Thread 82154974 - /r9k/

Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:03:41 AM No.82154974
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as a femcel, my physical standards are pretty reasonably low:
>19-26
>not fat
>has nice hair
>light skin
>preferably no facial hair
>not a druggie
that's it.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:17 AM No.82154980
>>82154974 (OP)
>Femcel
How many men or women have you had sex with?
This includes anal sex, oral sex, and vaginal sex.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:04:27 AM No.82154983
>>82154974 (OP)
>19-26
Fuck you too I guess, didn't want you anyway
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:05:16 AM No.82154991
>>82154974 (OP)
And what are you like?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:06:09 AM No.82155002
>>82154974 (OP)
>>19-26
Check
>>not fat
Check
>>has nice hair
Check
>>light skin
How light? I'm olivey.
>>preferably no facial hair
I shave weekly but I'm really hairy.
>>not a druggie
I smoke weed
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:07:41 AM No.82155016
>>82155002
>Olivey
>Hairy
Lol the brazillians are ruining this board
Replies: >>82155053
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:01 AM No.82155038
>>82154974 (OP)
I meet your standards for like 3 days every time I shave.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:03 AM No.82155041
>>82154974 (OP)
not a femcel but mines pretty reasonable:
>21-28
>has full head of hair
>taller than 5'9"
>stable job
>skinny
>soft spoken
>is a cat person
>apolitical but votes blue
>wears glasses (optional)
>buys me small gifts to show me how much he appreciates me
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:50 AM No.82155053
dog
dog
md5: 6a66a503b7c682234d980f1ada895170🔍
>>82155016
I'm a FRGR, or a Freek if you prefer.
Replies: >>82156964
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:10:37 AM No.82155065
>>82155041
>apolitical but votes blue
What if he has extremely specific opinions about zoning reform?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:11:58 AM No.82155078
Insane that these are considered low standards and yet I don't meet them.

I guess that's why I'm inkwell
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:31 AM No.82155083
>>82155002
(Me) Checking the boxes again for fun
>>82155041
>>21-28
yup
>>has full head of hair
It's below my shoulders
>>taller than 5'9"
6'0
>>stable job
Urp got hurt on the job recently so kinda fucked
>>skinny
Somewhat
>>soft spoken
yes
>>is a cat person
YES
>>apolitical but votes blue
Apolitical people don't vote
>>wears glasses (optional)
Yes
>>buys me small gifts to show me how much he appreciates me
I don't believe in consumer crap so I'd probably buy you something with actual value
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:43:08 AM No.82155396
>>82154974 (OP)
>21-28
>not fat
>isn't a roided out bodybuilder
>full head of hair
>taller then 170cm
>stable job
>has a car
>empathetic towards other people and animals
>has a good relationship with his mother
>doesn't act rude and doesn't push any boundaries
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:45:11 AM No.82155410
>>82154974 (OP)
You realized you just described a ton of guys right?
Every guy I know including myself fits these requirements.
Do you just not leave your bedroom or something?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:45:46 AM No.82155415
>>82154974 (OP)
>not fat
>has nice hair
Fuck you i am taking my 200 pound ass out of here i hope you die alone
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.82155424
Why do you fucking retarded faggots come here to do this? We have a board for your faggot dating application threads.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:47:24 AM No.82155432
i'd rather stay single than dating fembots, they feel entitled as hell and bring absolutely nothing to the table but breadcrumbing, manipulation and mental disorders
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:49:26 AM No.82155454
thats nice and what do you have to offer ?
your hole between your legs?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:51:44 AM No.82155482
>>82154974 (OP)
Attractive to me, taller than me, shared values and goals (ambitious, career focused with a good job, not religious, does not want kids), does not do illegal drugs, is able to control their alcohol intake and not get too drunk, responsible, reliable, loyal and trustworthy, doesn't cheat, and into fitness and exercise, broad minded, respectful.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:53:30 AM No.82155498
>>82154974 (OP)
>has nice hair
>>82155041
>has full head of hair
>>82155396
>full head of hair

