Been a long while since we had one of these, so I'll start us off. What was "the incident" at your high school.

>Be me
>junior year
>dawn of the last free elections for the student council president
>two stacys are running. Mostly stupid personality contest shit
>No rule limits the number of candidates for the position, but many joke candidates dont have the GPA to run
>enter Juan
>Juan is a 4'10 spic with a face like a pizza and mild downs syndrome
>His grades are okay because he doesn't have that much of a social life
>Approach him at lunch and give him my chewy chips ahoy
>Have him sign the form without paying much attention.
>Give it to a friend in SGA and have him drop it off
>I campaign like hell for him, but he seems to be coming up short
>realize its an online poll
>get friends from discord 4chan and other schools to spam the site
>Juan elected president
>Recount demanded
>Disqualify Juan from office because "he cheated"
>Dumb cunt stacy wins.

>>82062382 (OP)
>be me
>have no friends
>no reason to care about what happens around me
>have ok grades
>end
fuck off normalnigg

>>82062382 (OP)
>vote for pedro in 2025

A disabled girl got raped in the girl's bathroom by 2 guys during the after class rush when you get to your bus and go home.

>>82062382 (OP)
One kid in my school played hooky and got on a bus (a line I used often) and set in a seat that had a bomb under it. The bus blow up and he was the most hurt. He came back after a few months in a wheelchair and slowly regained his ability ro walk in the time span of 2 years.

>Be me
>Get called emo once because i wore an AC/DC shirt
>Got beat up once because some guy was sitting on my bike and i asked him to move
>learned what alcohol and weed was on a very early age (13yo)
>Under achiever so i graduated lowest education without breaking a sweat
>Became elektrician.

That was all folks

>>82062382 (OP)
>in ultraliberal city
>black kid carves swastika into one of the bathroom stalls
>the entire school shuts down to figure out who the fuck the heckin nazi is
>finally figure out it's a black kid
>he gets suspended and nobody ever talks about it again

>>82062382 (OP)
>two kids who romeo and juliet'd themselves in the outdoor pool

>one teacher who was wheeled off into an ambulance and took a few days off after acting all crazy when a kid spike her coffee with acid

>the one kid who got his face split open and permanently scarred after being shoved into the edge of the lockers

>the cool fresh new gym teacher straight out uni who turns out was banging a bunch of students

and less dramatic but still exciting
>the one kid who projectile vomited in class out of nowhere, just geography class one second and the next EEEEUUUAAAAABLARGH splashing a radius of 5 desks

oh and also I guess
>English teacher interrupting our French class on the morning of setptember the 11th to tell us that America was under attack by terrorists, and the class bursting into cheers.

>>82062382 (OP)
>one mid normie got tricked into having 'seccs' with top tier stacy at a party
>it was a trap
>pictures of small dick circulating online
>mr peanits got mad next week at school
>total chimpout
>tried to use fire alarm but they never worked anyway
>got an extinguisher and tried to gaschamber bathroom with stacy inside
>ran away crying and jumped out of window
>first floor window
>fell neatly into dumpster to await police intervention

Dude almost got free (some kind of probation) but later stole bunch of merchandise from a local store and got like 5 year prison time