>intense stomach pains
>go shit
>10 minutes of pain
>get up
>wash my hands
>immediately get stomach pains again
>now back on the toilet, anus burning, in pain
please god end my suffering

>>82069493 (OP)
you have a bad case of diarrhea!

>>82069493 (OP)
keep an eye on what you ate I guess

XD

>>82069493 (OP)
anon i think you might be me

>>82069493 (OP)
the fuck? did you eat the ecoli chipotle? wash your butthole with some cold water and drink some kefir or kombucha and lie down while your little buttpussy recovers lil nonny

I had this happen for two-three months then it stopped out of nowhere, nobody cared

>>82069493 (OP)
ITT OP has symptoms of IBS

>be me
>go to shit one day
>wipe, look
>poo is green and slimey
>happens for a week
>don't change diet, don't consult doctor
>one week passes
>sit down, poo
>wipe, look
>poo is back to normal
>mfw I just ignored the problem and it went away

>>82069509
>>82069515
im starting to think that
>pizza
>20 spicy nuggets, fries, chocolate milkshake from mcdonalds
>5 chocolate bars
all in one day wasnt such a good idea.

>>82069599
do you have any healthy teeth left?

>>82069599
yeah nonny you definitely need to spray down and splash your boy pussy with some soap and water and clean all the capscasin/red 40/microplastic laced poop off of it and drink some fucking water and reregulate your tummy with some healthy fermented food and then NEVER do that again.
fat fucking piggy
while your lying down in bed watch some anime, like Legend of Galatic heroes, its really good