Letter Thread - /r9k/ (#82051571) [Archived: 28 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:13:41 AM No.82051571
Get-Someone-Committed-to-a-Mental-Hospital-Step-2-Version-5
Address those letters you'll never send, to the people you may never see again---or the ones you wish you saw less of.

"Mike, chill the hell out and stop schizohorny-ing in everyone else's threads" containment edition.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:15:00 AM No.82051576
Very interesting choice to send a flying ant to teleport inches from my mouth seconds after I make this thread.
You are a dark, vengeful, woeful scourge of a sorcerer indeed.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
8/2/2025, 11:17:22 AM No.82051586
>>82051571 (OP)
Your just upset my cocks not down your throat

Fine. There.

Happy?
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:23:14 AM No.82051612
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>>82051586
You're just upset your throat's not down my cock.

You'll never get the schematics, Mikkenhouser. Ol' slicky Micky... You always were hanging over my shoulder at the academy. Never thought it'd come to this.
You couldn't handle the extradimensional, Mike. Save the scrombling for myself and my gaggle of intangible huzz shifting kaleidoscopically in the aether.
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Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
8/2/2025, 11:26:41 AM No.82051635
>>82051612
Can't quite make out what you are saying with my cock down your throat

Gluck Gluck Gluck?

What's that mean?

Anyways, the way you squeeze your lips and massage your tongue while you attempt to talk

FEELS REALLY GOOD
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:31:04 AM No.82051661
>>82051571 (OP)
E,
You're so cute and adorable when you smile. I like your shyness and the way you hide your face when I look at you. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen and you're always on my mind.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
8/2/2025, 12:02:43 PM No.82051839
See if I'm crude you will hate me and then I win
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
8/2/2025, 12:04:22 PM No.82051849
Don't ask me what about that makes me win...

Haven't thought that far ahead
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 12:12:57 PM No.82051891
don't make me catch the tapphrase