Sigh
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:56:50 AM No.82155533
>>82155041
Tall
>>82155396
Tall
>>82155482
Tall

Why the obsession with "tall"? Every time I check, it's the same shit. What's it even matter to you?
Replies: >>82155702
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:57:04 AM No.82155538
im 19 6 foot 2 and 140 pounds and white no facial hair but I use heroin in an attempt to end my life after a recent diagnosis essentially rendering the remainer of my life a pure hell, heroin destroyed my endocrine system so i probably don't even have enough testosterone to grow any facial or body hair at all. Hopefully i can kiss a girl before the bliss of non existence takes over and i die, if not its whatever
Replies: >>82155603
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:59:49 AM No.82155563
>>82154974 (OP)
I'm
45
chubby
bald
black
full beard
love drugs

What's your discord ?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.82155574
>>82154974 (OP)
My high standards as an ugly unloveable femcel
>20-50
>Not obese
>Not black/latinx
>Not bald
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:01:56 AM No.82155586
>>82155574
Uhm omg fembot you are LITERALLY describing me do you want trade AIM handles?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:25 AM No.82155589
>>82155574
Look at the anon above you :)
Replies: >>82155616
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:33 AM No.82155590
>>82155482
How tall is taller than you? Only thing I may not fit is the wanting kids part. I'm still undecided even though I do lean towards not having them.
Replies: >>82155633
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:03:41 AM No.82155603
>>82155538
Heroin is a feminine drug. Same chemical family as estrogen.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:04:51 AM No.82155616
>>82155586
What is AIM
>>82155589
He's bald and black
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:05:57 AM No.82155624
>>82155616
>He's bald and black

Easily ignorable, He fits everything else.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:06:25 AM No.82155629
>>82155616
>What is AIM
Oh jesus christ I'm so old that my jokes don't even make sense anymore. It's AOL Instant Messenger, released in 1997. It's what people used to talk to each other before you were born.
Replies: >>82155924
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:06:48 AM No.82155633
>>82155590
I'm 5'4" so anything above 5'7" is fine. I just never felt like wanting kids. I get drained incredibly easy due to being extremely introverted, so I just feel like if I had a child I'd be a shitty, absent mother. Moreover, I have plenty of mental issues that I definitely wouldn't want to subject a child to seeing me experience.
Replies: >>82155710
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:07:37 AM No.82155639
1479973902686
1479973902686
md5: 68c8da403c5116e56c2178b13ce52a0e🔍
So far I haven't met a single set of standards ITT, not even >>82155574
Replies: >>82155678 >>82155924
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:12 AM No.82155678
>>82155639
I already accepted my fate that no woman will ever love me as a manlet, so reading these comments only makes me accept my fate.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:13:39 AM No.82155686
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sad-anime-boy-hotaro-oreki-aesthetic-2xxjr09jdfu6u2wk
md5: 46de818716bd91e907b5f2db7b93687b🔍
>>82154974 (OP)
would you date a moid who looks like oreki
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:14:49 AM No.82155701
>>82155041
Extremely unrealistic standards
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:14:57 AM No.82155702
>>82155533
They're not asking for any heights that are too extreme. Men are on average taller than women, so it makes the man look feminine and the woman look masculine if he's shorter than her. I agree that like 5ft girls wanting 6ft men is unreasonable, but it makes sense that a woman would want a man who isn't shorter than her.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:15:38 AM No.82155710
>>82155633
>I just never felt like wanting kids.
I only recently started considering them again. They seem like they can potentially be nice.
>I get drained incredibly easy due to being extremely introverted
Even if you're not introverted, taking care of a kid is a lot of work.
>Moreover, I have plenty of mental issues that I definitely wouldn't want to subject a child to seeing me experience.
What do you have? I don't have anything anymore other than being a bit autistic. But that bit of autism has been a huge hurdle for me dating-wise.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:16:30 AM No.82155719
>>82155574
Damn, I don't even meet this one's standards. It is truly over.
Replies: >>82155924
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:18:11 AM No.82155742
>>82155702
Why does that even matter though? It's like me asking for average sized boobs and above? Pretty sure most men are fine with women with small or flat breasts.
Replies: >>82155782
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:21:26 AM No.82155782
>>82155742
>Pretty sure most men are fine with women with small or flat breasts.
Because you don't have to worry about having bigger tits than her unless you're a fatty. Her not having tits doesn't affect your masculinity. A man being shorter than the woman does affect her femininity, because women are expected to be smaller.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:21:47 AM No.82155786
>>82154974 (OP)
>>82155041
>>82155396
>>82155574
>tfw I can't even meet the standards of the lowest-tier women
I fucking hate women.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:22:58 AM No.82155800
>>82155782
>because women are expected to be smaller.
by women themselves
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:31:08 AM No.82155877
>>82154974 (OP)
I hope you have a stroke and your cats eat you alive. You deserve it.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:32:33 AM No.82155885
>>82155782
NTA but he has a point. Say you like big tits and suddenly you're a misogynist pig, but these same chicks won't even look at a dude their height or shorter than them. Female "preferences" = totally valid. Male preferences = literally Hitler. Even a 5'0 fat goblina won't touch a guy unless he's 5'8" minimum. And if he's 6 foot? Insta wet. Meanwhile, short men gotta cope or rope. Double standards in full force.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:20 AM No.82155894
>women all won't go beyond mid-late 20s
When I was in my 20s I still had bad acne and I also didn't get a decent job until my late 20s now I'm in my early 30s and the acne is almost entirely gone and I have a good job but apparently I'm too old so I just have to miss out on life.

