>tells people to cut their dick off
>nobody does

>>82125682 (OP)
Jesus told you to chop your wang off?

Yeah, I will tell men to do that when they bleed to death or die from infection. Maybe God will allow them into heaven for killing themselves. It may have been allowed in certain circumstance in the OT, but not in the NT.

>>82125693
yes, the greatest man to ever live and the greatest troll, it's so subtle and striking at the same time, if people actually took him seriously they would be retarded.

You see what I'm saying it's the most important person ever telling you to cut your dick off too, the level of trolling is off the charts.

>>82125693
Yadda yadda if a part causes you to sin, cut it off yadda yadda.

>>82125807
but if he has that much power then not much you can do but self castrate he still hasn't returned too.

>>82125791
Maybe it's like the serpent and Jesus is all yeah bro we gotta remove your dick it's quite literally the representation of the forbidden fruit (seed) and Eve sucked your peepee and cast you out of Eden
>>82125807
So why do you still have a voice box...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jveReDUVy88

>mutilate your penis for the desert god

This is still a thing in discussion in 2025. Holy shit.

Shove a hose up your ass for King Neptune of the sea.

>>82125791
Nice try, jew.
He explicitly said you don't have to.

>>82126157
>Jesus said to Jews...
No shit, sherlock. Who do you think he was talking to in ancient Jerusalem? Hindus?

The division between Judaism and Christianity is like baseball vs kickball. There's one big fundamental difference, but you're still on the same field running the same bases and keeping the same score. I mean you both consider the Torah to be sacred and Yahweh to be your primary patriarchal god (well, not Catholics, but save that for another post).