Money will solve all my problems.

>>82138575 (OP)
You can't get this, you can't get this. lalala.

>>82138575 (OP)
Same
but like *just* enough money

All in moderation, anons

https://youtu.be/c7uf9my6vaE?si=kucxj4aguPnQO3Xh

>>82138590
Lol what the fuck. God is omnipotent. I better be getting a palace filled with virgin whores who cater to my every whim after this shit I went through.

>>82138607
Are you muslim? If so, that's basically muslim heaven

t. ex-muslim

>>82138627
No its called having a brain dude you dont know what thats like. Theres literally a magical teleporting omnipotent wizard who watches you shart and fart with a smile on his big face. My orgasms got way stronger when I noticed he watches I always loved voyeurism.

>>82138646
huh? huh
you ever read out loud what you write, anon?

making my way downtown
finna beat yo ass
if your hommie jump in
then my pistol blast

>>82138575 (OP)
All your problems are going to solve money.

>>82138575 (OP)
Surely you will have the money to solve your problems when the impending depression hits over the financial deregulation that just happened. Corporations can now open their own memecoin banks and the Federal reserve will backstop them. That is some fucking 1920s shit, and you think you're gonna have money, that's adorable.