man I wish i could have a gf
too bad i will never have one
what even is the point of life without a gf?

>>82093613 (OP)
blah blah blah go jerk off

>>82093635
>blah blah blah go jerk off
i don't like doing that anymore

Start practicing for gay porn, then you will be able to go on grindr and get topped

>>82093848
>Start practicing for gay porn, then you will be able to go on grindr and get topped
i am not gay though

>>82093613 (OP)
>>82093722
this is how you know you're on /r9k/

>>82093848
Dont do this. The men on grindr r satans clones. He likes to give u lots of pain, but has to make u choose to do it. Tats y he tempts u. Becuz it is a sick game he plays, he doesnt actually HAVE to trick u he just likes to play around with our souls. Satan often writes about grindr becuz, if u go on grindr, he can fuck your asshole finally. But satans already stretched out billions of assholes, so one more isnt that exciting. Which is why he plays around so much with words n other torture techniques. Becuz wat satan has access too here is more sexually arousing than pounding one more asshole. He controls our lives 4 fun n listens to us scream in agony every day for hundreds of years. Becuz satan is immortal n omnipotent. N creates this reality to his exact desire, purely to provide a system which he can abuse us for pleasure. Our bodies r ugly becuz satan makes us ugly on purpose. Becuz, ppl would wonder y they dont orgasm. So he loves making things look normal, becuz if u realized for sure satan was in cbtrl, his fun lessons. He wants u 2 believe u have experienced failure by accident. N he wants u 2 have hope becuz he wants u 2 constantly experience shame, becuz he is holding ur ego with his penis and loves the feeling of when it cries in a sexual way. Becuz satan can talk n also finds things arousing. He fucks lots of girls, trillions of times. But tat disnt satisfy him. He wanted real ppl. Real men without any power who he could rape n abuse.

>>82094221
>this is how you know you're on /r9k/
well yes, this is the tfw no gf board

>>82093613 (OP)
Having a GF sucks soooo bad dude. I tried it for a while and posting here is legitimately a better way to occupy your time. They are expensive, evil, and boring. AMA. Important context is that I only dated plus size women because that was all I can get

>>82095440
>plus size women
that explains everything

>>82095458
What else am I supposed to do! That is the best I can get plus they are sexy

>>82096213
plus size women are usually not the best people to be around

it's over just end it, anon

>>82093613 (OP)
>what even is the point of life without a gf?
You pull the trigger, anon. Do it

>>82096380
Why not? I see it as more of a woman issue than a plus size woman issue but I would like to learn so I can have a better life

>>82097757
because if they don't take care of themselves it reflects heavily on their character

>>82097715
>You pull the trigger, anon. Do it
i have no gun

>>82097994
I do not take care of myself well enough to get a skinny girl either. I am here for a reason. I feel like it is an equal match

>>82098017
i think skinny men deserve skinny gfs at least

>>82098039
I'm a tall skinny man and I sometimes attract tall skinny women, based on how they behave around me. But I want a curvy (not fat) woman with big booba. The women I attract are skinny twigs like me with no boobs and no curves. Currently working on building muscle for my own well-being and in hopes of maybe attracting women I'm actually attracted to.
But the problem is, I don't like women in general. I have nothing in common with 99% of them. No common interests, no common sense of humor, nothing. And masturbation feels so good that I don't see the point of dealing with a woman that's intellectually boring just to have sex with her sometimes. It's not good enough of a reward to warrant the effort, spending and boredom involved.
I'm also not able to ask a woman out, even when she seems to like me. I can't flirt and am scared of being rejected humiliatingly and filmed + put on social media. If I don't make myself look good enough for women to approach me, I'm likely going to die a virgin.

>>82093613 (OP)
Not having a GF is better than having an ugly GF.

>>82093613 (OP)
>what even is the point of life without a gf?
You could become a saint and help the poor and sick...

>>82099169
i don't want to
i want to be held by a cute girl

>>82099225
oh c'mon...become a saint and serve the light...

>>82099273
why would I? I want a gf

>>82099420
No...that's not what you REALLY want...

>>82093613 (OP)

Try some form of maxxing.

>>82093613 (OP)
you have no point in life because you spend time alone

you have a point in life because i spent my teen years and 20s dating girls until i got married

we are not the same.

>>82100088
i look like this dude


nah gfs are so fucking overrated, women are kinda boring and are all tapped in the head, once you get it you'll know what I mean and you move past this ''LE GF IS EVERYTHING IN LIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEE'' because gfs are so not fucking everything

>>82100366
This, but current technology is just not good enough to swear off women forever, until then human biology will force us to keep thinking about them

>>82099464
how do YOU know whatt i want?
>>82100088
like what

it's so fucking over
might as well rope at this point