Why don't you Tom Bombadillmax?

>>82116961 (OP)
They made him a fag in the Amazon TV series

>>82116961 (OP)
tfw you'll never soiface with bombadil in the old forest and give honeydrop the "twin towers" after a hearty supper of honey and cream

>>82116968
did anybody actually watch that?

>>82116961 (OP)
Because I am not a redditeur

>>82116961 (OP)
My heart is so full of song and joy

>>82117104
reddit hates tom bombadil THOUGH

>>82116961 (OP)
I don't have magical powers, man

>>82117925
But have you tried singing to shape the world?

>>82117934
>But have you tried singing to shape the world?
I can only shriek

>>82116961 (OP)
What does this Nigga do all day?

>>82116961 (OP)
I try but ppl get mad and beat me up.

>>82118084
Melkorpilled

>>82118100
Fuck his river spirit wife, eat honey. Touch grass constantly, save hobbits, yell at grumpy trees and laugh at trinket that is the one ring.
Not confirmed at all but I think he brought the Ents to life at some point.

>>82116961 (OP)
because no goldberry wife

>>82116961 (OP)
because normals hound and torture me and i have no freedom
were it that i could sing, i would sing everywhere but society has forced a gag upon me: i'm british
i like to drive for it is the only time i have any privacy

>>82118457
>i'm british
I'm so sorry

>>82116961 (OP)
>>82116968
tl:dw? And why wasn't he in the real movie?

>>82118457
>british
Be glad you're still able to post on and use 4chan