>>82065333 (OP)Dodging being a simp is like
>be me>nerdy glasses wearing geek 6-7/10 on a good day>meet nice girl at work>start talking, she's fine. Not my type though.>one time we're sitting for lunch.>i know i make more then her so i get her a salad, on me, as a nice gesture.>we talk all lunch and go our seperate ways.>next week she's looking for me>we talk about nothing in particular at our usual spot>she starts heavily suggesting she's hungry>clues become thicker and thicker>"maybe we could eat together, i don't have money for a salad though">end conversation and get myself a burger>she never talks to me again, i can see the shame in her eyes>bullet dogedI have lots more stories like that. Once a MEGAStacy tried to make me help her move her apt ("I'm so weak, anon, not like you" "really? You should work out!" *leave*) she was absurdly beautiful and I never had a chance with her (not that I wanted to, she was boreing as shit).