Thread 82049589 - /r9k/ [Archived: 13 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:36:00 AM No.82049589
ellieirl
ellieirl
md5: 4d52536e8c7b74f1a171629b5f156a68🔍
How can I get a shy bookish girlfriend who looks like picrel and has never been in any sort of romantic entanglement I am willing to do anything and I do not care about about morality or monetary costs (of course, it must be in accordance with sitewide policy and U.S./local law [if you are to suggest something that is a violation of these rules, make sure to indicate that it is a joke and I will regard it as such *wink wink*])
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:37:26 AM No.82049598
>>82049589 (OP)
>bookish stacy
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:37:58 AM No.82049602
>>82049589 (OP)
she looks super lesbian
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:42:02 AM No.82049631
>>82049589 (OP)
>has never been in any sort of romantic entanglement
Even ugly, deformed and fat girls have done the entire kamasutra before they turned 18.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:46:18 AM No.82049660
>>82049589 (OP)
>wink wink
even chatgpt wouldn't fall for that
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:51:19 AM No.82049698
>>82049631
not true stop going for stacies
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:58:01 AM No.82049742
OMGSISA
OMGSISA
md5: 86ac2919c4bc5babf7364af01c4519c7🔍
i didnt read any of your retarded coomer paragraph but i want picrel so bad
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:34:01 AM No.82050030
>>82049589 (OP)
looksmax, leanpill and lift.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:14:41 AM No.82050304
Screenshot 2025-08-02 001333
Screenshot 2025-08-02 001333
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>>82049589 (OP)
I didn't even see the filename and that was my first thought
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:26:47 AM No.82050389
>>82049742
Everyone looks like that