Thread 82138270 - /r9k/ [Archived: 75 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/10/2025, 2:51:49 PM No.82138270
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Someone shouldve told my mom that masturbating without the extra skin on your dick flipping sucks
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:09:52 PM No.82138397
now you understand being a jew and how you don't matter
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:11:09 PM No.82138404
jooooos joos
Replies: >>82139041
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:17:36 PM No.82138437
>>82138270 (OP)
How is there semen all over the keyboard and screen
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:51:14 PM No.82138624
>>82138437
You must have very weak spermies
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:53:30 PM No.82138635
>>82138270 (OP)
I jork it just fine with the wizard sleeve. Sounds like a skill issue.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 3:55:03 PM No.82138651
>>82138624
Unless there's a penis under that tissue I don't think girls are capable of that though
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:23:37 PM No.82138880
>>82138270 (OP)
Kek muslim L
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:43:38 PM No.82139041
>>82138404
>>82138397
>christfags steal your penis skin
>blame jews
Christgolems never learn
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:47:03 PM No.82139066
>>82139041
Christcucks are just Jew worshipers. Christianity is a Jewish psyop to produce obedient golems. It's still the kikes desperate to offer child flesh to their Sumerian gods that started this disgusting trauma ritual. Christians and Jews both deserve to be mocked and endlessly abused for their casual evil.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 4:47:37 PM No.82139071
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>>82138651
>Unless there's a penis under that tissue
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 5:57:43 PM No.82139769
>>82138270 (OP)
I'm sure someone did and she just considered it an additional benefit to fixing her son's penis
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:00:11 PM No.82139797
>>82138270 (OP)
Tell her yourself
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 6:50:45 PM No.82140200
>>82139769
your mother should have told you that jerking off without pre-ejaculate is a mistake
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 7:31:28 PM No.82140556
>>82140200
You don't need a foreskin for that
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:02:51 PM No.82140848
>>82138270 (OP)
Still curse the bastard rabbi that deformed my dick.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:36:02 PM No.82141170
>>82139797
She'll give it back then?
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:23:16 PM No.82141558
>>82138270 (OP)
It doesn't have to be like that. The problem is, how are you supposed to get it right when you're working on a little tiny Tic Tac on a new baby? One tiny itty bitty, 1/10 of a millimeter mistake, will blossom into a giant Jagged fucked up scar wants your dick is done growing in your late teens. It's best to go ahead and get circumcised if you really want it, later in life. I did it at 22. And for those that are wondering, there were some changes and I'll explain it. First of all, sex feels exactly the same. The ramp up from really really good feelings on your dick, up to the point to where you orgasm, is a ramp like on a graph you would watch it rising up to the peak which would be the orgasm, right? Well, I noticed it's a much slower climb to get to that point but all of the sexual Sensations and orgasm feel exactly the same. So instead of orgasming in about 5 minutes, I always last at least 15 minutes. And because they now had a macro cock to do this simple surgery on instead of a micro cock, which is what you have when you are a baby, they were able to do a much better job. Like, you can shape a bonsai tree, but when that bonsai tree is just growing and you make a little snip, who knows what it's going to turn out to be after it grows?! Never get circumcised at birth. Always do it later. Especially when the doctor Jacks you off to get you hard to make sure they don't take off too much skin so that you don't have tight skin
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:38:43 PM No.82141704
>>82141170
Maybe she saved it with your baby stuff and would actually hand it back lol
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8/10/2025, 9:43:11 PM No.82141753
>>82138270 (OP)
I have never been bothered enough to figure out the cut/uncut thing.

Is it like a debuff or some shit?
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:45:15 PM No.82141777
>>82138437
Don't jack off for a week, and then bust to quality goon material.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:01:15 PM No.82141949
>>82138270 (OP)
>artist is a tranwoman and most of her drawing she uses herself as a reference
Hot
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:44:47 PM No.82142467
>>82141753
big nerf to ze penis pleasure
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 10:57:48 PM No.82142615
>>82141753
In short it's socially acceptable penis mutilation
femoids will cry about female circumcision in fucking somalia but will mutilate their son's genitals without a second thought
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Anonymous
8/10/2025, 11:05:55 PM No.82142722
>>82138270 (OP)
mr. Kellogg already told her, that's why she clipped it off you fucking jerkoff
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:10:50 AM No.82144042
>>82138437
If you don't jerk off for a couple days it'll happen.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:12:31 AM No.82144065
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>>82138270 (OP)
Say that to your mom, I challenge you
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:22:41 AM No.82144176
>>82138270 (OP)
Don't jerk off and don't watch porn. It's that simple.
Radovan Karadzic !!W1vfOJLo4qR
8/11/2025, 1:22:47 AM No.82144178
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>>82142467
>>82142615
Still have it attached :DD
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:49:52 AM No.82144492
>>82138270 (OP)
although it is supposed to be a man, one can remove the paper, cum and tissues, and draw a pussy and it becomes a woman.
It surely wouldn't be that hard to do.
Perhaps even the AI could do it for you.

Troons LOSE.
This is simply straight art.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 1:54:16 AM No.82144530
>>82141558
>how are you supposed to get it right when you're working on a little tiny Tic Tac on a new baby?
Yeah this is the worst part of it. It's not like the doctor waits 20 years to check back on how he did.
I'm not really allowed to complain because my dick is fully functional, but, having been circumcised as a child against my wishes, I do have a nasty scar on the bottom of my dick, a weirdly large amount of excess penoscrotal skin (turkey neck), and the skin around my glans gets very tight when I get an erection. I don't like it. Not one bit.