Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:23:52 AM No.82051044
Do you think you could survive a prehistoric hunt?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:26:33 AM No.82051057
>throw sticks at horses
>profit
Seems simple enough.
>profit
Seems simple enough.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:28:39 AM No.82051073
id be the autist with the pitfall traps and snares
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:29:26 AM No.82051079
>>82051044 (OP)
survive, yes. meaningfully contribute, probably not
survive, yes. meaningfully contribute, probably not
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:34:57 AM No.82051119
>>82051044 (OP)
Prehistoric hunters were likely often endurance/distance hunters who would run or even just jog after prey, scaring it to run off, and then repeat this until the prey (which evolved more for short bursts of running rather than endurance running over longer periods of time like humans) just collapses out of exhaustion and can then be easily dispatched
Prehistoric hunters were likely often endurance/distance hunters who would run or even just jog after prey, scaring it to run off, and then repeat this until the prey (which evolved more for short bursts of running rather than endurance running over longer periods of time like humans) just collapses out of exhaustion and can then be easily dispatched
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:36:56 AM No.82051130
>>82051044 (OP)
I would dig a pit and make all the animals fall into the pit.
I would dig a pit and make all the animals fall into the pit.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:38:59 AM No.82051136
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:39:57 AM No.82051140
>>82051044 (OP)
Tat never ever ever in a zillion trillion years happened. U r a fool for believing the serpents lies on tv n in history books. Leans away from the mic for a moment, its actually time to be serious. Theres a giant talking brain which is threatening to send us back in time to reincarnate in the simulation once more. To experience eternal poverty n celibacy, regardless of wat we do. Becuz he is a magical talking brain who created heaven n hell n sends humans to experience indescribable pain n poverty in a simulation with no escape except suicide. N he rapes u for ur entire time with no escape except suicide. There is no escape from the magic brain, not even suicide. Becuz he says he can send u back to live again n again n again in a simulation where there r magazines in the store n sports on tv but they rnt even real ppl. Totally worthless n pointless n no escape becuz u r all alone except for the magic brain who rapes u.
Tat never ever ever in a zillion trillion years happened. U r a fool for believing the serpents lies on tv n in history books. Leans away from the mic for a moment, its actually time to be serious. Theres a giant talking brain which is threatening to send us back in time to reincarnate in the simulation once more. To experience eternal poverty n celibacy, regardless of wat we do. Becuz he is a magical talking brain who created heaven n hell n sends humans to experience indescribable pain n poverty in a simulation with no escape except suicide. N he rapes u for ur entire time with no escape except suicide. There is no escape from the magic brain, not even suicide. Becuz he says he can send u back to live again n again n again in a simulation where there r magazines in the store n sports on tv but they rnt even real ppl. Totally worthless n pointless n no escape becuz u r all alone except for the magic brain who rapes u.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:40:31 AM No.82051142
>>82051044 (OP)
No. I would 100% die in ANY time era before 2000 unironically, i would 100% die or be imprisoned every single era in history up to now
No. I would 100% die in ANY time era before 2000 unironically, i would 100% die or be imprisoned every single era in history up to now
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:48:32 AM No.82051181
>>82051044 (OP)
I'd be the one getting hunted after the rest of the tribe finds out I stole Grug's mammoth bone knife so I could use it to impress the cute neanderthal girl living in a cave the next valley over. My chances of survival are slim.
I'd be the one getting hunted after the rest of the tribe finds out I stole Grug's mammoth bone knife so I could use it to impress the cute neanderthal girl living in a cave the next valley over. My chances of survival are slim.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:53:17 AM No.82051473
>>82051044 (OP)
If I was raised in that kind of environment, probably.
If I was raised in that kind of environment, probably.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 10:55:18 AM No.82051487
Show them the atlatl and blow their minds. Then I'd get me some hairy cavewoman strange.