Thread 82068595 - /r9k/ [Archived: 72 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:25:51 AM No.82068595
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With the way people are now, holding hands is more intimate than sex.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:42 AM No.82068605
Well I will never get to do either unfortunately
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:28:40 AM No.82068627
>>82068605
I did both once before but I doubt I'll get to do it again. Which is weird. Like I'm 29 and have only held hands with one girl in my entire life. You'd think that if you could get a girl once before that it could happen again but no. It's like I had one chance and it all just went to shit.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:36:12 AM No.82068695
>>82068595 (OP)
The amount of girls I've spoken to who've had sex but never held hands or even kissed is crazy.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:14:21 AM No.82068975
At this rate I'll be 45 before I do either!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:09:20 AM No.82069417
>>82068595 (OP)
Stop hanging around stacies and sex will be intimate, you moidwhore
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:20:07 AM No.82069518
>>82068595 (OP)
No it isn't. Every woman you can meet has had a bunch of different dicks in them and if you held hands with them thinking it was something deep that would just be pathetic. How fucking dumb you look trying to take it slow and do cute shit when she's taking cock in every orifice or thinking about when she did.
>>82069417
Dial 8 you ugly fag
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:23:34 AM No.82069544
>>82069518
And I've seen guys try it anyway. Everyone will probably see it at some point. If pretending her past and loyalties didn't matter was enough the relationships would have a much higher success rate at least.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:26:37 AM No.82069570
>I'm a kissless handholdless virgin
What does this matter? All you would have gotten was larping love with chad widows anyway.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:53:02 AM No.82069793
>>82069570
>What does this matter? All you would have gotten was larping love with chad widows anyway.
The point of life and marriage isn't some fake idea of romance, its procreation.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:56:29 AM No.82069819
>>82069793
The life you want to bring more meat into is clearly fake and controlled by losers with more power and info. If the quality of women or relationships is trash you're only offering your spawn trash. You exist just to ignore unnecessarily bad conditions.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:58:56 AM No.82069837
>>82068595 (OP)
Your image is a good representation of spending over fifteen years here and never fitting in. I just can't fully assimilate into imageboard culture.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:03:45 AM No.82069884
I love dumb faggots arguing the point of life and marriage is to shit out kids with a woman who can't do any of what's needed to maintain your relationship and family. But they word that as unrealistic disney romance. A few generations from now their shitty fake family will be saying wanting to drink clean water is fake and dumb too. Because that's the direction they're going.