Does anyone have a guide to househusband maxing?

I don't think I have what it takes to be financially successful on my own so I am thinking I need to improve my cooking skills and eat a ton of pussy to convince a nice career women to marry me.

>>82077237 (OP)
nope women can be picky so they want both a househusband that works 12 hours a day and earns 500k

>>82077237 (OP)
Are you tall? It won't work if you're not tall.

>>82077237 (OP)
The type of women who would accept a house husband are impoverished single mothers who let men walk all other them because they need help and male attention in any form. Can you take responsibility?

>>82077249
I have never experienced this on dates irl, I was unemployed when I last dated a girl idk

>>82077292
Yeah I'm 6'2"

>>82077382
I'm good thanks <3

>>82077237 (OP)
I want to be househusband for a deeply mentally ill but somewhat financially successful woman. I could cook, clean, and keep myself in shape and of course I have loads of experience dealing with horrifically insane people. I think I could offer a lot of value for someone like that.

>>82077433
>Yeah I'm 6'2"
You need to get slippers with lifts to be safe.

>>82077457
But anon wouldn't it be better to have a girl who is nice and has her life together.

>>82077623
Idk anon I never met a girl who really cared that much.

>>82077696
>But anon wouldn't it be better to have a girl who is nice and has her life together.
No I don't want that. I want a deeply weird person that I can be deeply weird with.

>>82077237 (OP)
I too wish i could just be bought by a woman and be made into her property

>>82077237 (OP)
My uncle did this, my dad makes fun of him
He married some old hag and just lives in her house. He had kids with some other chick, got divorce raped, and just does low level work while he bangs an old lady (I think he's a HS Football coach or something)

>>82077731
I don't think thats legal anon, you just have to meet one yourself.

>>82078036
So yeah. I am dying alone then

>>82077237 (OP)
dumb luck I guess. That said the only two guys I know that have pulled it off married young and are both big fridge like guys. I think it's less about cleaning and more about them doing everything else that needs done, from house repairs to bills, they seem on the go a lot. Stranger still the women seem to let them run with the money too. One of them said he basically has to roll play as the provider, buying her things and taking her on dates with her money.

The more I type on it the more it seems you have to do as much work or more if you just were the provider.