What could improve your life right now, anon?

>>82064875 (OP)
a bazillion dollars

c:<

>>82064875 (OP)
a girl i could have deep and meaningful conversations with.

>>82064875 (OP)
by having some good motherfucking sex

>>82064875 (OP)
instant painless death

>>82064875 (OP)
absolutely nothing, i've reached such a height i only see god in the mirror

>>82064875 (OP)
Exactly what I'm about to do: going out to walk, take a little sunlight and discard and do some thing.

>>82064875 (OP)
Having two new cars
Having my license
Moving to a state were i can work from home.

>>82064875 (OP)
A fucking machine powered by the entirety of Japans electrical grid

>>82064875 (OP)
Any source of passive income i fucking hate wageslaving

the only two things that most men work for in life; money and sex

not getting sick when i smoke cigarettes. recently i've begun to feel really terrible after a cigarette and i'm afraid i've reached the end of the line regarding smoking. i'll probably have to quit very soon which is scary because my entire identity is getting mad at memes on the internet while chain smoking. quitting smoking would be like halfway killing myself at this point.

>>82064875 (OP)
Watching Nyaight of the Living Cat is fun but watching it with a gf would be even more fun.

A gun, some bullets, and a mirror

Oreganolly

>>82065092
Same. I hate it so much that I work a high wage office job but I'm not moving out, not buying a car and not marrying nor having kids. I'm saving and investing most of my paychecks to hopefully quit for good in my early 40s. So far so good.
All I want is to go back to living like an almost NEET, like I did for most of my 20s. Life makes no sense to me when I'm looking at 60% of every weekday for the next 40yrs being taken up by boring stuff and commuting. There's just no time or much energy left for enjoyable activities and weekends also pass by too quickly. I don't know how normies live like this until they're too old and broken. I just feel like a slave and like my life isn't mine anymore. Even the 10-12yrs I estimate I still need to work to build myself a sizeable retirement fund sound like I'm throwing my youth away.

>>82065174
>a mirror
why would you want to shoot a mirror, you doofus?

purpose
ima get addicted to crack because at least ten ill have a reason to get up in the morning.

>>82064875 (OP)
The ability to breathe. I have psychosis so I tighten my chest to the point I have heart problems. I live a rough life. Even when I am exhausted my whole body tenses up no matter how tired I am especially my chest and I feel miserable. I actually carve the feeling of tiredness, I dont have it, i am always tense and stressed. Even those hard working men rich guys and whatnot i dont care what they say they dont know suffering. My brain damage is also getting so bad i forget everything. i am close to death and I am terrified. I will go to hell when i die.

>>82064875 (OP)
one million dollars is all it would take

>>82064875 (OP)
A 6'1 goth girl with a fat ass in my lap while i play yakuza 0 and paraphrase the english subtitles to serbian
or a vector file and somebody who would design a wrap for my w203 mercedes to make it wrapped like the m3 gtr from need for speed most wanted

>>82064882
Either this or a girlfriend

A gf, friends, money. I want to stop being bipolar. I want to finish my degree, at this rate Ill be done in 2 years at the age of 34 with a nursing degree. I think what I want most of all is help desu.

>>82064875 (OP)
Rich white wife or 5 million dollars

>>82064875 (OP)
if i had money to go buy tampons and pads because i just started my weird and have neither, any robot wanna get me some ):

>>82065419
I would if I could. I literally carry emergency pads in my purse

>>82064875 (OP)
to stop being a coward and do what I said I was going to do

>>82064875 (OP)
Girlfriend around My age like stuff that I like or she likes stuff that isn't Snapchat and social media enjoys sex and open to trying different stuff not open relationship or anything cucky short hair loves me or nuke Israel

Sex. Really, that's it. I've got pretty much everything else and am still miserable

>>82064875 (OP)
A million dollars obviously

>>82065419
I will but in exchange you have to listen to me talk about todd howerd famous Chess club for 5 hours

>>82064875 (OP)
Meeting a girl to hit it off with.
And also not being mentally ill.
And not craving sweet things that keep me overweight.

>>82065443
thats nice nona.. or anon but you cant give them to me though the screen sad sad
>>82065673
uuuhhhh i actually hate consuming chess media but i love playing the game idk if this gonna work ..

Reincarnating as a newborn baby born into a well adjusted middle class Norwegian family. Beyond that? The will and courage to make use of the noose hanging in my wardrobe.

>>82064875 (OP)
a bunch of money so I could buy a house or a loving girlfriend to build a life with. of course I could probably do both alone but a freebie would be nice. or would I only appreciate it if I earned it myself without help?

getting rid of my nicotine addiction holy shit but theyre banning disposables where i live anyways so im forced to quit and hopefully i wont go into my twenties with a collapsed lung. life is just so goddamn stressful between working and my poor financial situation and college and family and my poor mental health and all that bullshit. been using kratom to help me quit, at least im not destroying my lungs with that stuff

>>82064875 (OP)
losing weight, fixing my appearance, getting rid of my phone addiction and bad habits in general. maybe dating too but i think i'm too insecure for that right now

>>82064875 (OP)
I'm beyond help

an ibanez xiphos xtp 700

I just want one, work like a mufucker and cant drop the money on one

UGH might as well neet at this rate

Smarter friends.

>>82064875 (OP)
a team of maybe 5-10 talented people who wants to succeed a lot more than i do

>>82064875 (OP)
Honestly, I don't even know at this point. Probably some motivation and ideas, but anhedonia is a bitch.

>>82066619
Omg I fucking love Ibanez my dream guitar is an Iceman

First of very interesting and relatable replies anyway..

>Drink less or go to the pub less
>Quit smoking
>Do some form of movement outside or work (hey at least i do more then 10 thousand steps a day)
>Go on a vaction or some shit

Right now i just life day to day: wake up, work, eat a meal go to the pub and go to bed and that is all i do i monday till friday, play bass in a band every saturday night. I am not even depressed just very passive and have been doing this for maybe +5 years.

Don't care for having more friends or social interaction than i already have (which isn't alot) or getting a girlfriend, i am not fit i guess i look decent i had my chances but didn't care.

I get paid decent enough to life a decent life idc for climbing the ladder, gave that up a long time ago.

>>82066753
I saw one of these reduced the other day, just want a fucking high quality ibanez reeeeeeee, still on my shitty ibanez gio

>>82066780
Holy shit we are the same person

>>82064875 (OP)

I bought a 7.62 20-round NATO PMag for about 20 cents new. I have had it for about 5 years now, and can't use it because anything that wasn't used by Jamal and Tyrell to shoot at each other is priced for rich fags. I fucking love guns and think that they are a great way to teach discipline and physical fitness, but I can't get one because you niggers groomed a kid into shooting at his classmates, and anything that's below about 1k in America tends to end up in a Baltimore/L.A./Chicago/American Hell Hole evidence locker.

>>82066783
its ok bro youll get there a good guitarist can make due with shitty gear, rn im shredding on a 90 dollar Amazon guitar and a 60 watt practice amp

That and I dunno, A job would be nice.

>>82066874
I think this is the standard for most single people who work a fulltime job

A littlebit of serotonin

>>82064875 (OP)
somewhat broad question. On the smallest scale I think /r9k/ either being a blue board or having ID post would be great. Mind you the traffic would drop a bit but I be happy with seeing and talking to who was really here as opposed to whatever this weird attempt at post farming is.

>>82064875 (OP)
alotta of money

>>82065928
>consuming chess media
No you silly gose it's about charismatic Guy who keep making shity games year after year and he will lie to your face but you still buy his game and believe his lies because he is that good you can't hate him and google Todd Howard Chess clube you will not regret it

>>82064875 (OP)
120k liquid and a passive monthly income of 2.5k usd so i can get a malaysian retiree visa, seamaxx and blow my brains out when I turn 55

>>82064875 (OP)
Honestly $500,000 would do the trick.

>>82064875 (OP)
Either a few million dollars to retire and bang whores for the rest of my life, or a 5/10 girl who loves me and wants to have sex with me and start a family

I've had the latter once but I had to end it due to her infertility, she was also like a 3/10

>>82064875 (OP)
better physical and mental health. im working towards both, but it's rough. my bf is moving in with me and wants to help me out on both fronts plus improve my general quality of life in other ways. i want to do the same for him. obviously a copious amount of money and good fortune would be nice, as well

>>82064875 (OP)
10 mil would be cool

>>82064875 (OP)
money
having my dick sucked
money

>>82064875 (OP)
People I don't like dying from a terminal illness

>>82066780
>Quit smoking
Did this many years ago. It took 6 months to fully quit. It was tough but it's worth it.
Good luck anon

being more sociable and socially accepted by the people around me, money, having my own place to live in without coming home from work and deal with my brother or just my family in general.

