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Anonymous No.82092173 [Report] >>82092179 >>82092182 >>82092189 >>82092341 >>82092407 >>82092500 >>82092773 >>82092780 >>82093178 >>82093307 >>82094374 >>82094528
i wish i had a moid to road trip with but i can't drive
Anonymous No.82092179 [Report] >>82092237
>>82092173 (OP)
we're gonna take the bus
Anonymous No.82092182 [Report] >>82092237
>>82092173 (OP)
i wanna road trip with a few anons from here desu
Anonymous No.82092187 [Report] >>82092193 >>82092237
I have always wanted to take a trip with a girl, can I take you somewhere? I promise not to murder you if you promise not to
Anonymous No.82092189 [Report] >>82092204 >>82092237
>>82092173 (OP)
Learn to drive you leech, at least have money for gas
Anonymous No.82092193 [Report] >>82094526
>>82092187
I have a better cat than guy pick me instead
Anonymous No.82092204 [Report]
>>82092189
ill teach op how to drive manual
Anonymous No.82092237 [Report] >>82092356 >>82093083
>>82092179
more dangerous than me driving
>>82092182
imagine the smell
>>82092187
take me where??? i think i'd like to see appalachia
>>82092189
i've tried to learn but women don't have the spatial awareness pls understand
Anonymous No.82092341 [Report] >>82092382
>>82092173 (OP)
So? Be my passenger princess please.
Anonymous No.82092356 [Report] >>82092382
>>82092237
>take me where???
pretty much anywhere you wanna go
Anonymous No.82092382 [Report] >>82092398 >>82092413
>>82092341
no, i have to be in control
i have to
>>82092356
why? are you sure you don't want to murder me :/
Anonymous No.82092398 [Report] >>82092472
>>82092382
>i have to be in control
Then navigate and tell me which way to go.
Anonymous No.82092407 [Report] >>82092472
>>82092173 (OP)
can you please stop making larp threads. youre a guy
Anonymous No.82092413 [Report] >>82092472
>>82092382
Too many reservations anon
Anonymous No.82092446 [Report]
Opinion on night driving?
Anonymous No.82092472 [Report] >>82092517
>>82092398
but you could just... not listen..
>>82092407
https://voca.ro/1lxqJwQZjMP8
>>82092413
that's not comforting
Anonymous No.82092500 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)
damn this reminds me of my ex and i :( she drove us cross country while weaving and speeding like a mad cunt, i have no doubt she would evade police if it meant avoiding more traffic
Anonymous No.82092517 [Report] >>82092537
>>82092472
>but you could just... not listen..
I listen to women I respect and you haven't said anything (yet) that makes me not do that. What kind of music will we be jamming too?
Anonymous No.82092537 [Report] >>82092614
>>82092517
>and you haven't said anything (yet) that makes me not do that.
may i peg you? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32YX6qhTGi8
Anonymous No.82092614 [Report] >>82092670
>>82092537
Disgusting if serious. Classical music is great.
Anonymous No.82092656 [Report] >>82093362
I inherited some money but have no will to live. Any incel bros wanna do this road trip with me?
Anonymous No.82092670 [Report] >>82092705 >>82092758
>>82092614
that's ok better get it out of the way now before you ask for contact
Anonymous No.82092692 [Report] >>82092744
I'd drive around with some robots or fembots, and I have a car. I just got no money so couldn't do hotels or food.
Anonymous No.82092705 [Report] >>82092744
>>82092670
Have you ever pegged someone before? Are you willing to shave his ass first and give him an enema? Some fantasies should remain fantasies.
Anonymous No.82092744 [Report] >>82092769
>>82092692
i've only got 5k in the bank
>>82092705
nope
>Are you willing to shave his ass first and give him an enema?
yes i'm willing but someone who is interested in butt stuff has likely already done that on his own
Anonymous No.82092758 [Report] >>82092766
>>82092670
kek anons would you let a fembot peg you so you can lose your virginity
Anonymous No.82092766 [Report] >>82092772
>>82092758
It would be only fair she got to fuck me after I fuck her.
Anonymous No.82092769 [Report] >>82092804
>>82092744
Well 5k seems overkill for a roadtrip
Anonymous No.82092772 [Report]
>>82092766
true but opie need to be okay with me roughfucking her before she takes my butt virginity
Anonymous No.82092773 [Report] >>82092804
>>82092173 (OP)
Are you black and/or obese?
Anonymous No.82092780 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)

I'd drive you wherever you want. I just need some pussy, fembot. And a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.82092804 [Report] >>82092834
>>82092769
5k is nothing and not nearly enough lol
>>82092773
no and no
Anonymous No.82092834 [Report] >>82092850
>>82092804
where the fuck are you driving? I've done roadtrips for under 1k
Anonymous No.82092850 [Report] >>82092891
>>82092834
NOWHERE BECAUSE I CAN'T DRIVE
Anonymous No.82092891 [Report] >>82092915
>>82092850
Then how do you 5k, let alone any amount of money, is not nearly enough?
