Thread 82136808 - /r9k/ [Archived: 51 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:09:07 AM No.82136808
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How do people use dating apps?
>get a match
>say "you're hot, but too far away"
Am I doing it right? How else am I supposed to do it?
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:13:06 AM No.82136829
>>82136808 (OP)
>get a match
How? You must be seven feet tall.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:14:53 AM No.82136845
>>82136829
The point of the thread was to make a bunch of funny statements that make fun of the process and people using it, not to be a fucking retarded faggot.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:17:55 AM No.82136867
>>82136829
I'm 5'8 and have no jaw
>>82136845
No I actually want to know how I'm supposed to act on there.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:19:28 AM No.82136875
>>82136845
>The point of the thread was to make a bunch of funny statements
Two posts in and there are no signs of this being attempted.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:21:28 AM No.82136883
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>>82136829
I got 2 matches on the first day using this Gold Ship video as my profile pictures
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:23:09 AM No.82136895
>>82136829
I'm 5 foot 3 and have hundreds of likes, I don't really think height as much to do with it
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:24:20 AM No.82136901
>>82136895
Do any of them actually talk to you? Apparently lots of girls will just swipe right on anything and let you match at first before they ghost.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:27:00 AM No.82136919
I get matches in my city, but foids never speak, let alone want to fuck. Therefore, I am still incel.
Sadly, on some shitty dating sites, I have gotten interest from women who are just too far away.
I live in a Chad city, with no money to travel for cunny. Would happily plow older too, but still no dice.
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:27:08 AM No.82136920
>>82136875
To be fair it does seem like that's what most internet comments are. Either on youtube or here.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:28:09 AM No.82136927
>>82136919
>using dating apps to fornicate
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:30:11 AM No.82136941
>>82136901
everybody I match with talks to me, although I don't have women on my dating apps, I'm not gay either
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:33:04 AM No.82136955
>>82136927
>using hookup apps to date
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:38:10 AM No.82136976
>>82136808 (OP)
>>get a match
>>say "you're hot, but too far away"
if they're too far away for your fat ass to drive and see them for a date then you aren't supposed to send a message in the first place
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:39:40 AM No.82136982
>>82136927
I hate them and the inceldom boom they have caused, but they are still my only option as a shut-in.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:40:05 AM No.82136987
>>82136829
you're brain rotten by incel propaganda
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:44:53 AM No.82137008
>>82136976
Isn't it rude not to?