Imagine if you woke up and you saw this when you opened your eyes

>>82134363 (OP)
I'd think im getting raped and baby trapped at the same time

>>82134363 (OP)
I would roll over and tell her to get the hell out or I am calling the police.

>>82134363 (OP)
Hey now, get off me.
You ain't worthy of my nut

>>82134363 (OP)
Would be nice. Now you made me sad.

>>82134363 (OP)
i'd rejoice that my dick suddenly grew

If i woke up on top of a guy fucking a woman i would wonder how i got to sleep

>FINAL.. FLASH!

>>82134363 (OP)
I become utterly confused on why my dick became so much smaller.

>>82134363 (OP)
>>82135098
Conversely I would be ecstatic that my dick doubled in size

>>82134363 (OP)
It would be a dream...
>>82134376
But also this.

>>82134408
>>82134408
not have sex for 40 years.
need to be attractive.

be all of the above.

Reason just in all for war. Earth is shit if ugly.

>>82135098
DEATH TO EARTH.
DEATH TO JESUS CHRIST.
AND DEATH TO SEX HAVERS.

why am i a nigger

>>82134363 (OP)
Imagine waking up and seeing this when you opened your eyes

>>82134363 (OP)
What a shitty room!

>>82134363 (OP)
I would cry. I don't want to be raped.

>>82134376
Dreams do come true.

>>82134363 (OP)
>I'm finally not brown
I'd cum from that alone

>>82134363 (OP)
tfw met a fembot off here and had this happen

>>82136843
Nothing good has ever happened to me.

>>82136879
It wasn't a good experience desu

>>82134376
>oh no I won't have money for Pokemon cards and anomie figgus and the government won't get my money when I die

She has a great ass and asshole

>>82136879
Yeah a lot of the guys here would be better off committing suicide. There wont be any sex and you still have a long way to go before the big sleep.

My cock can't even bend that far forward

>>82134363 (OP)
happens to me constantly it's annoying

>>82134363 (OP)
>Imagine if you woke up and you saw this when you opened your eyes
Erm, I believe this is called rape.

>>82134363 (OP)
my dick is like 5.3 inches (13.5cm), that position wouldn't work