Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:42:19 PM No.82076101
>Buy a pocket-sized soundboard
>Program in various funny sound effects
>Think it would be funny to put in Jackenstein's voice lines as one of the sound effects
>Keep it on me to provide comic relief in any situation
>gf comes over
>Things start getting saucy
>She's climbing on top of me
>Soundboard still in pocket and it's at full volume
>She manages to hit the exact right button
>"YOUR TAKING TOO LONG"
>She gets weirded out
>Leaves
>Haven't heard from her since
Fuck my stupid deltatroon life
>Program in various funny sound effects
>Think it would be funny to put in Jackenstein's voice lines as one of the sound effects
>Keep it on me to provide comic relief in any situation
>gf comes over
>Things start getting saucy
>She's climbing on top of me
>Soundboard still in pocket and it's at full volume
>She manages to hit the exact right button
>"YOUR TAKING TOO LONG"
>She gets weirded out
>Leaves
>Haven't heard from her since
Fuck my stupid deltatroon life
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