for me it's:
>slender
>tall like 5'9
>cute or pointy nose

>>82135178 (OP)
>decent human being
95% of women filtered out

>>82135178 (OP)
>skellington
>tall
>resting bitch face
>long fingers
>long nails
>mentally insane
>scary looking
>not a virgin
>mid twenties to mid thirties
>horrific past
>odd looking
>obsessive
>interesting fashion style
>rich

>>82135178 (OP)
Honestly, I don't know.
Someone that I can just enjoy my time with, sit up all night and play games, watch movies, and so on with.

>Huge mega giant bazongo milk cannons
>rich

>>82135178 (OP)
NEED RABBIT WIFE

>white or latina or happa
>Not obese
>Doesn't like to drink or smoke
>Not too high of sex drive
>Introverted
>High cuddle drive
>At least mildly obsessed with me
>Has some kind of autistic or dorky interest she gets excited to tell me about

>>82135178 (OP)
>likes me
>has a penis

>>82135178 (OP)
>slender
>>82135178 (OP)
>pointy

>>82135353
what's wrong with slender and pointy?
it's cute.

> Height: 5'6" (or 167 cm)
>Weight: 132 lbs (or 60 kg)
>Measurements: 55-30-38
>Tattoos: non
>Piercings: non

ignore the skin, face and personality, I'm chad team body

>>82135178 (OP)
>describe your ideal gf
Alyx Vance

>>82135178 (OP)
>white skin
>big tits
>weeb
That's it. There are relevant things, mostly that we get along, but that is more complex. Those are my requirements for ideal.

>>82135178 (OP)
>describe your ideal gf
Post-menopause, but still fuckable.
Wants to fuck a lot.

>>82135178 (OP)
>interesting personality that is fun for me to hang out, play games etc with
>pretty
I can't really think about anything else that matters

>>82135178 (OP)
>girl
>takes care of appearance
>doesnt cheat
>loves me
that is literally it

>red hair
>virgin
>obedient
>not fat
>not tattooed
I'll settle for a non-redhead but the other criteria are absolute requirements. When you have extremely low standards like me the boundary between ideal and minimum acceptable get a little blurred. What more could I want from a woman besides that which is already implied, like good health and fertility? Perhaps a lack of creativity on my part but all I can think of is stuff external to her function as a woman. Heiress to a multi-billion dollar estate maybe.

>>82135178 (OP)
Literally me but white.

>>82135178 (OP)
Ahem originally

>>82135178 (OP)
>has similar hobbies
>wants to fuck like rabbits
>average looking

>>82135281
Crooked teeth, 2/10 do not want

>>82135178 (OP)
Literally her, but maybe with larger boobs.

>white
>unaturally tall for a woman like 6'3
>wide hips
>strongfat
>big ass
>is a switch in bed
>knows how to cook great meals
>has a breeding kink
>likes all of the hobbies that I have
>very motherly, loves the idea to having kids (multiple)

>KHHV
>Freckles
>Brunette
>Blue/green eyes
>Pale
>Small breasts and butt
>Skinny
>Likes reading and drawing and the outdoors

>>82135178 (OP)
Jig C cosplay?

>>82135178 (OP)
thicc
nice and never hurt my feelings
takes care of me
soft dommy mommy