>wake up
>This is your view
What's your move?

I'd nudge my wife awake and say, don't just look at it eat it like my spirit animal american psycho

>>82057109 (OP)
I'm always so groggy when I wake up that it takes me over an hour to really get going so I guess I just do nothing

>>82057109 (OP)
i mean come on she's literally begging to get fucked so you know what I'm going to do, YEAHHHHH BUDDYYYY

>>82057109 (OP)
She has a weird face to me. I would obviously eat it, but she certainly isn't someone I would want to see again.

>>82057109 (OP)
call the police cause someone broke into my apartment and i can probably sue them for money

>>82057109 (OP)
"Smother me with all your might, powerful goddess"

>>82057109 (OP)
Reach for the gun on my nightstand because I desperately want someone to break into my house so I can kill them

>>82057133
>She has a weird face to me.
Yeah, that's the face women make when they want you to fuck them. I can see why that would seem weird to you.

Push her off me cuz I don't racemix

>>82057371
unironically the best option

>>82057109 (OP)
weird, hypothyroid facial features. you can tell she's putting on all that makeup on to mask it but it makes her look all the more uncanny and drag-queen like. the ludwig hairline not doing her any good either. the pussy looks like chewing gum as well, she got all these ugly modifications to "enhance" her appearance but she couldn't get an innie. she was meant to be fucked by an ogre called Thog who would then crush her trachea the moment he came