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Anonymous No.82147712 [Report] >>82147787 >>82147816
Never settle for a non virgin woman
If a woman has a history of engaging in hookup culture but expects you to work harder for sex than the men in her past, discard her. She implicitly values you less and thinks you are less attractive than the men she was willing to let shove her face into the mattress after meeting 20 minutes ago.
She does not see you as "hookup material" but rather as "husband material", aka betabuxx who will take care of her after she has given her best years to chad cock.
Anonymous No.82147787 [Report]
>>82147712 (OP)
A woman my age that is still a virgin would be even more concerning because it probably means that she's an unbearable bitch that couldn't hold a relationship. I don't want to date some middle aged cat lady.
Anonymous No.82147816 [Report] >>82147847
>>82147712 (OP)
Just a reminder aliens are demons.
If you ever see one, call to Jesus.
Anonymous No.82147847 [Report] >>82147962
>>82147816
>aliens are demons
>tfw Doom was a documentary
Anonymous No.82147962 [Report] >>82148014
>>82147847
QRD? for favor.
Anonymous No.82148014 [Report]
>>82147962
>be a marine in a lab on the Martian moon Phobos
>scientists experiment with teleportation
>they open a portal that sends in a bunch of spooky aliens that are actually demons
>you die and go to Hell
>you kick their asses and break out of Hell
>go back to Earth and save mankind from their invasion because they killed your pet rabbit