why do cocks bounce around so much?

that one has some weight, quite a bit bigger than mine. mine would not bounce the same because it has less mass.

>>82055671
mine doesn't bounce that much even when hard, he's mostly flaccid by the looks of it

>>82055654 (OP)
I don't know if that's your cock but it's a fucking nice cock and I can tell you that girls would love that cock, as someone wiht a similar cock that girls like

>>82055654 (OP)
because they're soft and squishy and don't weight a lot so they bounce

>>82055671
mine doesn't have that much mass and it still bounces a bunch, maybe it's a cock issue

>>82055732
no i downloaded it from here awhile ago, can't remember where, normally not big enough for me to bother saving but the bounciness was nice

>>82055654 (OP)
should be bouncing that on my nose anon

>>82055777
fuck off tranyn kthx bye

>>82055654 (OP)
They only bounce if they're uncut

>>82055826
is this true ?
now way

his foreskin looks like a bellybutton

>>82055837
Yup just hits the sack once and returns into place, it's also kinda uncomfortable

I hate being a grower so much

>>82055854
foreskin provides a protective layer so your cockhead can smack foid clit all day

>>82055654 (OP)
that floor is so nasty. imagine the smell of his thicc unwashed cock

>>82055878
you can even see his stinky cumsock
absolutely gross haha imagine what it tastes like lol

>>82055867
over for me if a foid ever asks me to make it bounce on her clit

>>82055654 (OP)
Bro, I'm uncut and a shower too, but mine doesn't bounce like that. You alright?

>>82055654 (OP)
if this guy is a grower, his cock is monstrous

>>82056004
maybe it's his balls, since that's what they're bouncing off?

>>82055732
>uncut
>hairy
>fat judging by hands and base of penis
Foids would run in disgust.

>>82056067
Yeah, that's true. His balls are forward leaning and it is what makes his dick bounce lmao.
Damn, I hate having average size balls now.

>>82056229
are those balls even that big? you can barely see them

someone post their cutlet to prove the theory

>>82056270
Me thinks they are.

>>82056282
maybe it's just his dick that makes them look average by comparison

wish i had a bro to live with that lets me bounce his pp whenever i want to

>>82056409
are you a foid or a fag?

>>82056473
not gay to wanna make a pp bounce

>>82056492
you have your own to bounce around

>>82056502
it barely even sways

>>82056017
i know like wtf
you could not walk around in public with that, the bulge would be crazy
like people would think you were hard in public

>>82055654 (OP)
because they're made for fun

>>82056680
I bet girls bounce their boobs around for fun all the time while us moids need to have top 1% genetics to even think about doing this

>>82056409
not gay but if I had a friend who wanted to see it bounce I'd probably let them play with it though might accidentally get hard

anyone here any good at estimating sizes? the length is like twice the width of his hand but i think he might be using some perspective tricks

>>82056747
isnt that completely normal especially when its getting touched by another person? I can always try to help you get it down again in those cases

>>82056280
Circumcised penises don't grow that big

>>82056919
>completely normal especially when its getting touched by
it is normal I think
though it can be a bit embarassing
>can always try to help you get it down
that'd be a very nice thing to do
I struggle to get it down sometimes, what tricks would you use to do that?

>>82055783
not a tranny but can i smell your precum tho please

straight people do the gayest shit sometimes

>>82057192
>though it can be a bit embarassing
No need to get embarrassed I think it's cool and manly

>I struggle to get it down sometimes, what tricks would you use to do that?
Well I'm sure you you already thought of using your hands to get it down and if it's still a struggle with that then I could offer my mouth to help with that. It is my fault for getting it hard in the first place so it only makes sense I take responsibility. Of course it requires a bit of trust I can't say I'm experience but I'll try my best to not make contact with my teeth.

