>good morning, femanon! *mwah* I made you breakfast, my love. It's scrambled eggs and bacon and pancakes and orange juice! I love you! No no honey don't get out of bed, you can have breakfast in bed. I love you, femanon. I got us tickets for the symphony today! They're gonna play Ravel and Debussy and Glazunov! You should wear that cute dress I bought you! *mwah* I love you, femanon.
>>82087575 (OP)Is this something that was said or done to you or???
>>82087589It's what I want to do with my fembot wife but FUCKING GIRLS only want CHAD and not me
anon is warned. i just got the notification.
>>82087575 (OP)That sounds terribly suffocating.
>>82087596Oh, really? Because I thought it was a girl describing a guy that was making her want to kill herself
>>82087626OP used the wrong picture. Now all 4 billion foids got the ick and he will never attend the theatre with any of them. It's completely over for OP.
>>82087575 (OP)>Ravel, Debussy and GlazunovI am a Shostakovich, Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky and Stravinsky woman myself but it's fine
>>82087615I have to do things. Me being the one laying in bed is what's suffocating.
Fucking females only want abuse chads
Fine, you want to be abused? I'll fucking abuse you. *kills you*
*stabs you*
*kneels on your neck*
*puts you under car as it runs*
*steps on you like an insect*
*cuts your head with a chainsaw*
*slaps you*
*beats you to a pulp*
*stomps on your head like a bug*
*kicks you in the face*
*breaks your ribs*
*crushes your skull with a baseball bat*
*puts gun to head and fires*
*bashes your head in*
*tortures you*
*dismembers you*
*burns you at the stake*
*buries you alive*
*drowns you*
*hangs you*
*cuts off your limbs*
*flogs you*
*sics a pitbull on you*
*rapes you*
*necrophilia*
*gouges out your eyes*
*chops you up and cooks you*
*steams you alive*
*chokes you*
*forces you to drink bleach*
*forces you to eat shit*
*breaks every bone in your body*
*forces you to watch as I rape and kill your family*
*uses a blowtorch to skin you alive*
*stuffs you in a trash compactor*
*buries you under a pile of bodies*
*burns your genitals with a blowtorch*
*crushes your testicles with pliers*
*cuts off your nose and ears*
*puts you in a cage with starving animals*
*forces you to fight to the death*
*scalps you*
*cuts out your tongue*
*beats you with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire*
*injects you with bleach*
*dissolves your body in acid*
*makes you drink your own piss*
*cuts off your toes*
*cuts out your eyes*
*stabs you in the vagina*
*cuts out your uterus*
*cuts off your fingers*
*stabs you in the anus*
*drowns you in a toilet*
*buries you alive in a coffin*
*crushes your head with a hydraulic press*
*electrocutes you*
*makes you eat your own feces*
*cuts off your breasts*
*cuts out your ovaries*
*cuts off your clitoris*
*makes you watch as I kill your children*
*makes you watch as I rape your sister*
*makes you watch as I kill your
>>82087596Then so be it, see who is fucking what cute guy in the ass tonight at karaoke you stupid bitch.
>>82087687I know, and that's why I'm alone.
>>82087756Because I'm like
>>82087575 (OP) and not a dark triad sociopathic abusechad rapist.
>>82087952Oh I guess it's not. There are three ways to read it then. That's unusually versatile.
>>82087575 (OP)Why would you strangle the eggs?
>>82088744R u girl
Omg a girl
Omg guys it's a girl
Can you be my gf???
Can I be yours???
How old r u
idk
18 lolol
lmao thats old
hey can u show me ur bobs
umm ok
wanna see mine
uhhh no lolol
lolol nooo
why not lolol
im shy
awwwww dont b shy
stop it
noooooo
noooo stop it!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
okokok
ok
im sry
thx
lol wut r u wearing
umm shorts and a shirt
same lol
can i see
noooo lolol
ok
hey wut r u doing tonite
nothing u
same lol
wanna meet up
where r u
near the park
ok meet me there
ok
omg dont 4get
lol wut
meet me at 5
ok
i will
omg dont b late
kk
OMG i cant w8
me neither