Great.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:34:20 AM No.82155910
if you know you know
if you know you know
md5: 8f0e6ae367a8c1bc8f05426059b0ccb3🔍
>>82154974 (OP)
those are not low standards at all

women are so delusional it's unreal, even in their lists where they sound desperate there's still 10 bullet points kek
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:36:38 AM No.82155924
>>82155624
Bald shiny black head is not ignorable
>>82155629
>released in 1997
That's when I was released
>>82155639
>>82155719
That's okay my standards are high
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.82155941
Meanwhile as a man my standards are

>Nice
>Gets along with me
>Not severely mentally ill
>Okay looking face
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:38:47 AM No.82155946
>hole keeps yapping
bitch shut the fuck up
youre useless past 30
Replies: >>82156315
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:38:59 AM No.82155950
>>82155924
>That's when I was released
Then how do you not know what AIM is? It was still a thing when I was in highschool and we're not THAT far apart in age anoni.
Replies: >>82155981
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:42:29 AM No.82155981
>>82155950
I didn't have friends so no use for a thing like that
I got my first laptop in 6th grade and all I did was play sims on it
Replies: >>82156014 >>82156385
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:42:51 AM No.82155985
>>82155941
Mines:
>close to my age
>acts nice to me
>is okay with my height
Apparently this is asking too much. Most women would tolerate a walking red flag as long as he's tall than settle for me.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:44:51 AM No.82156005
>>82155924
>That's okay my standards are high
High enough that I don't meet them anyway. What if I wore a wig?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:45:20 AM No.82156014
>>82155981
Me neither, but it was in memes and stuff it was so popular. I got my first computer when I was like 3 and that was the end of me being a normal person. Somehow I didn't get The Sims until it came out on Xbox though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:49:14 AM No.82156052
1726366019319281
1726366019319281
md5: 6df75c6f1f0c5f747c3b1f6832b75666🔍
AHHHH *CRACKS NECK* ANOTHA ROUND OF BAIT POSTS FUCK IT LET'S SEE HOW MANY BOXES YOUR FAVORITE RETARD CAN CHECK OFF THIS TIME

