Is lack of coitus making you cuckoo?

i be cooling mane idgaf

>>82082370 (OP)
not really, I just shoot my cummies to some mommy lewd audios and I feel better

>>82082388
Vocaroo an example

>>82082425
I'll use catbox instead

https://files.catbox.moe/doh7bp.mp3

>>82082370 (OP)
who is oo and how am I cucking him

>>82082388
What other porn parodies used the exact same name?

>>82082516
uhh I don't know I just saved this one for the sheldon anon specifically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkUglhoon0

>Is lack of coitus making you cuckoo?
Yes. Even considering using fags for blowjobs, perhaps a bit more.
Sadly, not even old women will fuck me.

>>82083026
>not even old women will fuck me.
There's a story here isn't there?

>>82083036
Not much. I had several older women claim to be DTF this year (closest I have ever got on the fuck apps), but they all ghosted anyway.

>>82083070
That doesn't mean anything, go to a cougar bar and just say hi

>>82083092
I don't know where any are, and I am too NEET to afford drinks at such a place anyway.