>>82064883
Speak to a grandma. There are some really interesting conversations to be had with them.

a few hundred thousand dollars, my mental health issues magically being fixed, three years worth of dextromethamphetamine prescriptions, and a type 81 with 20 magazines

>>82064875 (OP)
Mental health fr fr no cap on god

>>82065168
Hey anon. I smoked ~60+ cigs a day and it was aweful. The first hour of everyday was coughing out tar until I got it under control with a cig and black coffee. Now I switched to vaping and it was like a miracle. My breathing got better, my sleep got better and no aweful smell and nic fingers.
If you can in your area, try vaping. If you've decided to quit and that's it then good luck to you. It'll be very hard but worth it. For me, nicotine is my prison.

>>82064875 (OP)
About $160K in American dollars.

>>82064875 (OP)
A cute loser boy as a boyfriend...... or as a friend... or someone to be with me.... bueh....

>>82068157
i get approached by old people a lot and deep conversations usually occur, sadly just doesnt happen with people my age.

>>82064875 (OP)
A raceshit containment board.

>>82064875 (OP)
moving out of the midwest so i dont get a corn wife

A cheerful wife like aerith

>>82068626
not Yuffie?

>>82068626
Look up Game Lady Dolls

>>82064875 (OP)
lifting, push ups, dark leafy greens in my diet, establishing a skincare routine, 20k usd, cognitive behavioral therapy

A few things.
>closure about my bio-dad's family
>closure about why they cancelled the JLPT again
>closure about why those Japanese jobs won't hire me
>closure about why Kelly suddenly stopped talking to me
and so on

>>82064875 (OP)
The field behind my house, a stable and a horse. Then mommy and daddy won't have to chauffeur me around since I don't need a driver's license for a horse. I could ride into town and back when ever I want

Thoughts?

a fast spacecraft and a one way ticket to fuckin neptune

>>82065419
I have money but I don't have transport >>82069196
I'll have to go with my mommy and explain to her why i'm buying tampons and fanny pads
>see, umm, I need them because... i mean for umm... a random request on... well an internet form of sorts, called an image board... see, i'm helping someone that needs them...

>>82064875 (OP)
>What could improve your life right now, anon?
becoming a gigastacy female version of myself with a perfect life and body

My physical health restored to where it was exactly 10 years ago. This includes teeth.

>>82064886
This or money, nothing else

>>82064875 (OP)
Hot short bitch to myself and some kind of powers that make it so I don't need money. That's about it.

>>82064875 (OP)
A brain transplant along with a gentle gf

>>82064875 (OP)
Go back in time and convince my first gf to not go to the chairforce.

>>82064875 (OP)
someone to leech off of.. alternatively having the skills and motivation to get a good job

>>82069499
If the god here killed all the suffering ppl, economy wld go down. He likes to have sex too, but it is a very delicate situation cuz the labor cant stop without causing a huge death spiral. He makes lots of decisions for us to keep the farm operating. Suicide is actually so hard that its barely considered a threat, becuz u have to actually explode ur own head which means u r stuck here to live without anything. But even funnier is u have to pay taxes to eat, so tats where the concept of tax cattle comes from is that u r not allowed to die, and are forced to give away money if u wanna eat. It was a very clever trick was to entrap ppls souls into bodies n then steal from them legally by forcing them to work.

>>82064875 (OP)
Money, or a cheap living space.
I really don't need anything else I'm always buying cheap shit and cooking. I don't hate my life I just want to live in peace.

>>82064875 (OP)
Death
Orenago

i'd like to stop having seizures, can god please remove them

>>82064875 (OP)
If my family would let me have a fucking life of my own

>>82064875 (OP)
at this point? reincarnation. i'm already a wizard.

>>82070111
U r having a fatal heart attack right now. U need to go to the hospital. Call an ambulance.

>>82064875 (OP)
a job with people my age (mid 20s) that aren't total drunks, druggies or indians.

Money, I work full time and make $800 every two weeks. How the fuck am I supposed to compete in the game playing from the position I am at right now?
I can not afford to fix my car or see a physician to fix my health, I need money or to die honestly I would rather just die but can not afford a gun and a place to lay my head at night lmao

>>82064875 (OP)
A bullet.

