Thread 82074387

What are some meals that high value males cook?

I want to learn how to cook decent food. I mostly just put chicken tendies on the grill and then throw some broccoli in boiling water and add a little salt to it

>>82074387 (OP)
Its whatever they like that isnt fully prepackaged. I can cook almost everything but lately idc tho

>>82074387 (OP)
Idk. I cook all my meals.but not a high value male. 97% of the time I just cook meat. While getting wasted

>>82074401
I mostly just like mcslop and maybe shawarma

So I grill a lot of burgers and sometimes heat chilli and cook rice

>>82074401
pretty much this. even basic meals like beef and rice can be good enough, as long you prepare the ingredients yourself. a personal favourite of mine is making beef curry, of which nobody's told me tastes like shit yet.

>>82074387 (OP)
>HVM
Chad? I know a Chad IRL - he doesn't cook, his girlfriend cooks for him

>>82074423
Shawarma is nice, burgers are too. Im kind of into oven shit where you gotta prep it but then just have to wait for an hour or something.
I literally ask people I talk to what they are eating for dinner that day because I like hearing about new easy recipes. Ohyeah breakfast burritos are cool too, prep a lot of them and throw em in the fridge. Heat up whenever.

>>82074468
Most women I've gone on dates with get the ick when I tell them I don't cook much and that I usually eat out

I mean I can afford it and I don't like my own cooking that much. One year I literally ate McDonald's snack wraps every day. I'm not even fat, I just liked the taste

>>82074387 (OP)
It really depends on where you live and what kind of women you're aiming for. Plain Jane basic white bitches in the US love fettuccine Alfredo and it's easy as hell to make. Don't forget the nutmeg.

>>82074674
Imagine cooking your date chicken Alfredo but it's not quite done and you hide the toilet paper

>>82074387 (OP)
high value males (like me) eat sushi bowls cuz theyre healthy tasty and fastneasy to prepare

>>82074700
>realizing your date is going to reject you so you give her laxatives and have no toilet paper then drop her off three blocks from her home so she has to awkwardly waddle home to not shit herself
kek

>>82074387 (OP)
>high value males cook?
I made beef bourguignon with fresh bread and then a chocolate soufle for dessert for my fat ex gf and she seemed impressed and liked the food.

>>82074726
I've had this happen. But left taco bell on foot. It was already slowly leaking and I found a porta potty and let it rip. Then realized there was no tp. Fml. Wiped with undies and waddled a mile home and immediately showered. Thank God I was half drunk. Wait. Why am I talking god for giving me explosive diarrhea

>>82074749
You should watch The Pope of Greenwich Village. There was a character that had it much worse.

>>82074387 (OP)
CORN ANON, LEARN TO COOK CORN

>>82074387 (OP)
Poop steak with pee rice

I'm not high value but I can tell you simple stuff I cook that's easy.

>3 fried eggs + 1/2 can of beans (save the other half for next day's breakfast)
>mac+cheese + can of tuna fish
>simple bread with vinegar and oil
>fried rice (the secret is the oyster sauce)

>>82074719
Where do you get your salmon?

>>82074774
>fiction was worse than reality
No shit