Thread 82114474

Have you ever touched your moms ass on accident or intentionally?

>>82114474 (OP)
On accident. Was walking with her trying to find something and not paying attention and kinda ran over her. I kinda grazed against her butt I think?
Wasnt hot btw.

when i was like 11 years old i did that a few times. she didnt care but i got bored or something and stopped

why do white men always want to fuck their mother's big ass inevitably? the woman who raised you and loves you more than anything, you just want to bend her over and fuck her hard. White men are irredeemable.

I got rid of all my porn so I can't save this or I'll be back into pron.

>>82114497
>you just want to bend her over and fuck her hard
no..?

>>82114502
I would have done anything to fuck my mom or sister I was pretty horny.

>>82114569
if i had sex with mom it would be gentle

>>82114684
you don't want to bully your mother with cock for being a bitch ever?

>>82114474 (OP)
No and anything close would've been when play fighting while little

>>82114474 (OP)
Yes when we banged

>>82114700
no, but my mom doesnt really do any bitching

>>82114741
is your mother a good bitch?

I'd often grab and punch her ass. No, we never fucked.

>>82114474 (OP)
My Mom is a PAWG I wish I could touch her ass

>>82114474 (OP)
Ash probably invited his Black friend to his place to make him meet his Mom

>>82114474 (OP)
Ask me how I know you're white

https://worldstar.com/videos/wshheJ7NgI5ExmD29KBJ/husband-comes-home-from-work-and-finds-his-wife-having-sex-with-her-own-son-then-the-other-son-calls-the-cops

>>82117031
the demographics of worldstar and /r9k/ couldn't possibly be further apart, how the fuck did you get here?

>>82117031
WTF she doesnt look like women in my mommy porn?!

>>82117102
yeah, actual incest porn is actually really fucking gross tbf

>>82117031
TRVTH BOMBA. these playplay motherfuckers need to see what this shit really looks like. it's unspeakably horrific. type of thing that will fuck your entire life up, top to bottom.

>>82114474 (OP)
No, only your mom's ass.

>>82114474 (OP)
Unironically I used to slap and smack my mom's ass when I was a kid, whenever I felt like it. Obviously looking back it was pretty weird but I liked doing it because it was big and squishy. I used to lift her shirt sometimes and blow and lick on her tummy as well.

Every race fucks their family members and dogs, most usually have enough class to keep our sexual activities private.

>>82114474 (OP)
i feel negative attraction to my mother. not even no attraction, negative.

that being said, nothing wrong with lusting after other people's moms

Keep your dumb fetishes to yourself you troglodyte

>>82117458
I wonder what causes it. Just that it's big and squishy and she doesn't say no? The tummy thing sounds weirder though

>>82114474 (OP)
>Have you ever touched your moms ass on accident or intentionally?
Yes

>>82117856
Ever heard of 'blowing raspberries'? Except I was much older doing when I was doing it.

>>82114474 (OP)
Not her ass but I was obsessed with squeezing her boobs when I was a kid. She never let it go and would always make fun of me for it.

>>82114474 (OP)
Stay in your containment chamber, kike.

>>82114474 (OP)
I've only done it on purpose.

When mom buys you pizza!

>>82119337
>"I bought you your favourite, anon! Triple cheese with extra pepperoni!"
Thanks mom :D

I actually remember humping her when I was about 9~ years old. I honestly don't know why I did it because I know that at that age I still didn't know how sex works. She didn't get mad though she just said that I'll have to do that with my girlfriend when I'm older.

>>82114474 (OP)
Have you ever *fucked your moms ass on accident or intentionally?

>>82119412
Yes, I took of my pants one day and started thrusting forward. I told mummy if you get fucked it's your own fault.

>>82119431
You ever around your mom and just have a thought that the only thing separating your cock from her vagina is a few layers of clothes? Unless she's the type of mom who thinks it's ok to just wear a long T-shirt around the house.

>>82114474 (OP)
I grab her ass occasionally. We don't have the same sexual tension as we used to have but I still think she's attractive and it's mostly like a display of affection to fondle her a little.

>>82114474 (OP)
>Mom and sis have a big ass
>Any time they go up the stairs ahead of me, I poke their butt cheeks to move faster on each step until they're up the stairs
>Any time they try to hit me for that, I grab their arm then drop their arm when they say to let go and go in for a tight hug, with a slight tummy squeeze
I enjoy grabbing their fat, but the two need to lose weight.

>>82114502
I'm not into the whole mom sexo thing but if we did fuck I would go hard, smack her butt and rub my pp over it

that feel when you lay in the couch and it smells like moms butt

>>82114474 (OP)
I once slapped my moms ass when I was a kid and got the biggest yelling I have received ever

>>82120070
How are you not in prison?

>>82114474 (OP)
We're pretty handsy with one another actually, ever since I got /fit/. It's inappropriate but we haven't fucked and never will so eh

moms wanting their son is really hot...

>be only child of rich dad and trophy wife mom
>Grow up with maids, nannies, private cooks
>Mom is an emotionally absent wino for most of my childhood
>Dad always makes time for me. Grow into a complete man with a good career
>Dad dies
>Turns out he died in a mountain of debt
>Mom has no way to pay the estate
>Begs me to take it over
>She'll practically be broke aside from a small trust, and with nowhere to go, no extended family, if I don't
>I say fine, but I'm not paying for all the maids and cooks. She'll have to pull her weight either domestically or with income
>She agrees
>She can't cook for crap. Rarely cleans, except sometimes after 4 glasses of wine and does a shit job
>I have to cook for myself and clean my own area, in addition to working my stay at home job to pay the debt
>Was never close to her, but now I'm growing frustrated and resentful at her
>I'm starting to see her less as a mom and more as a woman. A pathetic, worthless woman.
> One day, when she's doing her yoga exercises, I start to see her as objectively attractive
>She's bent over in her black asspants with a pink thong whale tailing, her platinum blonde hair in some hairdo, petite body, (not sure if fake) tits spilling out of her crop top, no bra
>get an erection and the enlightened realization that there'd be nothing wrong with using her as a piece of ass
This was one month ago, and since then, I've stopped masturbating and stopped chasing tail at the local bars

>>82122019
Did you masturbate while writing this larp?

>>82122060
I literally said I haven't masturbated in a month. Should I post my dick as proof?

>>82122081
Post your alleged trophy moms thong

>>82122092
You mean walk into her room and take it? Seems like the wrong idea.

Please refrain from excessive masturbation, anons.

>>82122102
>Seems like the wrong idea.
If ur already fucking it wouldn't really be a big deal

>>82121844
id prefer to perv on mom and she laughs and calls me a freak but feels flattered and every once in a while she lets me go further

>>82122196
I'm not fucking her. I'm just open to the idea but don't know how to make it happen

>>82121377
They would have called the police on me already if they thought I wasn't messing with them. Also you're a faggot.

>>82114474 (OP)
No but she touched mine multiple times and i was too innocent to realize what it was at the time, im 20 now
Next time she does it i'm splitting her skull in two halves

>>82122184
>Please refrain from excessive masturbation, anons.
nigger you literally have an increased prostate cancer risk if you masturbate less than 21 times a month

just touched moms butt because of this thread. i think she thought it was an accident

>>82114474 (OP)
Plenty of both when I was a little kid that wasn't tall enough to properly hug her yet. It wasn't ever sexual in nature though.

>>82114497
why did you specify white men? every real man wants to fuck his mother, irregarely of race

>>82123846
moms are so dumb sexy and clueless you can steal their panties, rub their ass and wear their clothes while jerking off all you want.

>>82124109
sadly mom has really clean panties they just smell like perfume

>>82122019
>>82122258
Maybe try guilt tripping her?

>>82121377
maybe because its funny

>>82114497

Ytbois are just gross, honestly. Do they seriously think they're the "masterrace"? It seems like Asians are more likely to hold that title lol.

I think this is a case of not being able to help himself

>>82114474 (OP)
Only chadson has came back to his place of creation. Thats the holy grail for most men. Everybody wants back inside, its cold out here and desolate.

>>82119337
>>82119389
Um, based?

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>>82126156
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY PICKLE THATS GLORIUOUS AS CUNT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU DUDE

>>82114497
Deep down whites are all Sigmund Freud. It's in their nature.