Thread 82050014 - /r9k/ [Archived: 10 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:32:03 AM No.82050014
fag button
fag button
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>moids walk around like they don't LITERALLY have a fag button inside their butts that instantly turns them into whimpering, moaning sissies when pressed and makes them insta-nut
Why are they so pathetic?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:32:46 AM No.82050019
>>82050014 (OP)
It doesn't really work on me
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:34:18 AM No.82050031
>>82050014 (OP)
yeah i'm not sticking my finger or anything else all the way into my anus to finger out if this is real
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:36:12 AM No.82050045
>>82050014 (OP)
does anybody have any tips on how to actually give a guy a prostate orgasm?
Replies: >>82050063 >>82050065 >>82050264 >>82050409
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:38:24 AM No.82050058
>>82050014 (OP)
It doesnt do anything really for me. Stuck a marker up my ass and managed to hit it. Didnt feel good, just kinda weird and unpleasant.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:38:52 AM No.82050062
why would anyone want to insert their finger inside a canal that is literally designed to excrete feces?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:38:56 AM No.82050063
>>82050045
>put finger in his butt
>find the fag button
>press it
Replies: >>82050074
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:38:59 AM No.82050065
>>82050045
I've never been able to do it. It's all mental just like any kind of sex, not really something you can "make" someone have probably unless they've already gotten there by themselves before.
Replies: >>82050356
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:39:08 AM No.82050066
>>82050014 (OP)
>men really have a fag button inside their shitty holes
how am I supposed to respect them knowing this?
Replies: >>82050082
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:40:18 AM No.82050074
>>82050063
hello?? it feels all the fucking same in there, I've used toys, a strap on, my fingers too, and I can't find anything, I read towards the point it should be and can't find it
Replies: >>82050409
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:40:47 AM No.82050077
>>82050014 (OP)
I aint a faggot, you bitch, if it is so be it, that just means my manly body lost the battle
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:42:16 AM No.82050082
>>82050066
Looking at your face is also an effective fag button for men
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:48:07 AM No.82050123
>>82050082
don't be so offended anon </3
Replies: >>82050285
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:08:30 AM No.82050264
>>82050045
It is quite literally a meme. Your colon and prostate do not have the same neural connections to elicit sexual pleasure upon stimulation that the penis, vagina, and clitoris do. Homosexuals are purely getting off on the psychological aspect of it
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:11:50 AM No.82050283
>>82050264
One of the more morbid facts about forensic work is they have the ability to extract semen from recently deceased males by stimulating the prostate. This is done in cases of sexual assaults on suspects who die. It's not purely psychological
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:12:09 AM No.82050285
>>82050123
Ynbaw in the most original way possible
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:12:14 AM No.82050286
>>82050014 (OP)
why the hell are you showing me an image of prostate cancer
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:21:55 AM No.82050356
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>>82050065
very much this, it helps a lot if youve been doing foreplay or the person youre having sex with is hot. Or if theyre really good at kissing or playing with your chest/nipples. For the actual prostate stimulation you dont wanna be rough, you have to use your fingers in an milking motion like youre trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of a tube but you have to press gently. The end of the tube would obviously be down and towards the front. You can mix it up by doing circles sometimes too then going back to the milking motion. Had my bf teach me how to do this because hes extremely good at it, his dick isnt the biggest ive ever had and he sometimes doesnt last that long but idc anymore. Not something I expected but it feels amazing. Also if you need a short break with the prostate stim you can always use toys or just touch your partners body a ton and feel them all over. Its a rather simple but effective way of doing foreplay.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:23:34 AM No.82050372
>>82050014 (OP)
Thats a biological reward trigger for big poops
Replies: >>82051094
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:29:35 AM No.82050409
>>82050045
>>82050074
It feels like a soft walnut. Just aim like you're trying to press against his penis from behind it.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:35:00 AM No.82050436
>>82050356
This is some really good advice. I can't really add much more to it other than making sure to use lots of lube. Gentle yet firm pressure often works the best. The prostate itself can be tough to find since depth varies with each person so for a first time it's often best to also jerk off while doing it. When they get close to climax you will be able to feel the prostate swell up. At this point you can also stop stroking and push them to climax with just the prostate
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:35:24 AM No.82050442
>>82050014 (OP)
i had a prostate exam and it just felt like i had to pee when the doctor pushed on it. when she let up the feeling went away. it didn't feel sexual in any way whatsoever, just mildly annoying. i'm confident that the whole prostate orgasm myth is just bottoms coping.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:45:21 AM No.82050490
>>82050442
Press on your dick with just a finger. Does it immediately make you cum? No. It takes stimulation for that to happen
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:47:49 AM No.82050497
>>82050490
>Does it immediately make you cum? No.
