The concept of "eating pussy" seems disgusting to me. Just so nasty.
>yet you want your dick sucked
Doing that seems equally disgusting but that's up to her...

>>82081351 (OP)
but you WILL profit off it right?

>>82081351 (OP)
would you suck dick?

>>82081351 (OP)
Dicks are cleaner. Men get way less UTI's

>>82081351 (OP)
i think female oral is disgusting, i wouldnt want a guy to "eat me out" but i would wanna suck my partners dick

>>82081351 (OP)

I'm not interested in having my organs shut down because a foid wiped the wrong way.

>>82081384
I would suck your girlpenis femanon

>>82081351 (OP)
My gf sometimes cums 6-7 times from it. It's pretty fun and I've overheard her bragging about my skills to her friends. You should do it anon.

>>82081387
Wait what did she give him?

>the incel is a closet gay

Wow shocker. I love eating pussy, I love making women cum and squirm around in pleasure. My ex could never last longer than a minute and shed always cum multiple times until she couldnt take it any more

>>82081405

he got a disease from her diarrhea ass and was put in the hospital.

This might be the most blatantly homosexual post I have ever read. How can you NOT love eating pussy? It is one of the hottest things you can do. I will never understand some people

>>82081411
I'm assuming you "eat ass" too? Gross...

>>82081351 (OP)
I dont want my dick sucked, i literally just want vaginal sex and if thats not enough i finger her too. No oral or anal or weird stuff

>>82081431
What's even gay about it?

>>82081434
Fuck no, thats gross

>>82081449
What's even the difference on your end?

>>82081429
Imagine how quickly someone would die if they tried to eat that piglet sems infected pussy. Instant emergency room visit and death

>>82081456
Well, one is a sexual organ that is actually fairly clean and tasty if she has good hygiene and health. She gets real pleasure from it and I enjoy giving pleasure to women.

The other is a hole where you literally shit from

Dont think its too difficult to distinguish

>>82081469
On YOUR end there's basically no difference. The other hole she literally pisses from too.

>>82081481
>girls piss from their vagina

Anon, I..

>>82081487
No one said that, but the vagina is literally right next to it

>>82081429
>having sex with someone without making them shower first
do people really

>>82081501
Well for one piss and doodoo are not the same level of yuckiness, TWO, the urethra is a tiny hole thats easier to clean than the deep stinky shithole anus. I will not ever stick my tongue in somones gross poop hole. Its not the same, stop trying to make excuses and stop trying to convince yourself and others that you arent just a gay

>>82081519
How am I gay if I put my dick and fingers there just not my mouth?

>>82081529
Cause youre scared of the pussy. You hide away and keep your distance. You arent attracted to it deeply enough to put your face in it and fully immerse yourself in the flavour and smell. You arent drawn to the pussy.

licking pussy means you're a submissive faggot.

>>82081501
The butthole is also right next to the vagina. It's also extreme common for women to accidentally get shit particles in the urethra.

>>82081535
It basically sounds like you're not attracted to anything else on a woman's body other than the pussy

>>82081351 (OP)
Oh well, more for me!

>>82081609
Don't lie to yourself, anon. You know you aren't getting any.

>>82081509

oral sex is an unnatural human invention anyway. only dolphins and chimps have the degeneracy of intelligence to put sexual organs near mouths.

>>82081634
if by degeneracy you mean genius then yeah sure

>tfw I will never make a fembot convulse in pleasure with my tongue and then go for another round to make her pregnant
I want to die

>>82081351 (OP)
I'll do it if her coochie didn't stink, don't pull my hair too roughly and if she blows me. Had a girl that ripped my hair while doing it. She apologized but god it hurt like hell.

>>82081382
Vaginas are self cleaning though lmao

>>82081556
Just in: having sex with women makes you gay

I'm disgusted by oral sex all together. When me and my fiancee are finally married, I'm not nit sucking his dick and he's not going down on me.

>>82081826
Most men are awful at it but there's some that may surprise you and do it right. But I don't blame you.

>>82081826
I agree with you and I'm a guy. Sucking dick seems not just disgusting but degrading to the woman to me. I'd feel guilty letting her do it.

I am the opposite. I don't want to stick my penis inside of a woman but eating her out/her giving me head is really nice. I have had sex with multiple women and I have not once put my penis inside of them.

>>82081870
Not one of them found it weird? Interesting

>>82081897
It's probably larp. Women are more into penetration than oral. Men can't eat pussy that well and only a few can do it right. Soys and Hollywood only hypes it up because it gives women sexual independence or women empowerment or some shit. It's better to not eat pussy.

>>82081858
Them being good or not is not really an issue. It's just the thought of putting our mouths on another's genitalia just grosses me out.

>>82081864
I don't really see it as degrading as long as the two are getting enjoyment out of it. The whole power dynamic thing us just dumb. It's just like I said to the other anon: it just disgusts me.

>>82081351 (OP)
Based. Don't let the normalniggers here gaslight you. Eating pussy is a psyop and not really natural. 20 years ago, literally no one talked about eating pussy.

>>82082039
There have been literal cave paintings of cunnilingus and sucking dick unfortunately.

>>82081864
It smells and tastes pretty bad. Especially if you don't shave because your sweat sticks to the hair even if you showered 3hrs prior. My sister once vomited all over her boyfriend because his cum tasted so bad.

>>82082039
What makes faggots so delusional about the fact that they're homosexuals who can't put their face in some pussy?

>>82081634
yeah but even with plain peepee in hoohah sex I'd rather not have to smell anyone's body odor, particularly mine

>>82082100
>who can't put their face in some pussy?

It's disgusting and women don't really get pleasure from it. It's a psyop. They get more pleasure from a vibrator and foreplay than eating pussy.

