I unironically used the term 'hag-maxxing' on the phone to my mother when she asked about my dating life.

>"Any girlfriends I ought to know about?" She asks

>"Nah not yet at least, I'm thinking of hag-maxxing since I can't find a girl my age." I respond.

>"What's hag-maxxing?"

>"Umm, like, older women, maybe become a stepdad."

I hear the loudest tut-tut-tut of my life.
I'm 21.

>>82055537 (OP)
i don't know man. whatever he wants to come back as. i'm tired.

>>82055537 (OP)
millenials are dating gen Z college pussy while gen Z is left dry having to take millenial women's scraps holy shit zoomers deserve better

>>82055537 (OP)
thats fucking hilarious find yourself a older fuckbuddy and get your balls drained anon its a great idea unironically

>>82055545
imo yeah its sucks but you don't have to marry them AND you can use their money if you play your cards right use them as a means to drain your balls and learn stroke game and buy the new switch 2

>>82055545
I unironically prefer millennial women.

>>82055545
I mean gen z women have standards so high as they're being brain-fucked by social media and a shit economy where they're forced to date upwards. I may as well find an older women with 2 kids, is lonely and just wants some young dick to feel better as no older established man wants them. I don't mind being friends with the kids, the difference is gen z women would want me to provide for them and their kids, giving nothing in return while an older woman just wants that emotional companion that so happens to have young dick and lots of testosterone.

>>82055585
Yeah I agree with you I'm mentally mature enough where I would be a good paternal figure, where can I apply for the step-dad position

>>82055537 (OP)
>I unironically used the term 'hag-maxxing' on the phone to my mother
The shit people say to their mothers here never fails to make me laugh

>>82055545
Gen z women are crazy and already have a body count anyway so there really is no difference between millennial women

>>82055537 (OP)
Based graverobber flexing on his mom.
Anyhow, don't sweat it. Your mom won't mind as long as you're happy and not getting scammed if you ever hit it off with some fine lady.
Also, I need to get my wisdom teeth removed (they popped out late) but I won't do it out of fear of blabbing my mouth off with memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ZYtdCtAqs

>>82055537 (OP)
Im also thinking of hax maxxing. I like milfs so it would be a win and plus they can give me money and free food and stuff. But then it feels weird

>>82055813
>plus they can give me money and free food
i have hagmaxxed and they never did any of that

>>82055843
Just steal from their fridge

>>82055843
What did they do then. Share your knowledge