Not original, of course

>>82070192
Ya dude this is pretty bad dude. We got trapped in these bodies to live for gods pleasure. Wld u intentionally bring somebody here knowing they wldnt get a cute wife n also wld have to wake up early to pay taxes. So hes just a completely crazy psychopath. Like dude thats actually probably one of the worst things that has ever occurred in any type of reality that has ever existed. Thats actually the worst possible thing to do lol. Like I am trying so hard to imagine actually doing that to another person, and I cant. I cannot ever imagine saying I would sign somebody up for 100 years of unbearable pain n agony for literally no benefit to themselves becuz they just die after n forget it all. Thats like actually so scary dude thats completely terrifying. God most likely has sex with girls and uses each human for his own personal joy. Thats why he is so scary dude becuz sex is violent which means he is extremely violent. He also pretends hes not even here LOL becuz wat hes doing is actually like literally the worst possible thing u can do. Thats actually like the very very worst choice somebody could make is to castrate n enslave a person n their only possible escape is to kill themselves.

a better face and body
sex (not even, just validation from women)
maybe if i had a job id rethink my priorities

>>82064875 (OP)
Money and big tiddy white, latina or black gf

a gun with a single bullet

>>82064875 (OP)
what if i took one of the high end trannies out on a date to the movies and shit and i make him laugh and its a dude

>>82068157
My grandma died a couple months ago unfortunately

>>82064875 (OP)
20k so I can dorm instead of commuting to college fml

Nothing my life is over I was born not good enough

>>82064875 (OP)
living closer to my discord friend who I want to fuck

>>82064875 (OP)
love from a woman

>>82064875 (OP)
UBI, and a willing fuckable woman that I can cum in all the time, and who won't get pregnant.
Literally all that I want in my life. Hermitdom is pretty comfy, otherwise.

>>82064875 (OP)
>What could improve your life right now, anon?
Big booba gf

umm wtf? Why is my thread still alive?

>>82064875 (OP)
DEATH

ETHANOL

NICOTINE

DOPAMINE

ADRENALINE

METANFETAMINE

CODEIN

OR EVEN... A WOMAN'S TOUCH

>>82071745
U should sneak into ppls backyards at night and spy on them thru their windows. U will see how bad the situation is. Men are dating the prettiest girls and keeping them locked away inside to do heinous sex acts on their bodies. U can watch them and see for urself wat the girls are made to experience, against their better judgement. They do the 59 position and I even saw one guy touch her asshole with his penis. That is totally disgusting and thats literally a rape crime. Not what god intended at all. Lots of black dudes with the cutest English women who cant handle sex with them. Its a crime, looks like they have been sold into a type of sexual slavery situation and are having their finances controlled, they cant leave their living situations without help. Yeah its hairy out there.

>>82064875 (OP)
lots and lots of money

>>82064875 (OP)
A cure for my disability and lots of money.

>>82064875 (OP)
Money alone

>>82064875 (OP)
Being freed from severe social anxiety

>>82064875 (OP)
Having God-like beauty

>>82073867
Take drugs or drink alcohol

>>82064875 (OP)
A loaded gun

just being gay. outright gay. i wish i was gay. i do not find males in real life interesting or attractive, im not gay. but also: my porn folder is just...dudes. lots of them. id wager that at best, 50% of the porn i look at has no females involved in any capacity whatsoever. being gay sucks, it seems, but atleast id fucking know

instead im stuck in this weird fucking grey zone where im pretty sure id straight when it comes to 3dpd, but when the sun goes down and the only light comes from a computer screen i get so fucking FAGGOT gay. holy shit whats going wrong with me

>>82064875 (OP)
A loli

>>82064875 (OP)
money and sex
but honestly anything i REALLY want isnt stuff i can just get
its all things i have to work for and if i didnt work for it wouldnt even be meaningful

>>82064875 (OP)
Straight up, a few hundred million dollars.
Then it would be a time machine, then some head meds, then buying a home in a suburb not too far away from a city but not too close to be accessible by inner city youths

>>82065419
Drop the discord and the means of sending a gift in return for tits

>>82066619
I don't like sharp designs. That's like a bc rich warlock lite, but to each their own.
I'm a basic npc and like a strat. You can't go wrong with a strat or a telecaster, maybe with a humbucker or loaded hot rail bridge pickup and the rest are single coils

>>82064886
Thirding thisss

Being underweight.
Realistically, money.
Then getting medicated and going back to college.

>>82064875 (OP)
probably just answers to why i feel the way i do. its really complicated sometimes just processing all the stuff that floats through your mind, the feelings buried under each other. if i understood it all, i could probably become more productive, sleep better, be nicer to people, socialise more. i think its the one thing i can think of that will inevitably benefit me in some way :)