>>82154974 (OP)
>19-26
YEP
>not fat
YEP I'M BROLIC AS FUCK YEAH
>has nice hair
YEAH MY SHIT'S THICK
>light skin
I'M PALE AS A FUCKIN GHOST
>preferably no facial hair
I SHAVE DAILY AS PART OF MY SKIN ROUTINE
>not a druggie
NO CAN DO I SMOKE OPIUM
>>82155041
>21-28
22 BABY
>has full head of hair
YEP
>taller than 5'9
6'1 (SAME HEIGHT AS TIEN SHINHAN BTW)
>stable job
I HATE MY JOB BUT IT IS STABLE
>skinny
I'M AT LIKE 15% BODYFAT BUT JUST YOU WAIT 'TIL I CUT
>soft spoken
YES
>is a cat person
YES
>apolitical but votes blue
FRANCISCO FRANCO CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND TOLD ME TO JOIN ICE
>wears glasses (optional)
SAVE YOUR EYEWEAR FOR THE WEAK
>buys me small gifts to show me how much he appreciates me
I CAN GET YOU FLOWERS BI-WEEKLY AND UP TO 5 COOL WINAMP SKINS THE REST ARE JUST FOR ME CUZ THEY'RE SPECIAL
>>82155396
>21-28
YEP
>not fat
YEP
>isn't a roided out bodybuilder
JUST FOR U BABE I'LL STAY NATTY <3
>full head of hair
>taller then 170cm
>stable job
>has a car
EZ MONEY
>empathetic towards other people and animals
DESPITE THE CRUDE EXTERIOR I REALLY AM A COOL GUY ONCE YOU GET PAST THE EATING PEOPLE STUFF, PROMISE!
>has a good relationship with his mother
MY MA IS MY BEST FRIEND I LOVE MY MA
>doesn't act rude and doesn't push any boundaries
YEAH I'M KIND OF A SUPREME GENTLEMAN YEAH
>>82155482
THIS ONE'S REALLY GAY AND HAS A LOW POWERLEVEL I'M NOT TOUCHING IT

DAMN WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED LIL OL ME IS SO POPULAR WITH THE LADIES?
MAYBE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN BEING SHREDDED AND LIFTING SICK ASS WEIGHTS AND FIGHTING
*ROLL ON SNARE DRUM, EVERYONE LAUGHS, GOOD JOKE*
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:58:15 AM No.82156155
>>82154974 (OP)
>19-26
lol nope 31
>not fat
correct 5'11" 162lbs
>has nice hair
buzzcut
>light skin
brack
>preferably no facial hair
mustache
>not a druggie
correct

:)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:01:22 AM No.82156188
Here's the only positive comment: I like you the way you are. You don't need to have exorbitant physical attributes to attract boys' attention, you're fine that way. Greetings and blessings
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:10:17 AM No.82156258
>>82154974 (OP)
>19-26
26
>not fat
is 180lbs fat to you?
>light skin
white
>preferably no facial hair
Can shave my beard off
>not a druggie
never smoked cigs or weed or other drugs and stopped drinking alcohol for over a year now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:11:26 AM No.82156273
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1fa7c2dc63c5c5896f27ee44a5daa470
md5: 5de40afbd08c6fb538e23a57ababe3eb🔍
>>82154974 (OP)
>Him? Hes great but we just don't have that special connection, idk why :)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:15:29 AM No.82156315
>>82155946
Yet still more desirable than you will ever be, curious.
Replies: >>82156493
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:18:50 AM No.82156345
>>82154974 (OP)
Two of those are not physical, and whether they're reasonable or not relies entirely on where you draw the line.
If you by not fat mean someone that's not obese, then sure, but if you mean someone with next to zero body fat, then that's not reasonable.
Same with hair, skin, and so on.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:23:37 AM No.82156385
>>82155981
Have you made an AIM yet, it's taking 5ever mang
Replies: >>82156451
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:31:42 AM No.82156451
>>82156385
After I hop in my time machine
Replies: >>82156476
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:34:26 AM No.82156476
>>82156451
Ah foiled once again by my inability to adapt to new technologies. Oh well, back to the comforting blanket of solitude.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:35:08 AM No.82156481
>>82154974 (OP)
My standards
>at least the same height as me (5'9)
>26~40, ideally in the 31~36 range (I'm 26)
>ideally fat
>likes anime and video games, or at least tolerates my interest in them
>similarly, doesn't expect me to give up my hobbies after a certain age/life milestone
>wants kids
>is fine with me being a SAHM
>not a bottom
>not religious
>doesn't do drugs
Also not dealbreakers but preferences
>keeps face groomed (doesn't need to be clean shaven, but at least not to the point my where his beard is hanging off his face)
>body below the neck is nice and hairy
>white (but not that important. I'm mixed so I'm race mixing no matter what)
>is open to the idea of us creating a new last name or something (I want a say in my children's last name)
>no tattoos/piercings
>doesn't drink
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:35:58 AM No.82156493
>>82156315
is that the reason why you're still single?
Replies: >>82156507
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:55 AM No.82156507
>>82156493
pot calls the kettle black.
Replies: >>82156668
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:38:36 AM No.82156519
>>82154974 (OP)
>18-25
>skinny, preferably BMI under 20
>not balding
>light skin
>blue eyes
>soft spoken
>virgin

