>Be me
>Work in IT
>Company I work for has a lot of chicks
>Company likes doing these bonding sessions where they let us play a game together for 40 mins
>Someone decided that we should all play Kahoot
>The game let's you enter a name
>I decide to be funny and enter my name as "Mike Oxbigg."
>The foids get outraged "Whose Mike Oxbigg? That name is inappropriate. That's disgusting."
>They figure out it was me
>I get hauled into a meeting with HR
>HR tells me the name was inappropriate and made some of the foids feel "unsafe."
>They fire me

I can guarantee you they would have laughed at the name if I was a Chad. I was fired for being ugly, not for choosing a funny name. To any foids wondering, this is why sexism and misogyny against you exists. It's your fault we hate you.

>>82084969 (OP)
Be sure to include me in the social media screenshot

>>82084969 (OP)
all these bullshit companies paying foids so they can buy useless bullshit from other companies also staffed by foids should be shut down

>>82084969 (OP)
I think it was an obvious overreaction on their part but it was obviously an inappropriate joke for a professional environment. It was your autism that did you in, anon.

Anon you CANNOT say that in a professional environment. You are 100% in the wrong here

Shit happens. I got fired from my seasonal job of six years after being assaulted outside of the workplace-in my own parking lot-by a new hire, an immigrant student who had only been there for two weeks.

>>82084969 (OP)
Yep. I got in trouble for something like that too. Except I didn't get fired.
Women are WAY more neurotic than men. Everything makes them mad. And that's something you have to learn from experience.

If you're fat like your pic, that probably made it worse.

>>82085007 Yeah maybe. But it was just a funny name. It's a total bullshit reason to fire someone. It's shit like this that makes people hate women. They deserve all the hate they get. You can't do anything if you aren't a handsome guy. Choose a funny name on Kahoot and you get fired for it because it was mildly sexual.

>>82084969 (OP)
>does something gross and inappropriate, reasonably making women around him uncomfortable
>THESE EVIL FOIDS GOT ME FIRED

>>82085035
This guy again. Your bosses must have been insane left wingers too. I got in trouble twice. Once I had to talk to a lady supervisor, and the other a couple men. They seemed understanding that I just though it was a funny joke. But for your boss to fire you over it. Yeah. It sounds like they were turbo nut job libs. Nobody even liked me at work because I'm usually serious and asocial, and I still didn't get fired.

>>82085014 I could say that in a professional environment if I was a handsome guy. All the foids complaining about would have been laughing and brown nosing me if I looked like Brad Pitt or something. They weren't offended by the funny name. They were offended because I'm ugly, and the name made them think of my cock, and thinking of an ugly guy like me naked makes them feel "unsafe." These cunts should just be honest and tell me that I'm too ugly to make jokes like that.

>>82085046
>reasonably making women around him uncomfortable
I think OP is dumb for making the joke in a professional environment but this shitty high school-tier joke absolutely does not warrant that kind of reaction and they probably wouldn't have cared if OP wasn't ugly. That's why foids are evil.

It is a funny name and that is a bullshit reason. I though games were supposed to be fun. If you were at a party nobody would have said shit, maybe got a few laughs
But because its work suddenly they have to do everything they can to ruin your life
I fucking hate people. Claim bennies ASAP.

They should at least explain if you keep making those jokes they'll have to fire you. To let you know they're serious. But to just straight up fired you on the spot? That's pretty crazy. Maybe you seemed smug or unremorseful with the boss. But if not and you understood the seriousness, that's pretty crazy.

>>82085100 I was pretty pissed off during the meeting and I argued with them. Although I did say I wouldn't make that kind of joke again and tried to work with them.

I did tell them I think it's total bullshit that the name made people "unsafe." It was just a funny name. But they didn't like me standing up for myself and invalidating the feelings of the foids who complained, so I got shit canned.

>>82085131
so you made a joke you should know better not to do
reasonably got in trouble for it
argued with your boss on it instead of just saying sorry and going back to work
and you are now shocked at being fired
you are there for money, not to defend your honor

>>82085131
Yeah I don't blame them for firing you at that point. They gave you a chance and you doubled down. To them you just seemed like problem waiting to happen.

>>82085131
I thought it was bullshit too, but I understood women are insane like that, so I didn't get mad. I guess because I wasn't as surprised.

>>82085137 Whatever you sound like a faggot. I'm not going to cuck out and being like "I'm so sorry boss, it'll never happen again."

Someone with my level of experience can get a job somewhere else. I'm not about to cuck and grovel to these retards just for the sin of making a joke. Fuck them.

I'd love to side with you on this one Anon, but it's just not appropriate. Sure chad can get away with being a sleaze but do you actually want to be sleazy? It's like when a coworker told me her lips were dry and I asked what pair of lips she was referring to. Luckily she thought it was funny but I was really shocked with how dumb and risky that joke was.

>>82085165
You're just going to get fired at your next job too because you're retarded

>>82084969 (OP)
That kind of humour will get you in trouble in most places, simple as.

>>82085183
Lol dude u shldnt talk to girls like tat becuz they have lots of cum inside their bum. They use u as a conversation unit. Its all very primal becuz the girls r still in a hunter gathering situation mentally, while incels are ascended high dimensional beings escaping the fabric of this planet of existence. We r turning into pure beings of light n darkness.

>>82085035
I'm decent looking and I feel like I could get away with that without issue. I've literally said shit almost as bad, in my soft boyish voice and had people just laugh...

>>82084969 (OP)
30 years ago nobody would have cared. Shit even 13. How the times have changed...

>>82084969 (OP)
you should write mike Oxmol instead ha ha,,,
sorry it was joke

>>82085183 Jesus Christ, it's not even sleazy. It's not like I asked a woman in the office to show me her tits or something. It was just a funny name meant to make people laugh. I swear to God, most people have giant sticks up their asses. It's just a dumb high school tier joke for fuck sake.

>>82084969 (OP)
>Mike Oxbigg
I don't get it. What's so inappropriate about that name?

>>82085260
Read it slowly
Mike Oxbigg
Mi keox bigg
My cock big

>>82085276
but it isn't Big. I don't get it.

>>82085276
It's funny. Is it really that offensive to get him fired?

OP make sure you rant about dumb bitches that can't take a joke when you interview for your next job. You don't want to end up in a place like that again, do you?

>>82085288
Probably because he got mad at them.

>>82085288
I think it's not just that alone. He was probably a mix of being ugly and asocial, and generally possibly combative verbally with people. I'm not sure exactly how he responded to HR, but I guarantee you this isn't the first time it came up.
Although the women at his workplace seem ridiculous. I guarantee you most would laugh at that or not make a big deal out of it. Maybe they already thought it was him, and that was why they reacted that way?

>>82084969 (OP)
Bring in a strong electromagnet for your last day of work

>>82084969 (OP)
I work in a women dominated office and we make dirty jokes to each other all the time. Skill issue

>>82085340
I imagine it is. I've seen people who got fired for a minor infraction, but it was because of their attitude, not just the infraction. OP sounds very self-centred.

>>82085370
U talk with women who have big cum inside their buttcheeks lol. All those girls get into the 49 position really quickly after work.

>>82084969 (OP)
Mu friend got fired for inviting a girl for coffee.
Its pretty common. You should not be talking or looking at women to begin with if you want to survive in a corporate setting

>>82085002
The value of the dollar has halved since the year 2000. I wonder how much of that is from monetary policy and how much is just useless women's salaries baked into the price of every product and service.

>retard makes inappropriate joke in work place
>doubles down on it in the HR meeting instead of just not being fucking stupid
>Job realizes they have hired a liability and let him go before he causes an actual problem with his mental deficiency
>REEEEEEEEEEMALES GOT ME FIRED CUZ IM NOT CHAD
With your lack of self awareness, it was amazing you went with something as Juvenile as Mike Oxxbig and not something actually offensive like Nick Gurcox or some shit. You could probably file for disability and actually get it being this retarded desu.

I'll take r/thathappened.

sorry to hear that op

shoulda gone with Mike Hunt instead

>>82085561
Tbf, they should've suspended him instead of firing him. For 2 weeks.

>Hi, I'm Mike Oxbigg and this is my partner Phil Durrop

>>82086366
In his other answer he says he did argue with the HR over it. He is a major retard. Not all companies are the same and your coworkers are not your friends. This might be acceptable in a smaller company for example but a big company? No way, work culture is different and the only thing companies have in common is to make money. Learn to read a room, you retard

>>82084969 (OP)
>Company likes doing these bonding sessions
never go to these, always find some work-related excuse to bail. if you're forced to, you need to have the most boring personality possible. you aren't there to be a fuckin' comedian

>>82084969 (OP)
This has to be a larp which is sad because I kind of wish it was real

>>82084969 (OP)
As a BLACK, I'd rather deal with racist white dudes that can at least acknowledge the fact that I'm skilled enough to get the job done than deal with whatever this bullshit is.

>>82084991
This won't make the cut. He mentions Chad that's not reddit wholesome greentext. Sorry, bud.

I would have gone with "Mike Oxtinx" personally

>>82084969 (OP)
>bonding sessions
Its a humiliation ritual, just call it what it is.
Sorry to hear about your loss, but HR usually is permitted to go on witch hunts when they need to reduce headcount anyway, just like return to office initiatives.

>>82084969 (OP)
I got fired for filming a video of my boyfriend and I having sex on the premises after hours

and they only found out because my boss saw my pornhub account 2 years later

>>82085046
>reasonably making
That gender is famously irrational, so, no.

>>82088254
All he had to do is to use his two braincells and be neutral and boring as possible and not pick up fights with the HR. It's a kahoot game, not an open mic

>>82088269
>my boss saw my pornhub account
Either the boss got caught on pornhub during company time "enjoying" your video and you are taking the blame, or the boss innocently found out and used you as an example for why IT "has to" unblock pornhub at the firewall for strictly business related purposes, and now the boss can search for every hottie at work on a weekly basis to make sure they're not online.