Thread 82109272

Virgins tell us the raunchiest thing that has ever happened to you in your life. Everyone should have something that comes to mind.

>>82109272 (OP)
>Virgins
>tell us the raunchiest thing that has ever happened to you
????
whatever my milf supervisor smacked my ass onetime thats about it not even really raunchy but this thread question is stupid anyway

>>82109272 (OP)
i think the thing which turned me on the most was when a bbw goth woman sent me her nudes while we were having a normal conversation all i had to do was talk to her about her day and she would try to tease me and make me cum
the sexiest thing which happened irl was a skinny middle age woman about fourty walked up to me in public and said i was sexy and she wanted to see my dick which i turned down

>>82109272 (OP)
I kissed my housemaid in the lips when I was like 6 or 7. She was ugly though. I just wanted to know what's so special about kissing and was disappointed it just felt like something soft pressed your lips.

>>82109283
You're a brute if you think the only exciting thing that can happen to you is penis in vagina penetration. The precious horny memories of virgins are worth 10 times more than any lay of a normie.

>>82109335
>is a virgin
>You're a brute if you think the only exciting thing that can happen to you is penis in vagina penetration.
anon...are you...man you are, im sorry i didnt know

>>82109272 (OP)
>in 7th grade
>8th grade group of girls bullies me
>one of the girls tells me she has something to show me
>she pulled up her skirt to show a temporary spiderman tattoo she put on her ass cheek
I got really embarrassed and ran away while they laughed at me.

>>82109386
Not a contradiction nonny try to flex that critical thinking muscle.

>>82109472
no i WILL not think harder especially when the material put in front of me is slop.
the burden of that is on you.
since you wanna know about our virgin memories what about you huh? go on dont be shy

>>82109444
Should have slapped that ass before fleeing.

>>82109272 (OP)
okay but it's a bit blasphemous. i'm no longer with the church and this was years ago so it's whatever.
i spent months not so discreetly flirting with a missionary who ended up baptizing me. being soaking wet with him in the baptism font while he held me in his arms and then pushed my wet hair out of my face is my most fondest memory. he was constantly making excuses to touch me even though we weren't allowed to really touch (like hugs were a no go). i miss being casually stroked, patted, and guided through doorways. i miss the weird religious lovebombing. i've never felt so loved and special (and horny).

>>82109272 (OP)
i sexted and masturbated on cam with big dick moids from /soc/

>>82109272 (OP)
When I was 4 or 5 I fingered my 7 or 8 older cousin under a blanket while we watched a movie in the living room with her mother and sisters.

>>82109272 (OP)
Lesbian asked me to help her get pregnant, but didn't want to have sex. So it ended up with us together, where I had the head of my dick resting against her pussy and I had to jerk off and cum into her, without actually penetrating her

tfw have a kid but haven't had sex