my standards are pretty similar
Replies: >>82157150
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:56:31 AM No.82156668
>>82156507
>pot calls the kettle black.
Not really. You have it easy and still "fail".
Replies: >>82156883
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:19 AM No.82156823
>light skinned, brown eyes (like Luigi)
>5'5" to 5'9" bc I'm not climbing a beanstalk to smooch
>loyal af, doesn't entertain girl besties
>loves his mom but isn't too much of a momma's boy
>golden retriever energy
>soft voice but always warm
>a little dumb but stupid in a sweet way
>hates both nazis and commies, as he should
>liberal but doesn't make it his whole personality
>gives hugs like it's a love language (bc it is)
>doesn't get offended, ever, literally unbothered and has zero ego
>loves giving shoulder and piggyback rides
>submissive outside but dominant in bed
>treats women he's not into like actual human beings
Replies: >>82157150 >>82157268 >>82158793
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:18:33 AM No.82156836
My standards as an incel
>20-23
>white
>not obese
>virgin
>is religious or wants to start a family
>doesn't do drugs
>isn't flat as a board
>is not under 155cm or over 2m 10cm
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:50 AM No.82156866
IMG_2341
IMG_2341
md5: 0549526ea71a906a7661bc6f47d6c972🔍
Why do foids dislike facial hair?
Replies: >>82156960
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:22:58 AM No.82156868
>>82154974 (OP)
For shits and giggles
>19-26
I'm in my 30's
>not fat
Working on that. Lost 20 pounds in the last few months through a slight improvement on diet and very mild exercise routine
>has nice hair
Mine is a mess because I haven't had a haircut in a while but when I put a bit of effort into styling it it still looks nice
>light skin
I'm quite pale and enjoy it
>preferably no facial hair
Had a beard until recently, shaved it off, think I looked better with it. Growing it back.
>not a druggie
I enjoy a bit of pot but haven't had any in about four months and mostly just miss how relaxing it was. Better than drinking beer all the time though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:25:05 AM No.82156883
>>82156668
There are about as many women as there are men. You have just as many options.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:31:41 AM No.82156941
fuuuuuck it's over for baldcels
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:33:52 AM No.82156960
>>82156866
I can deal with a stubble or a light beard. But anything more than that? Yeah no, it starts looking gross. Like, why would I want to kiss a cactus?
Replies: >>82157165
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:34:39 AM No.82156964
>>82155053
youre a what
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:54:50 AM No.82157112
>>82155574
>latinx
Why?
I'm not even brown...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:55:19 AM No.82157116
>>82155041
faggot leftist detected
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:56:30 AM No.82157126
>>82154974 (OP)
Where are the women who want bald men? My father and my brother both found one but I seem to be unable to.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:58:42 AM No.82157145
>>82155041
so you want a cuck faggot your bpd ass can trample over, and that also buys you free shit?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:59:35 AM No.82157150
>>82156823
Yeah, sure.
>>82154974 (OP)
Yes
>>82155041
>>taller than 5'9"
No.
>votes blue
No.
>>82155396
>>has a car
No.
>rude
Up to you to decide.
>>82156481
No.
>>82156519
>>blue eyes
No.

