← Home ← Back to /r9k/

Thread 82070893

26 posts 8 images /r9k/
Anonymous No.82070893 [Report] >>82070917 >>82071469 >>82071479 >>82071483 >>82071484 >>82071511 >>82071823
Did you know that foids are literally parasites?
Anonymous No.82070917 [Report] >>82070937
>>82070893 (OP)
>where was my dad during childhood...?
>uhh idk
>so you mean only your mother tried to raise you and love you?
>well more than my dad ever did
>and you still hate your mother more
>yes
>...
Anonymous No.82070937 [Report] >>82071501
>>82070917
>because my mother chased my father away
Anonymous No.82071469 [Report]
>>82070893 (OP)
I did, nothing new under the sun. want them all dead desu
Anonymous No.82071479 [Report] >>82071484 >>82071512
>>82070893 (OP)
I can see how it applies to the other 2 but how do seagulls keep me emotionally neurologically or economically dependent
Anonymous No.82071483 [Report]
>>82070893 (OP)
Born of a parasite, spawn of a leech. A maggot I am, and faggots I teach.
Anonymous No.82071484 [Report]
>>82070893 (OP)
>>82071479
Oh wait nvm I skipped the part of "if the host has enough resources to stay around"
If he has my fried fish he has it all in the moment.
Anonymous No.82071497 [Report] >>82071503 >>82071512
Yeah because seagulls sure make human emotionally dependent on them
Anonymous No.82071501 [Report]
>>82070937
> my mom is responsible for my dad not loving me
Thoughts of a 5 year old. Parents should love their kids no matter what their relationship with other parent are.
Anonymous No.82071503 [Report]
>>82071497
Their lovely white tummies and endearing screams have found themselves featured in many a man's dreams.
Anonymous No.82071511 [Report]
>>82070893 (OP)
Why did you misspell "klepto"?
Anonymous No.82071512 [Report]
>>82071497
I made the same mistake>>82071479
but it does mention how the parasite only stays if it doesnt need more resources. A seagull just comes and goes
Anonymous No.82071541 [Report] >>82071554
>Instinctual animals get voting rights.
Aww hell.
Anonymous No.82071554 [Report] >>82071588
>>82071541
there is a thread on here with males talking about how they should divorce their wives because they don't have sex and that's the sole reason
Anonymous No.82071578 [Report]
seagulls?
If anything its the other way around, we overfish their waters and they are forced to adapt by scavenging on land.
Anonymous No.82071588 [Report] >>82071765
>>82071554
>cant even satisfy his needs even though he is the sole reason you arent homeless

why is your gender useful again?
Anonymous No.82071595 [Report]
Retired old fatman knows how to handle the kleptos
Anonymous No.82071765 [Report] >>82071778 >>82071810
>>82071588
"sole reason you aren't homeless"
males are getting less jobs than women now haven't you heard?? :3
Anonymous No.82071778 [Report]
>>82071765
*fewer jobs
Anonymous No.82071787 [Report]
>white male colonizers have the gall to make an image like this

lol lmao
sage No.82071790 [Report]
>Jeets get internet access.
Aww hell.
Anonymous No.82071810 [Report] >>82071822
>>82071765
Men have literally been forced to pay for womens existence for all of history. Womens collective greatest contribution to mankind is unironically porn.
Anonymous No.82071822 [Report] >>82071831
>>82071810
>Womens collective greatest contribution to mankind is unironically porn
Kinda grim when you think about it. Outside of the biological stuff thats it huh.
Anonymous No.82071823 [Report]
>>82070893 (OP)
Someone post the study showing that women will accumulate 200,000 dollars of tax burden over their lifetime
Anonymous No.82071831 [Report] >>82071873
>>82071822
I guess they helped a lot in singing or like acting? Idk
Anonymous No.82071873 [Report]
>>82071831
I guess so. I like dua lipa