Have you ever shit/pissed your pants as an adult?
>35 years old now
>no

>>82076311 (OP)
I've wet the bed sometimes after drinking and i once wet myself on the way home from a halloween party.

I've struggled with alcohol so yes, peed the bed once and also mistrusted a fart after a binge drinking episode. I'm drinking less now it used to feel like I had a belly full of mud

>>82076311 (OP)
i have trusted a fart that wasn't a fart.

>>82076311 (OP)
Ive had more pee come out when I was done that was stuck.
Also shit myself a few times but I have a disease. Still not as much as a lot of normal people though

>>82076311 (OP)
Pants no, but I pissed myself in my sleep about 2 months ago

Prostate problems as you age are real. But in practice all it means is that if I used to piss 4 big pisses per day, now I piss 8-10 smaller pisses per day and if I feel just a little bit lie pissing before bed, I can't move that piss to the next morning like I could when young and now have to accept my fate and go piss and wake up some amounts just as I was about to fall asleep

Dick still works fine and cums hard

>>82076311 (OP)
I pissed myself when I got really high off psychedelics. I didn't even realize I whizzed during my sleep

>>82076311 (OP)
Only when I take too many sleeping pills. Sorted my doseage now so it dosn't happen anymore.

Any adult who claims they never sharted is a god damn liar

>>82076354
Damn bro that sucks. When I was in college one CHAD 6'3" half-jewish guy (who hated judaism and jews), who could've fucked any chick he wanted, developed severe IBS. It got so bad that he stopped going out in public. Hope he's doing well.

>>82076405
How old are you? A friend my age started doing ketamine every couple days for about a year and now uncontrollably pisses himself. I'm never touching that shit

>>82076311 (OP)
Yeah I did it once just a couple months ago after eating a bunch of an artificial sweetener I've never tried before. It turns out one of the possible side effects in some people is explosive diarrhea. I went from "I think I might have to poop" to "I am 100% going to shit my pants" in about 5 minutes while driving home.

>>82076311 (OP)
unironically sharted a bit when fed ancient frozen sea bass that i never should have chanced eating and that's the one and only time

>>82076544
Was it a sugar alcohol like xylitol or sorbitol or arrithymitol? Those can really fuck you up

>>82076562
yeah it was erythritol

>>82076544
>I went from "I think I might have to poop" to "I am 100% going to shit my pants"
Lmao, I feel like this is what happens when people shit themselves. It just happens way too fast and too suddenly instead of them just waiting too long.

>>82076579
If I was an Indian chad I would have just pulled over and shat on the side of the street but I am an American virgin so I shit my pants. In a stroke of luck I had a huge plastic bag right next to me so I sat on that instead of soaking my seat.