Those are the ones I fit, and the ones I don't. It's over.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:01:01 AM No.82157160
>>82155885
Yeah. I'm 5'4 but I cope with wearing big 2 inch heel boots so I can go from invisible in the eyes of women, to a subhuman 5'6. We need to bring rape back.
Replies: >>82157166
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:38 AM No.82157165
>>82156960
This is why I keep my shit unshaven. Otherwise I look like a fag.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:02:49 AM No.82157166
>>82157160
>I'm 5'4 but I cope with wearing big 2 inch heel boots
KWAB
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:12:10 AM No.82157238
1711327432644540
1711327432644540
md5: b5aa87c223b72b5f7135618baba45fba🔍
>i'm very humble and modest. I have the lowest standards ever...
>he just has to be TALL and have a full head of hair
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:15:09 AM No.82157259
>>82156481
>>is open to the idea of us creating a new last name or something (I want a say in my children's last name)
That is hilarious
A huge red flag for women. No self respecting man would deny his heirs his family name. KEK imagine. No one would ever respect him
Replies: >>82157688
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:15:56 AM No.82157268
>>82156823
No joke. This is literally the only cutest thing I've read in this thread. The rest of you bitches can go to hell.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:19:36 AM No.82157293
>be tall
>have full head of hair
>ok face
>kinda fat
my requirements
>no kids
>non smoking
>no stds
>within 3-5 years of my age
>no real height or weight preferences, just not too fat
Replies: >>82157349
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:47 AM No.82157349
>>82157293
>be tall
>no real height preferences
What?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:37:03 AM No.82157410
>>82155941
This but Ill take mentally ill.
Replies: >>82157714
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:18:45 AM No.82157688
>>82157259
Why is a man's family more important than the woman's?
Replies: >>82157750 >>82157764 >>82157893
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:21:03 AM No.82157714
>>82157410
I'll only take mentally ill, the more severe the better. And for the illiterates out there I'm a straight guy not a fembot.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:25:50 AM No.82157750
>>82157688
NTA but I hate to end up with someone like Idubbbz's wife.
Replies: >>82157753
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:26:23 AM No.82157753
>>82157750
Good thing I have no clue who that is.
Replies: >>82157813
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:27:44 AM No.82157764
>>82157688
Anon is a noble from medieval Europe
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:34:09 AM No.82157813
>>82157753
This just about sums their relationship perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3VuKVnWvRc
Replies: >>82157861 >>82157944 >>82158633
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:40:08 AM No.82157851
>>82154974 (OP)
Me:
>Cis-male
>White
>Unvaxxed since 2018
>Around 30 years old
>284 lbs
>5" uncircumcised penis (looks small at first, but it gets long)
>Doesn't smoke / doesn't do drugs / doesn't drink alcohol
>Super friendly / nonviolent / sweetheart (I only get verbally aggressive when my tolerance runs out)
>A bit socially awkward
>Somewhat of a lone wolf / doesn't like crouds / doesn't like loud noise
>Loves nature and spirit

