Anon, I'm 40 years old and I've never even held a hockey stick.
But your job is to turn me into a professional hockey player.
We'll train day and night, we'll lie about my age, and you'll get me signed.

>it's impossible, anon
Make it happen. I'll be the first athlete in the world who started when others retired.

>why
Hockey is a way for a man to go to war. To me, ice hockey is about war. There's nothing else like it.

>>82139224 (OP)
With time and money, anything's possible anon
>you'll get me signed.
nothing a few thousand dollars in bribes wouldn't fix

>>82139297
I've been rollerblading all summer, indoors and outdoors, to gain an understanding on how to move with skates.
For an old fuck my body is in good shape, my reflexes are sharp and I'm a fast learner because I have a degree in physics.
My goal is to play in a real team, doesnt matter how shitty, I'm not aiming for NHL of course. Could be an overseas crap team as well, I dont care as long as I get to experience a real match that means something to someone.

>>82139321
Maybe your answer isn't here, anon
Have you tried contacting someone, anyone that manages a team?