>>82057001
how would you even operate on that

>>82057339
>could offer my mouth
that could be very helpful, especially if I'm all sleepy in bed and I'm too tired to get it down myself
>can't say I'm experience
sounds like you need practice then, the more the better

>>82057463
>that could be very helpful, especially if I'm all sleepy in bed and I'm too tired to get it down myself
That might be kinda tough to reach sitting up do you mind if I get myself comfy between your legs while I practice?

>sounds like you need practice then, the more the better
Thank you for indulging me anon first I asked you if I could make it bounce a little and now I'm even making you help me with my practice. I keep imposing more on you if you need any favors just ask.

>>82057566
>get myself comfy between your legs
of course you could even lay in bed with me and I could give you head pats for doing a good job
but anyway
now I'm going to sleep irl so goodnight

>>82055654 (OP)
I lowkey want a fully platonic friend that lets me suck his cock and fucks me. No feelings attached.

Honestly i feel like it's hotter if you're not in love, and feels more wrong.

>>82057675
Is that cock in the OP even appealing to foids? It's uncut and hairy and he looks kinda fat

>>82057703
I'm not a foid, so i can't really tell, but i would assume women outside of jewmerica would love it, since it's pretty big even flaccid.

>>82057713
it literally looks as big flaccid as most cocks are hard, like wouldn't people think you were walking around with an erection at that point?

>>82055654 (OP)
Mine doesn't bounce, it's like a little button held in place by a mound of fupa

>>82055777
are you still here? I have something really important to talk to you about

>>82057773
would yours fit in OPs foreskin?

>>82058012
In all original likelihood, yes.

>>82057727
Maybe if he's wearing soft fabric or something? It does look like he's about the average erect range for most males (even while soft).

>>82058042
its not fucking fair
fml

>>82058123
Just reincarnate anon, you'll probably have a 1% of having a dick like his if you spawn in the west again

>>82058131
but the chance of spawning white and male worldwide is 5%, so 1% of that is 0.05%

>>82058148
Just go die 2000 times, anon! desu it does really put the genetic worth of OPs penis into perspective. Makes me admire him.

>>82058185
>no sheet on bed
>disgusting floor
>unkempt pubes
no way that faggot gets laid, he is completely wasting his divine gifts

>>82058185
>>82058148
If he really is the size of the average erect penis while soft then that puts him at a 0.02% penis worldwide, making his rarity if you take into account race and sex to be 0.001% worldwide

>>82058245
i swear im completely straight but hearing that made my dick perk up

>>82058292
>i swear im completely straight but hearing that made my dick perk up
i wanna see

>>82058317
its nowhere near as impressive as his, ethnic and cut. i think no one wants to see that.

>>82058198
Big dick guys always have that unearned confidence that makes girls unironically cream their pants.

>>82058245
I kneel.

>>82058339
>average cockoids go to the gym, stay clean and dress well, practice their pickup game, earn good money just to fuck 1 girl every year at most
>stinky monster cock chads get fat, don't shave their pubes, have smegma, are unkempt and unemployed make foids cream just by walking past
why does this happen

>>82058383
It's because girls only care about your genetics if you're compensating for your small dick girls notice instantly and filter you. Doesn't matter how much effort you put in a guy like in OPs post will always be infinitely better than you.

>>82058245
seamonkey anon could NOT handle this post

>>82057001
This is actually a guy who had to have his cock removed due to cancer. I feel truly bad for him

Did the BBC bros lie to me?...

>>82055654 (OP)
I speak for all straight guys when I say I wanna suck that thing

>>82055654 (OP)
had to check what board im on lol, i literally just saw this on /gif/

>>82058810
does big cock really turn straight guys gay?

>>82058835
I dunno I start feeling needy and frustrated when I see a dick that quite obviously at a glance larger than my own

My cock kind of looks like that.
Are there even any foids in this thread?
If there are what do you actually think of that cock? Does the hair, foreskin and unkempt room bother you? Or is the cock big enough for you to ignore that?

>>82059336
We're all dudes here breh