My standards:
>Cis-female
>Any race except blacks, jeets, and jews (whites, native americans, and japanese are top priority)
>Unvaxxed since mid 2019 / no sex with vaxxed partner after 2019 (all vaccines after 2019 contain bioweapon payloads)
>Between 18-33 years old (younger is better)
>Anywhere up to 300 lbs
>Natural breasts only (breast implants are a big turn off for me)
>Not a Tea app user (don't ever talk to me if you use the Tea app and/or other similar sites/services)
Replies: >>82157868
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:40:57 AM No.82157861
>>82157813
Can't even finish the video. I knew their relationship was bad but Jesus Christ. This nigga isn't down bad. He's downright castrated.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:42:05 AM No.82157868
>>82157851
>284 pounds
>penis looks small at first, but it gets long
>I only get verbally aggressive when my tolerance runs out
>all vaccines after 2019 contain bioweapon payloads
Hahaha you obese schizophrenic fuck I hope this is a joke because it's hilarious
Replies: >>82157881
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:43:22 AM No.82157881
>>82157868
Are you genuinely autistic or you can't really tell what's satire?
Replies: >>82157897
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:45:26 AM No.82157893
>>82157688
A woman's lineage is certain, because their children literally came out of their body. It is inherent. It is not so with men. That is why for a man to feel invested in his children, he must know they are his and off his own. A family name is paternal because it includes and recognises the man's lineage, and purity in women is valued to men so the man's lineage is certain. Women don't have to think about or worry about their children not being their own, women are incapable of understanding how important that is, they take it for granted. A woman wanting their children to inherit their maternal family name or some bastardisation of it is an insult to the man. You are effectively saying that these are not his children and he's just some donkey, some fool, a cuckold getting used. Even if he can be sure that they are his through a DNA test, to deny him to name his children of his own is a massive insult and disrespect
Replies: >>82157951
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:45:36 AM No.82157897
>>82157881
I am autistic but anon, that post is indistinguishable from the average post on this board. We have a schizo trip who wants to marry a computer or some shit, actual nazis roaming around looking for Aryan waifus, and so much more. Satire is dead.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:33 AM No.82157944
>>82157813
She must either really resent him or has some sort of sick sadistic fetish of humiliating him and causing him pain. I can't tell which
Replies: >>82157989
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:47 AM No.82157945
Oldfagbros... we're cooked
Replies: >>82157950
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:56:23 AM No.82157950
>>82157945
>tfw no fembots want a 32 year old NEET
So unfair, I'm a catch
Replies: >>82157985
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:56:26 AM No.82157951
>>82157893
The way I see it is that while I know the children came from me, the average person does not. A name is what represents to the world who is and isn't your family. Giving the children the father's last name feels like saying their relationship with him is more important, or that my ties to the children are dependent on my relationship with their father. Of course, I don't want to force only my last name on them either (unless the man I marry genuinely wants to take my name for some reason, but that's unlikely). My ideal is us creating a family name that belongs equally to both of us, but I'm also open to hyphenation. (Though that's less than ideal because people with hyphenated names tend to only use one of the two in day-to-day life, and only pass one to their children. So that kind of feels like the same problem just being put off for later. Also I just really like the idea of the entire family sharing one last name. I want to be Mr & Mrs. Name.)
Of course, I know this is a dealbreaker for many men, so it's something I'd bring up before we get too serious. If it's important to the man, then he doesn't have to marry me. And who knows, maybe I'll meet the perfect man who changes my mind and convinces me that taking his name is worth it, but idk, I worry I'd be resentful that our children's name only acknowledges their relationship to their father.
Replies: >>82158095
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:02:35 AM No.82157985
>>82157950
I know right? These dumb bitches
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:03:22 AM No.82157989
>>82157944
Dude even lost his virginity to her and she knows that she can manipulate him however she wants. It's so sad. Atleast Will Smith got to fuck Margot Robbie. Anissa makes sure no other woman finds him attractive by telling everyone that his breath stinks and that he shits his pants.
Replies: >>82158113
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:17:41 AM No.82158095
>>82157951
I'm not gonna sit here and say it doesn't suck that you can't have your maternal line recognised in name, to be able to say that you descend from this tribe of women. But such a system were you can have both wouldn't work well, it would just be jank to implement that now since every family name a woman has is going to be paternal ultimately and will get very, very confusing. You in all likely hood got your family name from your paternal side. And even if you didn't, your mother probably did, as her mother, and so on
If you had two names for each parent that could be traced back accurately, that would be pretty cool. But how exactly would that work? When your child goes off and marries, they will have another 2 family names to integrate into their lineage, and their children will have more, and it will keep mounting up and up. So you just have to choose one, and it is more essential for the paternal line for biological reasons

