Thread 82086682 - /r9k/ [Archived: 102 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:07:06 PM No.82086682
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>Bald men are ugly
>Wearing a toupee is considered unattractive
You just can't win with women
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:17 PM No.82086697
>>82086682 (OP)
Did you know that the two richest men on Earth, Bezos and Musk are taking the same drug for hair loss as the rest of us? It's called finasteride
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:49 PM No.82086705
Do men under 50 wear toupees? Isnt it a little anachronistic?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:10:51 PM No.82086713
>>82086682 (OP)
hahaha that would be so disgusting it's making me cry
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:39 PM No.82086750
>>82086713
Why? You all hide how you really look too. Seems only fair that it should be acceptable for men to do so as well
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:14:54 PM No.82086764
>>82086705
>Isnt it a little anachronistic?
I think people call them hair systems now and I do not believe they're in fashion as using them makes you a laughingstock. People use hormone disrupting medications and surgery instead.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:25 PM No.82086834
>>82086697
>no amount of money can buy back your hair or cure your insecurity
lol. i hope it causes them to rope. teach them to be richer than me
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:36:09 PM No.82086908
>>82086682 (OP)
actually wearing toupees is good i think it is a good sign and also looks better usually
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:40:00 PM No.82086940
one further:
>freakishly shaped head
still have my hair. too old to wear it down to cover my 5head. fine, i'll just buzz it
>look the same, just now bald

not even joking: i envy men with ordinary heads and bald spots/receding hairlines.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:46:58 PM No.82086980
just do it anyway, stop caring about what women find icky, they find EVERYTHING icky, whats better, to go through life with a ''''''''''hair system''''''''' or to be a queball? if youre young, hell even if older fuck it get on the wiggagrind why not, if black queens can do it so can the white man, in this multicultural society of ours aren't we supposed to be adopting bits of each others cultures or whatever the fuck
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:50:39 PM No.82087004
>>82086682 (OP)
Women wear makeup, wigs, push-up bras, use hair extensions, hide their fat, etc etc, so it's incredibly ironic that they don't like guys who wear toupees.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:51:49 PM No.82087010
>>82086908
Really? You wouldn't care at all?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:15:49 PM No.82087172
>>82086682 (OP)
nobody other than you thinks being bald is ugly.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:21:12 PM No.82087214
>>82086682 (OP)
Have you considered simply not being bald?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:30:28 PM No.82087279
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>>82086682 (OP)
Nope, you really can't.
I started losing by hair before I turned 18. On top of being the chubby weird autistic white kid, I was also the premature balding kind. I looked like George from Seinfeld my last year of high school.
No, I've never had sex.
Yes, I will die alone and poor.
Such is life.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:04:44 PM No.82088137
>>82087010
not really, if he looks good and feels good i couldn't care less
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:57 PM No.82088180
>>82086682 (OP)
Its easier and medically safer to build up muscle to look like Bane than to grow the hair back.
Also you look better with muscle.
A girl on my facebook feed, unprompted, posted that she loves that "love on the spectrum" show. I'm unsure if she was trolling or some guy (me?) is oblivious or ?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:11:20 PM No.82088216
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>>82086682 (OP)
nobody wants to help ugly people, they just want you to suffer and die, and this is not hyperbole