Thread 82101472 - /r9k/ [Archived: 135 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:26:28 AM No.82101472
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could i just hire a hooker and ask her to teach me how to effectively woo women? i think it would be cheap as well.
Replies: >>82101478 >>82101482 >>82101491 >>82101499 >>82101521 >>82101594 >>82102155
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:27:02 AM No.82101478
>>82101472 (OP)
debating hiring one just to teach me how to kiss desu its either that or kissing a man
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:27:52 AM No.82101482
>>82101472 (OP)
Women don't even know what women want.
Who cares.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:28:56 AM No.82101491
>>82101472 (OP)
First you have to not be beta.
If you are beta this is impossible to escape, unless maybe you take steroids.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:29:57 AM No.82101499
>>82101472 (OP)
>taking fishing advice from a fish
you are so deep in the blue pill it's not even funny
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:31:57 AM No.82101519
do not ever take dating advice from a woman
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:32:02 AM No.82101521
>>82101472 (OP)
No. Women don't know how to woo women. They think it works like magic. Women follow whatever gives them tingly feelings between their legs. They don't rationalize it or try to understand it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:32:36 AM No.82101530
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>>82101499
This. You should hire Chad instead.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:38:20 AM No.82101594
>>82101472 (OP)
pokimane is such a dumb slut and that's why she is so hot
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:22:39 AM No.82102126
never take a woman's advice on literally anything

You woo women by having lots of money and power then ignoring them and treating them like shit. Never ever ask a woman anything, you instead tell them what to do and how things are going to be. And that is how you woo a woman.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.82102155
>>82101472 (OP)
>how to effectively woo women
workout
good haircut
approach them cold and touch them
spike their dopamine receptors, claim territory
that's it
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:44:21 AM No.82102356
You don't ask the fish how to fish - you ask the fisherman