>>82082079
Yeah and people also used to clean their clothes with piss. Doesn't mean it's good just because it's been around in the ancient times.

Physical bodies in general are disgusting, and I think I like them more in concept than I do in actuality.

>>82082148
Nice moving the goalpost
"20 years ago", LMAO
Literally on a frescoe in pompeii, and even in ancient egyptian murals
What a fucking retard

>>82081792
no they're not lmao

>>82082161
Retard, you have no reading comprehension. Do you really think people talked about eating pussy twenty years ago? It's only blowing up recently. Obviously people in the ancient times did it. Doesn't mean it was popular or even good.

>>82082193
>Do you really think people talked about eating pussy twenty years ago?
Are you fucking retarded?
Playboy, asks about techniques for eating pussy, when it's safe
https://archive.org/stream/sim_playboy_january-1969-december-1973_16-20_cumulative-index/sim_playboy_january-1969-december-1973_16-20_cumulative-index_djvu.txt
Penthouse, talks about an extended pussy eating session
https://archive.org/stream/penthouse-1978-10/Penthouse_1978_10_djvu.txt
https://archive.org/stream/in.ernet.dli.2015.139076/2015.139076.The-Hite-Report-A-Nationwide-Study_djvu.txt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sensuous_Man
This book literally has a chapter called "tongue exercises"
You are a retarded homosexual. Blow your brains out, faggot.

>>82082148
>It's disgusting and women don't really get pleasure from it. It's a psyop. They get more pleasure from a vibrator and foreplay than eating pussy.
Honestly? You're not entirely wrong. I climax easily on my vibrator than when a guy goes down on me. It's frustrating because so many men don't know what they're doing. And they're only doing it because they're expecting a blowjob later. They'll focus too much on the clit and it gets super painful to me. I'd much rather grab my vibrator than rely on a guy giving me oral. It's just more satisfying and predictable to me, personally.

>>82082317
Why are you seething so much and crying like a bitch, dumb nigger? Those books also say how to do anal where you shit from there. Most omen weren't going anal then except porn stars. Imagine linking articles about degenerate books as proof.

>>82082323
have you tried telling them what you want? that's how I learned, a very nice lesbro friend of mine in college used me as an oral slave when she needed to get off (much to my extreme pleasure, since eating pussy is my fetish and I don't care much about anything else) and gave me one hell of a great education on how to use my mouth and hands to get her off. and every girl is kinda different. anyway guys aren't gonna be able to figure that out on their own so they're going to default to the one thing they've been told works, flicking the bean with their tongue

>>82082369
You're just a faggot in denial and you have no clue.
https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.200591
1926 - Ideal Marriage - It's Physiology and Technique - it's called "genital kisses" in here
https://archive.org/details/marriagemanualprston/page/n5/mode/2up
1930s - A marriage manual - talks about cunnilingus and clitoral stimulation
No one's seething about you being a faggot other than you need to stop being a faggot in denial or blow your brains out. It's a simple solution to your problem.

>>82082466
You will never have sex kek

>>82082466
I'm talking from my personal experience. You're talking from sources. You need to go back to r3ddit.

>>82082492
>>82082504
>le reddit XDDDDD
I have a NEET fembot who I met from here who's not even four feet away from me sleeping on the couch, I fucked her this morning and I got my head smooshed yesterday while I stuck my tongue in her, we're engaged
Your aversion around pussy makes you a faggot
>uhhh ackshually no one was talking about pussy 20 years ago xxxdDDDDD it's my personal EXPERIENCE even though you linked to talk about pussy eating from the 1920s to graphic mainstream graphical depictions of it from the 1700s to the first century BC xdDDDDD
You are a homosexual
You lost, homo

>have gf of +10y
>love to go down on her, I dont have pussy fixation, just love to give her plasure, like it really is perfect for me when she orgasm
>I can count 2 times where she had some bacteria problems and smelled worse in all those years
I dunno how unkept chicks are in usa, but reading about some horror stories xan be traumatizing.
My gf is so hygenic that i now eat her ass almost on daily basis. I love her musk to the point of acknowleging that im kindda addicted to her butt. I still like to lick her pussy but worshipping her ass is like tlanother level and puts me in my subzone in seconds.
Its funny because in comparison BJ dont do much for me, it feels good for sure, but it feels like a sidedish for fucking at best.

>>82082536
>I have a NEET fembot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy mother of cope

You can legit tell if a girl is healthy or not by tasting and smelling that

>>82082554
>>82082536
>I have a NEET fembot who I met from here who's not even four feet away from me sleeping on the couch, I fucked her this morning and I got my head smooshed yesterday while I stuck my tongue in her, we're engaged
Is the NEET fembot gf here in the room with us right now?

>>82082554
>>82082565
Samefag, seethe homo. Go back to cruising for some femboy or something, fag. I work remote and we fuck daily. You are a homosexual. A faggot. Imagine being grossed out by pussy. You'll die of some fag disease soon enough.

>>82082570
You're crying like a bitch. How old are you nigga?

>>82081351 (OP)
It makes me incredibly sad that incels do not want or know the joy of the 69

>>82082572
Why would I be crying? I enjoy tormenting homosexuals in denial.
I'm pretty comfy honestly right now. I can just scoop her up, take her upstairs, and stick my tongue in her and not have to worry about a fag disease, like the one you'll die of.
Seethe, homo.

>>82082587
You're either 14 year old brain broken zoomer faggot or a 35 year old autistic man child. I'm not going to engage anymore because it's abundantly clear you're retarded.

>>82082598
Close, I'm 29 and met my fembot wife here.
When do you think you'll die of a fag disease, fag?
>I'm not going to engage
Seethe. What's wrong, fag, did I link too many marriage manuals from the 1920s talking about eating pussy and you have no real response?