Thread 82112888 - /r9k/ [Archived: 62 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:38:49 AM No.82112888
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I feel physically sick when I remember that my gf told me a dude she slept with hit her cervix. She phrased it as a bad thing because it hurt for her, but lord almighty that one stung. I feel like she knew what she was doing since I'm 5" exact.
I just do not know how to get over dick envy. Legitimately feel like I could die happy if I just got to fuck someone once while having a dick so big they remember it for the rest of their lives, but I will never get to have that.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:40:30 AM No.82112904
>>82112888 (OP)
Legitimately break up with her, what a bitch
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orospu çocuğu
8/8/2025, 3:40:34 AM No.82112905
>>82112888 (OP)
then do something crazy to be remembered anon
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:42:32 AM No.82112917
>>82112888 (OP)
you should make her rim your asshole
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 5:19:12 AM No.82113635
>>82112888 (OP)
>feel like she knew what she was doing since I'm 5" exact.
she probably did. i don't know why but women like to be as cruel as possible for some reason
>>82112904
this. don't forget to point out a bodily flaw of hers while you're going out. doesn't even have to be real. women are neurotic like that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:24:43 AM No.82114109
>>82112888 (OP)
you should have the courage to make her rim your asshole. This is a shit test. Don't be a beta cuck.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:25:46 AM No.82114118
>>82112888 (OP)
Its over you shouldve killed her on the spot after she told you that
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 6:26:14 AM No.82114121
>>82112888 (OP)
Fucking slog you asshole, stop, my pecker is feeling small tonight