I think maybe I will go to Dick's Sporting Goods tomorrow because I saw a cute black girl working there 3 months ago, need anything?

>>82048152 (OP)
I was told that only white women have sex with their dogs. Why is her dog looking at her like that?
Anyways, get me a gun and one round of ammunition so I can shoot myself.

Yes I need a blue nike sports bra to wear while masturbating

>>82048198
Dick's doesn't sell guns anymore

>>82048247
Oh, the pillow biter? Damn it. Uhh well get me uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cyanide capsules.

>>82048152 (OP)
Do it, I swapped gyms solely for the braided sheboon who hosts pilates/HIIT cardio

>>82048152 (OP)
Buy boxing tape and hand wraps so I can beat >>82048198 to beat.

>>82048152 (OP)
Good luck. But remember to get her to shower before you explore her genitalia.

>>82048419
Imagine just being able to do this whenever you want.

>>82048152 (OP)
>cute black girl
no such thing

>>82048419
every time I see this I try to remember if I saved it before then have to save it just to be sure, I have saved it a total of 8 times, I just noticed this is a bigger version

it is like a chocolate coated strawberry

>>82048152 (OP)
I also stare at black women and Asian women at the Walmart. They are too shy to do anything and just let me stare. I dont look at Indian woman because I know they smell. And white women are too scary looking these days because theres barely any left, and men have been fighting over the last remaining white girls vagina to carry on their genetic legacy. Thru time n space the seeds of life will impregnante women to pull more souls out of the void n to incarnate into the body of man. To see n hear the word of the giant big brain who controls mankind in an excel spreadsheets power n authority over our bodies. His awesome might is glorious to behold in person. He is an extremely humble n powerful creator who creates pro basketball games. For u, he does it all for u n for me.

>>82048550
How do you know so much about me? I had a thread where I talked about looking at girls at Walmart, even calling it the Walmart, which is the last time that phrase appeared on /r9k/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81947578

>>82048659
U can grab their pussies at walmart for very low prices

>>82048932
>rolls labia back

>>82048152 (OP)
>Dick's Sporting Goods
why do you have a store called Dick's

>>82048516
wow look at the hole

>>82048419
>>82048516
>There are fembots with this skin color and proportions who don't want to be my gf
Pain

>>82049678
It's not just me, it's a national chain

>>82048198
god damn why do u guys have to make everything about weird sex stuff its just a cute funny video u idiot

>>82048152 (OP)
>because I saw a cute black girl working there 3 months ago
She won't be there, anon

>>82048152 (OP)
She's very cute and I have nothing more to add

>>82049678
it's male only