as a girl I still sometimes wonder if having a penis is as fun as i think it is, idk id be having fun if i had one, just a random thought:P

>>82055206 (OP)
:c why would you ever want a penis? lets bump coochies

>>82055206 (OP)
i have one if you let use it on you it'll be more fun

>>82055206 (OP)
I like it plenty.

>>82055206 (OP)
if i had a pussy i would shlick until i squirted

>>82055206 (OP)
It can be at times.
>>82055235
No idea how they don't all end up in asylums from just blasting themselves 24/7. Their body is an amusement park.

>>82055310
yeah jerking off doesnt even feel that pleasurable its me more so quenching my libido rather than enjoying the orgasm also its messy and i have to clean up ugh

>>82055206 (OP)
go get a strap on n find out

xd

>>82055206 (OP)
why and what would you do with it?

>>82055322
>doesnt even feel that pleasurable
sounds like a you kind of problem

>>82055357
I dont really knoww.. but It seems like alotta fun to me xd. like having a portable stick everywhere

>>82055206 (OP)
It's very fun, you should get one

>>82055206 (OP)
you'll always wish it was bigger

>>82055470
truth nuclear

>>82055407
>but It seems like alotta fun to me xd.
I guess it can be fun to jiggle it around and you can make slapping noises with it
>like having a portable stick everywhere
depends what kind you manage to roll, you cold get a short one
how big would you want it to be if you could choose ?

>>82055490
>you can make slapping noises with it
lolol yeaa one of the reasons it seems pretty fun
>how big would you want it to be
honestly, idrc too much about sizes but maybe like 5-inch. Seems comfy.

>>82055206 (OP)
Only if it still has the foreskin

>>82055602
yeah id only want a pussy if it came with the clitoris too

>>82055206 (OP)
having a penis is one thing but having balls? that is chaos. that is the belly of the beast.

>>82055570
>reasons it seems pretty fun
yeah I'll give you that it is pretty fun but getting old quickly
and I can't really think of other fun games to do with it
though I get your point, it's still more than what you can do at the moment
Although if you have big boobs you probably can make slapping noises too
>maybe like 5-inch. Seems comfy.
I honestly expected to hear some very high number and I wondered at what size it's would become dangerous, like make you pass out from how much blood it needed to get hard

>>82055206 (OP)
If I had a penis I would wank it nonstop KEK
I'm pretty sure that masturbating with a dick is 10 times easier than with a coochie

Also I could stack donuts on it

>>82055653
Thanks Jordan Peterson

>>82055206 (OP)
>s a girl I still sometimes wonder if having a penis is as fun as i think it is
Tell me about your penis

>>82056075
is that karl marx

>>82055904
>is 10 times easier than with a coochie
it is, you just stroke it fast or slow and it feels good
>Also I could stack donuts on it
you always say this!!
don't you??!

>>82056082
that's lenin!
don't you see the baldness?

>>82055206 (OP)
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you

i wonder why psychoanalysts dont come here this board is a gold mine for psychoanalysis

>>82055407
it's a ton of fun, it's like you're born with a fidget toy

>>82055206 (OP)
you can touch and play with mine if you want to see what it's like