How can I become a milf hunter? What stats do I need?

>TFW no Marge GF.

>>82136477 (OP)
marge ai porn is something else

>>82136477 (OP)
You need to be a chad.

>>82136477 (OP)
>have a job
>have your own place
>have a car
>have a basic fashion sense
>have a basic workout routine or active lifestyle
>have some basic etiquette
>have some dance moves
>have some interest in cuisine and travel
None of these are required but it helps

>>82137015
>no blue pubes
C'mon, dude. She grew up in the 70s (original timeline).

>>82137214
I like my banana lips bare thank you

>mmmmmm homie

>>82136477 (OP)
Unrealistic, genuine milfs are unicorns and the few that exist rather fight and lose out to younger women in the battle for the top 10% high status men. Milfs are women who aged like fine wine and are still conventionally attractive. I like to coom to the occasional hag too but lets not delude ourselves, these women are not conventionally attractive. A real milf is super rare, it is one of the most inflated terms in current times. Especially in America / western countries in general. I saw Americans call women milfs just for not being extremely overweight, shit is retarded

>>82136712
>>82136477 (OP)
The age of AI massively improved simpsons porn, funnily enough

Me on the bottom haha

>>82136477 (OP)
I'm 5'9 and bald and fucked a couple milfs. In Minecraft. It always involved drinking