyone would actually give a fuck about you or me, but i like your sense of humor.

>>81973935
kek you're all acting like society thinks seeing some guy blasting his brains off with a shotty is tuesday or something
>well, that just happened, folks! gotta say, he does look better after taking a bit off the top
>audience laughter

>>81973907
i don't think you can reconstruct your brain after its been literally smashed to bits by a bullet.

>>81974207
>i don't think you can reconstruct your brain after its been literally smashed to bits by a bullet.
Yet.

>>81973935
>t. lives in the 'Beau is Afraid' universe where people casually leap off buildings and everybody just kinda giggles at it