Thread 82074836 - /r9k/ [Archived: 43 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:53:05 PM No.82074836
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>one chance at life
>born an east asian guy with green eyes
You guys cant convince me this dude isnt more privileged than any girl on this board.
If you are cute as a guy, your life will be better than 99% of women.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:54:06 PM No.82074847
>>82074836 (OP)
An Irish white guy with blue eyes and dark hair would mog him
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:56:22 PM No.82074864
>>82074836 (OP)
They aren't green though. Those are really light brown eyes. My grandma had eyes like that and would get complimented on them all the time. Honey colored eyes are a bit rare. Also, I wouldn't want to be born a gook.
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orospu รงocuฤŸu
8/4/2025, 4:56:30 PM No.82074867
>>82074836 (OP)
i mog him crazy I'll fuck his gf infront of him
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:57:20 PM No.82074871
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>>82074836 (OP)
Those are contacts. Quite a lot of Mongolians actually have green eyes though.
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An0nymous
8/4/2025, 5:00:34 PM No.82074892
>>82074836 (OP)
Doesn't matter. He still have a smaller dick than me
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:02:27 PM No.82074899
I got green eyes and I'm an inkwell
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:23:17 PM No.82075492
>>82074847
>>82074867
>>82074892
>>82074899
You guys dont mog one of the best looking east asian men just because you are white lol The delusion.
>>82074871
Its natural. I suspect he is a hapa
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:42:40 PM No.82075633
>>82075492
>You guys dont mog one of the best looking east asian men just because you are white lol
The most attractive gook poses no more threat to me than does its most attractive insect.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:50:06 PM No.82075686
>>82075633
Sad thing you are a guy. If most women thought like you, I would have gotten a chang bf by now :<
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:53:31 PM No.82075717
>>82075686
You know what. I'm rooting for you if you're able to do it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:53:40 PM No.82075719
Austin_Butler
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>>82074836 (OP)
>Be Finnish guy
>Born with light chestnut hair and the bluest eyes
>Perfect hairline
>Also tall with a healthy balance of neoteny and strong caucasoid features
>Also rumoured to have massive cock
>Can tan well despite being of Finnish descent
Is Austin the perfect man? It's sad that he would never give a Yakut femcel like me a chance...
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:55:35 PM No.82075734
>>82075719
Jacob elordi has more female fans than him. One of the reasons why I dye my hair black.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:59:05 PM No.82075755
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>>82075734
>>82075719
Austin is the perfect male in my opinion. He's really popular here in the Sakha Republic.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:00:21 PM No.82075765
>>82075719
You can see guys like this easily in Europe. I dont blame you brown anons for liking white guys (colonized beauty stereotypes) but dont let them get cocky about being "handsome". This guy is just some random dude in europe...
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:00:56 PM No.82075769
>>82075755
>third world brown women like blonde men

What a surprise and shocking revelation
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:01:21 PM No.82075772
>>82075686
I am a chang let me be your bf
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:02:17 PM No.82075782
>>82075765
I literally look almost like this guy and the only way I could stand out is by dying my hair. I wish normal women liked blonde men too.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:05:46 PM No.82075803
>>82075765
> dont blame you brown anons for liking white guys
I'm not brown. I'm a yellow turkic Asian (Russian Asian). He isn't average. He's a super cutie. He has the perfect mix of neoteny and masculinity. If the golden horde returned and we conquered Europe, I would take a white guy like Austin as my sex slave. My pussy would fixed around his thingie most of the time. I would be attached to him like a baby monkey. Sorry for horni posting.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:07:19 PM No.82075812
>>82075803
kek if the golden horde returned you'd be a mongols sex slave
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:08:20 PM No.82075823
>>82075803
>I'm a yellow turkic Asian (Russian Asian)

And people make fun of Amerimutts
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:10:53 PM No.82075844
>>82075803
By brown anons I meant anyone who is not white (including asians and latinos). And yeah, he is just a regular guy in Europe. I guess youd be pretty happy here.

>I'm a yellow Turkic Asian (Russian Asian)
Are the guys where you live cute?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:50 PM No.82075854
>>82075812
Well maybe it would better if it was an alternate history where the Germans conquered the soviet union. Someone like Austin could have been a finnish nazi soldier. Then he could have forcibly taken me as his prize. I bet he smells amazing and his chest is the right level of muscularity. Is muscularity a word?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:14:05 PM No.82075878
>>82075844
>Are the guys where you live cute?
Some are okay. I just don't like they way they treat women. Guys from Finland, Germany, Norway and Ireland were always nice to me. They always have big kind eyes.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:15:36 PM No.82075889
>>82075878
>Guys from Finland, Germany, Norway
I trust this