low test
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:51:04 AM No.82050519
>>82050283
>stimulating the ejaculatory duct of a dead man causes semen to come out, proving the biological basis of the sissygasm
I don't think so
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 7:51:06 AM No.82050520
>>82050014 (OP)
>moids
OP is an obvious troon, lmao.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:04:56 AM No.82050614
>>82050442
>she
congrats on the sex
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:09:38 AM No.82050642
>ITT people that have never experienced a real orgasm.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:14:31 AM No.82050672
>>82050642
Sorry we seem to be fresh out of gfs.
Replies: >>82050689
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:19:18 AM No.82050689
>>82050672
you can milk your prostate for 60bucks with an Aneros or 10bucks with some rubber
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:20:18 AM No.82050694
>>82050689
or for 0 dollars i can not shove something up my ass
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:14:58 AM No.82050996
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>>82050436
oof yeah I forgot to add the lube thing, theres no such thing as too much lube lol. Also cut fingernails obviously.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:23:30 AM No.82051042
>>82050614
mfw ill have to give up on my wizard status once im too old or i risk dying of cancer
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:25:40 AM No.82051053
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>>82050014 (OP)
>fag button
I keked whore anon
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:27:05 AM No.82051061
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every moid should regularly cum involuntarily by having his bitch button pressed and squeezed, that would make them a lot less cocky and bossy
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:27:07 AM No.82051062
>>82050014 (OP)
does foid want to press moid cum button?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:29:17 AM No.82051077
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the "prostate orgasm" is literally a meme to make people stick thing up their butts.
t. fag that plays with their butt
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:30:44 AM No.82051094
>>82050372
You ever have a little bit of precum dribble out the end after a particularly big poop? Heaven. Stinky, stinky heaven.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:33:30 AM No.82051110
>>82050283
Why would you need semen for that? You can use the corpse's blood or hair or inner cheek cells (mouth swab) if you're trying to get a DNA match.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:52:42 AM No.82051199
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>>82051061
stop anon thats making me horny
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:54:05 AM No.82051205
>>82051110
they milk you post mortum to honor your soul
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:58:26 AM No.82051226
>>82051205
In Uganda
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:18:43 AM No.82051335
>>82050996
Filed as well. And if something is uncomfortable, pinching, or causing pain. Stop or say something
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:25:58 AM No.82051372
>>82051110
It needs to go in the big semen database.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:27:18 AM No.82051382
>>82050409
and then what? I do the second part but he gets close for a while and we just give up and he sticks it in my pussy
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:29:21 AM No.82051391
>>82051382
here's the secret femanon. it just doesn't really feel all that good it's not what it's memed up to be. we weren't really designed for it either
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:33:57 AM No.82051407
>>82051391
ok but there must still be a way
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:35:44 AM No.82051415
>>82051407
i suggest that he doesn't cum for several days, that'll probably do it
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:35:46 AM No.82051416
>>82051382
There are many reasons and some people just are unable to without other stimulation. Have you tried playing with his nipples? Gently teasing your nails along his pubis and thighs? Pits? Feet? Even a bullet vibe against his penis can really help. Completely hands free can take some practice and relearning how it's a different kind of orgasm so patience is important. Most people get easily frustrated and try to rush things when in fact the best thing they can do is relax.
Also there is nothing wrong with normal edging and then using the prostate to get them to climax
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:04:54 AM No.82051537
>>82050014 (OP)
I'm internet-gay enough to try it but it just results in piss and once in a blue moon a bit of precum while worked up. Better off just using it as prep and then beatin' it like normal.
I could see it working if I didn't jack off for a long enough while but at that point anything would do. Plus insta-nut is a bit of misnomer it takes prep supposedly. A lot of prep. And it presumably doesn't stop.