Thread 82142380

I don't feel like or know how to be a girl or woman or whatever you call it. I don't know how to do my hair besides very simple styles, I can't even curl it correctly. I don't know how to do my nails or lash clusters, which, I tried and I couldn't get it to work or look normal on me. I can't do makeup or skincare, I look weird with makeup on and I have no idea how to build a skincare routine or how any of it works. I can barely dress, I wear baggy, loose, or basic clothes most of the time, and I can't accessorize. I want to dress cute and be cute and I can't be any of this.

I don't even know how to act "lady like". I either don't have the same interests and if I do I'm too weird for them. It's nearly impossible for me to be completely accepted into a lot of female spaces. I can't say I feel like a man either or fit in with guys better because I don't. Not even men want me to be apart of their groups

You're just an effeminate homo. Just start hanging out with other gay weirdos. Most zoomers are gay freaks.

>>82142380 (OP)
Youre apathetic towards youre sex. Me too.

>>82142380 (OP)
None of that really matters op.

>>82142398
>anon assuming I'm a male
It really is over
>>82142406
I'm not apathetic, I want to be like other girls and be normal. I want to know how to dress, do makeup, hairstyles, nails, and have the same interests as them but I naturally can't. When I try I just break character or get exhausted of pretended and then they realize I'm not like them.
>>82142419
It does

>>82142466
Those things never interested me. I like fashion when I ask for tips on dressing more girly I am met with normie responses. I just stick to khaki shorts and tshirts

>>82142380 (OP)
It's ok I gotchu.
>I don't know how to do my hair besides very simple styles,
That's OK, for me, loose hair is the best. It really shows off how pretty your hair is (if you take good care of it). If nor, you can always ask someone else to do it for you.

>don't know how to do my nails or lash clusters
That's not entirely necessary, if not, go to a nail tech to do them for you, but natural nails look great. Just trim there and maybe add a bit of nail polish. Or just cut them short. In my opinion lash clusters are not necessary either. Just put some mascara. Natural is pretty.
>can't do makeup or skincare
Skincare is not necessary unless you have any kind of problem with your skin. Just put some cream on or whatever. For makeup you don't have to go crazy (in my opinion natural is very pretty) just use concealer where you have pimples/spots or whatever, add some mascara and lip gloss and you're done.

>>82142380 (OP)
I don't really give a fuck. Post the inside of your panties

>>82142466
>It does
In your head or to other women, maybe. Most men don't care about that and just want someone with a kind heart.

You can just stop lying to others about your sex, troon.

>>82142380 (OP)
>>82142500
Continuing my post here.

>I can barely dress
Use short clothing and tight clothing. Mostly for tops in my opinion. White/pastels are good color options for girly clothing.
I'd say that the best girly outfit there is is a white top with a short denim skirt. (THATS MY OPINION!!!!) also wear a lot of pink.
>and I can't accessorize
BOWS BOWS BOWS BOWS bows and delicate necklace with small trinkets. Also bracelets are cute. If you wanna dress basic girly that's my way to go

>>82142380 (OP)
Just use moisturising creams, baka. Also, what are your interests?

>>82142380 (OP)
>tfw no fembot gf that I train into being ladylike because I inexplicably know more about it than her despite being a white cis straight masc male man (xy)

>>82142497
I wish I didn't care but it's lonely being excluded. It's not even just how I dress or look it's how other people treat me
>>82142500
Anon..
>>82142535
>most men don't care about that and just want someone with a kind heart
Anon you don't have to lie to make me feel better. Every girl I see in a relationship or in general knows how to effortlessly be a girl. They don't even have to try.
>>82142539
I'm not transgender

>>82142549
I look ugly and weird no matter what I do.
>>82142565
I've tried already. My face is a resting spot for acne and scars and bumps. I'm considering just getting a chemical peel at this point
>>82142572
What

>>82142757
>What
That feel when no fembot girlfriend that I train to be more ladylike because for some reason I have accumulated much knowledge about the female fashion styles, makeup methods, and hair styles, and which of those will look best for which face shapes and body types despite myself not being a female and in fact being a straight white man of the XY chromosome type.

>>82142757
>I've tried already. My face is a resting spot for acne and scars and bumps. I'm considering just getting a chemical peel at this point
What is your day to day life like? What do you eat? Do you get enough sleep?

>>82142380 (OP)
i wonder if youtube has videos on how to be a ladylike person, i suppose it does

Who cares about any of this boo hoo femoid shit, post tits

>>82142466
It's true, a man will never love you if you can't do your hair or makeup correctly. Most guys will throw a woman out and breakup with them if they don't get regular manicures.

>>82142757
>I look ugly and weird no matter what I do
Probably not. Mind describing how you look? You probably have bad self steam, and think you're way worse than you actually are

>>82142380 (OP)
Classic Zoomette. You were denied womanhood by the women in your life.
Read Ban Zhao and other works from antiquity on womanhood. I hope you make it!

>>82142380 (OP)
You actually just have to have good genetics. You need the cute small nose, the thigh bulge but not too much. The small weak looking timid shoulders. The feminine voice. The colored eyes. You cant change like anything important lol. Like getting a nice haircut doesnt even matter. Clothing doesnt matter at all. Its really unfair here. Youll never find true love unless you have god perfect boobs too. Nice boobs are extremely rare. Fake boobs suck.

>>82142611
Lol I'm not lying femanon but believe what you want, I've dated literal Stacies before and I'm much happier with my mid gf who has an actual soul than I ever was with the Stacies, in fact, I left the Stacy I was with to be with my mid gf who's kind of like how you're describing yourself.

>>82142380 (OP)
this is why should just become and alt girl and fuck chad and get accepted into his social circle. nobody will recognise how shit you are at makeup if you plaster it on and have dyed hair and piercings.

>>82142398
This is true. I've discovered the cure for homosexuality, however, you'll find that homos refuse to take it, since they don't want to lose their identity. The same thing that makes people troons/homos also makes you dumber and more emotional, while simultaneously shortening your lifespan, so it's an affliction that ends its bearer, sadly.

>>82142796
I dont know what to say anon, I'm sorry
>>82142834
I stay up late at night but I wake up early in the morning if I need to. Otherwise I just sleep in. I like to walk as well since it's the only thing that will get me out the house, sometimes I go shopping or look around
>What do you eat
I like to eat a lot of tuna, eggs, and bread. I also like yogurt but only Chobani
>>82142842
It does
>>82142886
Yeah
>>82142900
I look ugly and weird I don't know what else you want me to say.
>>82142931
I wasn't raised as a boy, I had male authority figures, and I know how to cook and clean as those are life skills.

>>82143051
>I dont know what to say anon, I'm sorry
You were supposed to ignore the first post because it's clearly the product of an unwell mind and not a serious thought worth engaging with. Instead, you've interacted with it and made things awkward for both of us.
Also, for real advice, cut out bread and sugary yogurt if you have acne problems. Focus on eating minimally processed foods like legumes, leafy greens, or fresh fruit while avoiding added sugars and highly processed foods.

>>>82143051
>I look ugly and weird I don't know what else you want me to say.
Kind of general but it's ok. Maybe get a haircut that compliments your face. Though I'm sure that if you work well on yourself you can be all right

>>82142933
I don't think I can live a happy normal life unless I get copious amounts of surgery or enhancements and somehow rewire my brain
>>82142948
Yeah well good for you but your relationship is one in a billion. Your gf is lucky
>>82142959
>become and alt girl and fuck chad and get accepted into his social circle.
No thanks. I think alt girls are good at makeup too

>>82143051
>I stay up late at night but I wake up early in the morning if I need to. Otherwise I just sleep in. I like to walk as well since it's the only thing that will get me out the house, sometimes I go shopping or look around
Good that you sleep enough.
>I like to eat a lot of tuna, eggs, and bread. I also like yogurt but only Chobani
That doesn't sound very good though. You need a balanced diet with less processed food.

>>82142757
>I look ugly and weird no matter what I do.

First off, if you think you look ugly and weird, that's probably what you think. Determine your face shape. Maybe try to get a hairstylist to get you list of style that could compliment your face. Bangs is pretty as well. Just need to find a perfect bangs that could compliment your eye position.

Being weird is a unique treat any people could have. For me, I determine myself as weird because holy damn did i just talk to myself or liking things (for example: women fashion but I am a male/men, liking anime, etc) or you just like to wear comfortable outfits or just like crazy stuff that people would think you are weird.

>>82143120
>Yeah well good for you but your relationship is one in a billion. Your gf is lucky
Not really, we're both lucky we found each other because we were both sick of dating fake people. Granted I'm kinda more lucky because she has a stable good job and I float from wage cage to wage cage. I'm lucky because she can provide and she's lucky because I can cook, clean, and I'm attractive. Lol