i've never been to a bar before, anons. what advice would you give me? i'm eyeing this bar where you play board games. i'll be going alone
>t. 24 yo

I searched village after village... ...ruin after ruin... ...country after country... and always I found nothing. I began to believe I was the only one. There was a strange comfort in that thought, for what could the damned really have to say to the damned?

>>82145183 (OP)
i remember going to a bar for an interview i looked so out of place I'm short around 5'6 and i look 16 or 17 even tho i was 20 when i went to the interview anyway for tips i guess just try getting into group maybe offer drinks or have them bet on the board games

>>82145186
>There was a strange comfort in that thought, for what could the damned really have to say to the damned?
How many times have you posted this? You got it off the top of your head?

>>82145300
First time. It's from a userscript. I only type one word and the phrase appears.

Yeah don't expect to play any board games

>>82145347
>I only type one word and the phrase appears.
what is it using? gpt?

>>82145364
>Yeah don't expect to play any board games
What do you mean? I checked out their instagram page, it has people playing them. Only reason I'm considering going at all

>>82145376
Nope. Plain text.

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>>82145183 (OP)
Never been to a bar unless you count buffalo wild wings as a "bar".
Idk bro, bump

>>82145183 (OP)
dont drink too much have a ride home, don't stare at anybody
if u want a drink and the bartender is fucking around with 20 other people speak up so they know ur trying to get their attention, the squeaky wheel gets the grease

>>82145183 (OP)
Get yourself a beer, ask the bartender guy how does the board game thing works.