Anonymous No.82092915 [Report] >>82093023 >>82093192
>>82092891
a roadtrip for multiple people, covering the cost of hotels/motels, food, and stuff we stop to see (i don't want to just drive aimlessly)?
that sounds like more than 5k to me, but i've never left my very expensive state so i dunno
Anonymous No.82092977 [Report] >>82093086
Do you live in pennsylvania
Anonymous No.82093023 [Report] >>82093086
>>82092915
Well the more people there are along for the ride, the more money there can be in the pot
Anonymous No.82093083 [Report] >>82093093
>>82092237
I live in appalachia, I can drive you around!
Anonymous No.82093086 [Report] >>82093119
>>82092977
i do not
>>82093023
we need a richfag on board, or just someone who has had a job '_'
Anonymous No.82093093 [Report] >>82093101
>>82093083
you live there??? and have internet??? h-how
Anonymous No.82093101 [Report] >>82093115
>>82093093
anon, with this and thinking you need 5k for a roadtrip, you might be the dumbest person alive
Anonymous No.82093115 [Report]
>>82093101
lmao
i'm sheltered okay
Anonymous No.82093119 [Report]
>>82093086
Can do a test run of a short rod trip, and see if it's expensive or not, whther a more substantial one would be feasible
Anonymous No.82093178 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)
You just need a solid DESIGNATED driver and a good van/SUV. I've got one in the works with a few retards I met online, but I'm a little too private and don't want you to try and peg me, cause when you eventually try I'd end up raping you, which would ruin the vibe. Good luck getting one of these anons to drive you around, honestly super good way to bond with people and make lifelong friends. Car convos are some of the best you'll have in my experience.
Anonymous No.82093192 [Report] >>82093250 >>82093271
>>82092915
It depends how far/long you're driving, the mileage of your car and how much you spend on food, motels, souvenirs etc but 5K is extremely high
>average 70 mph
>drive 10 hours a day (700 miles)
>get 20 mpg
>35 gallons of gas a day
>price varies depending where you are but the national average is $3.16
>that's $110.60 per day on gas ($774.20 for a week of gas going 4900 miles)
>$100 a day for a motel room, again this can vary significantly depending on the quality of the room and how many people you cram into each room but it's a fair napkin math number
>up to $1474
>another $100 a day on food, souvenirs and tourist attractions
>$2174
That's the price for just one person. You can cut the gas and room expenses in half by bringing a second person or quarters by bringing 3 more people.
Anonymous No.82093249 [Report] >>82093285
we can go on a road trip in my highlander but I just want to worship a fembot and kiss fembot feet idk about the pegging
Anonymous No.82093250 [Report] >>82093445
>>82093192
700 miles is not very far, i was thinking multiple states lol
Anonymous No.82093271 [Report]
>>82093192
>20 mpg
>35 gllons of gas a day

lmao wtf
Anonymous No.82093285 [Report] >>82093319
>>82093249
i'm into male feet myself and not so much into having my own feet worshipped
Anonymous No.82093307 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)
>fembots can politely ask for a road trip with the opposite sex
>the funniest part?
>it's going to work
>robot makes thread asking to go on a road trip with the opposite sex
>radio silence
fuck man
it'll never be this easy for me
Anonymous No.82093319 [Report] >>82093372
>>82093285
that's kinda weird anon, being into pegging and worshipping male feet at the same time
almost like a sacrilege
maybe we can switch it up, I worship one day and you worship the next
Anonymous No.82093362 [Report]
>>82092656
i dont wanna die going on this trip
Anonymous No.82093372 [Report] >>82093442
>>82093319
it's not if you understand that i'm a service top who only wants to focus on my sub's pleasure and take care of him
giving a guy a deep loving footrub would do that, so would giving him a deep loving prostate orgasm
also feet are sexy it can't be helped
Anonymous No.82093442 [Report]
>>82093372
hmm that makes a bit more sense
I have an aversion to things going in my ass desu
I feel the same way about women except not much of a top so I understand
Anonymous No.82093445 [Report] >>82093541
>>82093250
I still gave you an estimate for nearly 5000 miles of gas. 10 hours of driving is a lot but just change around the average speed and hours driving to get a more accurate daily amount. Even if you doubled the fuel expense to 9800 miles that's still barely over half of your original 5K guess. For perspective of how much driving that is, Seattle to Miami is 3300 to 3400 miles depending on the route you take. Boston to LA is 3000 miles.
Anonymous No.82093541 [Report]
>>82093445
well ok
i guess it's nice to know it's possible in case i just solo it before the end of the year
but i'm probably spending that money on a pc desu
Anonymous No.82094374 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)
diovsseldne on discord is the master of road trips
Anonymous No.82094526 [Report]
>>82092193
no one's cat is better than my cat, faggot.
Anonymous No.82094528 [Report]
>>82092173 (OP)
You fucking fucker fuck