>tfw snuck into the women's restroom and licked a shitstain off the toilet bowl
Am I going to get a disease?

what if it's some fat goblina's shit huh?

>>82087103 (OP)
nigga did you really? please tell me youre capping

>>82087117
Thats a risk that I am willing to take
>>82087119
Yes I did. It tasted bad but I was so horny it didnt matter

>>82087103 (OP)
What the flying fuck there's some shit you read here that causes your whole reality framework to shudder. This is the kind of confession that would cause people to burst into tears and start praying

no just don't linger

>>82087240
how did you lick it off? was it on the toilet seat

>>82087103 (OP)
the dastardly diabological doodoo devourer

>>82087103 (OP)
Why the fuck would you actually do that?

>>82087103 (OP)
>licked a shitstain off the toilet bowl
>Am I going to get a disease?
Nah, you're going to be fine

You cannot guarantee that a man (male) was the last one to sit on that.

>>82087261
no, it was in the bowl above the water. I had to put my head in the toilet to get to it
>>82087273
At first I went in just to smell the toilets but when I saw the skid mark I had to go for it. I couldn't waste the opportunity

>>82087383
Was this a mall bathroom or a park? Have you done anything like this and will you do it again? How do you feel about it now?

>>82087103 (OP)
Nigga you already have a disease.

>>82087103 (OP)
>/r9k/ users complain about being virgins with no friends
>also /r9k/: