Ass man - /r9k/ (#82109359) [Archived: 78 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:37:36 PM No.82109359
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I want a girlfriend with a fat ass just so I can get everyone's attention when we enter a room. I want them to stare at her like a trophy I just won. I want to make every guy jealous. I want to be remembered as the guy who had a fat assed girlfriend.
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8/7/2025, 8:39:58 PM No.82109383
>>82109359 (OP)
i just want to make niggas in general jealous that i got a cute gf but they couldn't
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:40:44 PM No.82109390
I used to think like you, it ended with me developing a cuckold fetish.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:49:02 PM No.82109450
>>82109359 (OP)
I just want to eat fat ass 24/7
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:49:25 PM No.82109454
>>82109390
Well fug
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 8:49:51 PM No.82109458
>>82109359 (OP)
>wanting her to get hit on by blacks and hispanics
Are you a cuck?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:22:46 PM No.82109724
>>82109359 (OP)
Nobody is going to care about you bro. They are gonna try to fuck her and ignore you. Ain't no jealousy, lmao, don't project your insecurity onto people.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:23:46 PM No.82109736
>>82109359 (OP)
If you have a girlfriend with a fat ass and you;re not like 6 foot plus and muscular you will have guys constantly flirting with your girlfriend while you watch
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:32:54 PM No.82109803
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>>82109359 (OP)
I get you anon and I think most guys do too even if they don't admit it. You can tell by how guys talk about girls they hooked up with they won't tell you about the sex, they'll tell you about "how hot" she was. Sex is 90% just a status thing, an attractive female having sex with you = vetting you have high genetic worth.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:05:37 PM No.82110065
I hate everything. I'm on the needle between homicide and suicide.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:17:47 PM No.82110163
>>82109359 (OP)
the only based thing niggers did was make being an ass man popular. now we got white girls with big booties showing them off.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:21:38 PM No.82110194
>>82109359 (OP)
Of the Connecticut Assmans???
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.82110201
>>82109359 (OP)
>everybody wants to fuck your bimbo gf
been there, done that. She will end up cheating eventually. Better to find a girl in the 7/10-8/10 range so she doesn't get constant attention from everybody at all times
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:31:33 PM No.82110256
>>82109803
that can't be a real asian girl with cheeks that big.
The Rain
8/7/2025, 10:38:12 PM No.82110302
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>>82109359 (OP)
You will be remembered, not for having a fat assed girlfriend tho. Or any kind of girlfriend for that matter.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:56:42 PM No.82110465
>>82109803
If my girlfriend looked like this I'd let her cheat on me any day
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:58:53 PM No.82110485
>>82110465
So how hot does a girl need to be to be allowed to cheat on you?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:02:30 PM No.82110510
>>82110485
If she was at least a 6/10.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:03:44 PM No.82110521
>>82110510
What happens at 6? You start getting aroused by other guys looking at her?
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:06:06 AM No.82111126
>>82110521
No I just feel like the pleasure I get from being in a relationship with her outweighs the pain of being cheated on