>and Ireland
Have you been to Ireland lol? If you did, you won't say this.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:17:30 PM No.82075907
>>82075878
>I just don't like they way they treat women.
What do you mean? Idk about nordic guys but some french men cheat and lie a lot too. I don't think it's something related to ethnicity.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:17:31 PM No.82075909
>>82075889
>Have you been to Ireland lol? If you did, you won't say this
Well my experience is limited. The guys I met were only students. Maybe the normie ones are evil. I also kind of want to jump on Conor McGregor. I felt really bad when Khabib beat him.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:20:53 PM No.82075940
>>82075909
Luckily I'm white so I never had much trouble when I went there and even then, they were still rude as fuck. Brown foreigners have it much worse. Which is very ironic when you see the Irish support Palestine.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:27:13 PM No.82075981
>>82075907
>What do you mean?
They still have hunter gatherer attitudes and see women as nothing but property for breeding, cleaning and "entertainment". They sell their daughters into marriages not for love but because of clan politics and business ties. They also use their wives as punching bags. Rape is quite common here but is never reported. Most girls lose their virginities at 12 or 11. During the old winter celebrations they had a game where teenage boys were allowed to "take" girls for one night. Putin outlawed it. Not all guys here are like that but many still hold nasty attitudes. They also sell their daughters to rich Chinese incels as wives for money and business deals. The inuits in Canada are very similar to us and they are misogynistic abusers. I was lucky as I was adopted by a Russian christian couple.

After a few months of dating Sakha Yakut men show no affection. I like white guys because they always want to cuddle their girls and carry them. They also give cute little smoochies. They will also cook and remember your birthdays. Russian slavic guys aren't great though.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:11 PM No.82076000
>>82075940
I don't know Im weird tho. I kind of find cocky Irish men kind of hot. I used to watch this show called love hate. It was about Irish gangsters and I had a crush on the brown haired guy with blue eyes that was kind of chubby. Conor McGregor is a guilty crush for me.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:31:48 PM No.82076022
>>82076000
Irish who live in Britain are way better to deal with and they seem nice to me. The locals who live in Ireland are just savages. You kinda understand why Oliver Cromwell did what he did.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:42:20 PM No.82076102
>>82076022
The only mainland European country I have been in is Germany. The guys there were nerdy and shy but in a cute way. They were tall and had strong shoulders. They have the big crazy blue eyes that Im obsessed with. They also share the same interests in media, music and games as me. Maybe I'm autistic if I like what German guya do. I feel bad because my great grandfather probably killed Germans in ww2. I wish I could have been a guard in soviet pow and I would have taken the virginity of a shy young German soldier. Could have made him eat me out for rations. groomed him into being my loyal sex slave and brainwashed him into falling in love.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:44 PM No.82076125
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>>82076022
For those who don't believe we can have white skin
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:46:49 PM No.82076145
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>>82076022
This is the guy. I like his intense look. I know he isn't a chad but there is something about him
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:48:39 PM No.82076154
>>82076102
Kannst du Deutsch sprechen? Ich habe auch wine zeit lang in Ostdeutschland gelebt, bevor ich mich im Vereinigten Konigreich niedergelassen habe.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:51:13 PM No.82076173
>>82076154
Nicht perfekt. Meine einzigen anderen Sprachen sind Englisch und Russisch.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:54:02 PM No.82076197
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>>82074847
brutal mogg btw
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:55:02 PM No.82076209
>>82076173
Verdammt ich wurde dich zur Frau nehmen wenn du im Vereinigten Konigreich warst
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:57:22 PM No.82076232
>>82074836 (OP)
>>82074864

ya i agree. he has optimized lighting in that pic. plus the rest of his face is very average. i like your use of the term honey color, my Korean ex gf had deep amber/honey/ gold eyes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:55 PM No.82076244
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Bae Suzy has those eyes too. It's just the professional lighting, in warm light they would appear brown.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:00:20 PM No.82076261
>>82076209
Cool. Mein Visum wurde abgelehnt. Mein Vater liebt Putin zu sehr.

Are you a German guy? I would have loved to have taken a shy German guy as a sex slave. Make him stretch me out and give me eurasian babies. My great grandmother was russia so I could probably have white kids.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:04:37 PM No.82076296
>>82076261
jayzus girl, i like your attitude. NTA you are responding to
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:09:40 PM No.82076315
>>82076296
I just have some predatory feelings towards white guys. If I was a male I would be considered creepy. I hope ww3 doesn't happen but if it does I'm taking a shy white boy with big blue eyes as my husbando. I will rescue him from a pow camp and he will owe me. But I'm not just about dominating, I have some shameful fantasies involving eager German soldiers. I would get arrested over here for being "unpatriotic".
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:29:40 PM No.82076486
>>82076296
>jayzus girl
Is that a love hate reference? Why do the Irish say it like that?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:48:41 PM No.82076667
>>82076315
right on!
>>82076486
it wasn't meant to be, no. You will have to ask them, jayzus gurl! get you some
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:56:03 PM No.82076741
>>82076667
Shy r9k white boys belong to perverted Turkic hermit femanons. Your virgin bwcs will be ours lol. We will nibble on your necks and ears then rub your shoulders.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:08:18 PM No.82076849
>>82076741
based. i encourage it however i am not white, so please keep this in mind and save your zeal !
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:14:07 PM No.82076907
>>82076741
Disgusting. Nuke this planet.