If we had a system were we mix and bastardise the family names into one, then it will no longer be traceable in a few generations

It just sucks and women just have to suck it up and that's just the way it is
Replies: >>82158583
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:20:51 AM No.82158113
>>82157989
I feel bad for the guy. I never liked him but seeing this is just sad
You think it is just jealousy and insecurity that she does this?
Replies: >>82158151
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:26:46 AM No.82158151
>>82158113
>You think it is just jealousy and insecurity that she does this?
100%. He's a bigger creator than her and way out of her league (millionaire semi famous white guy). That's why she tried the onlyfans thing and it didn't stick. Only way she can make sure he doesn't leave her is humiliating him in front of the world and making him down to her level. If he leaves her, she'll make up allegations about him, calling him abusive and what not. That's why he's staying. His fans literally warned him and he still did it anyway because of his ego.
Replies: >>82158177
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:31:30 AM No.82158177
>>82158151
Sad. I'm a lowly diagnosed autistic manlet NEET vrigin and even I would have more respect for myself than that. He must have very low self esteem. I can't even imagine
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:48:25 AM No.82158289
>>82155782
small tits do affect masculinity, because she has the body more of a male at that point and its not nurturing or comforting. We see big tits as how you see tall men. For some reason our sense of security is le bad. Either get big tits or lower your standards goblina
Replies: >>82158644
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:53:17 AM No.82158328
>>82155482
>Attractive to me, taller than me, shared values and goals (ambitious, career focused with a good job, not religious, does not want kids), does not do illegal drugs, is able to control their alcohol intake and not get too drunk, responsible, reliable, loyal and trustworthy, doesn't cheat, and into fitness and exercise, broad minded, respectful.

consistency for thee but not for me
rather have a partner who is equally into fitness. try to date someone within your category though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:35:45 AM No.82158583
>>82158095
>You in all likely hood got your family name from your paternal side. And even if you didn't, your mother probably did
Actually no. My mother changed her last name from the one she got from her deadbeat father, and she adopted me as a single mother, so my name has absolutely zero men involved.
>If we had a system were we mix and bastardise the family names into one, then it will no longer be traceable in a few generations
With modern technology, we're able to trace maternal lineages back for generations via DNA tests, so how would it be any different to that.
>It just sucks and women just have to suck it up and that's just the way it is
Or instead of sucking it up, I can just marry someone who is fine with an alternative. Sure, most men want their children to have their family name, but there are also men who don't care either way, dislike their family name, or just come from cultures where that isn't the norm. I only need to find one man who's okay with it, after all.
Replies: >>82158712
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:42:41 AM No.82158633
>>82157813
i've stopped watching him after 2020 but jeeezus. someone needs to save him from that evil witch.
Replies: >>82158692
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:44:01 AM No.82158644
>>82158289
>Either get big tits or lower your standards goblina
I'm an H-cup so this does not apply to me.
Replies: >>82158718
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:52:28 AM No.82158692
>>82158633
Bro I'm 1 sec in and she already bringing up dude shitting himself, wtf is going on
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:56:01 AM No.82158712
>>82158583
>someone who hates their families last name

there's more than that i hate, from genetics to last name. Both sides.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:57:14 AM No.82158718
>>82158644
>very common in over weight women especially at 5'4

many in such cases
Replies: >>82158746
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:57:48 AM No.82158721
lol you guys are retarded
those are her minimum specs not her recommended specs
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:01:29 AM No.82158746
>>82158718
I'm 5'9 and I'm fat but my type is other fatties. Again what is your point?
Replies: >>82158787 >>82158826
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:24 AM No.82158787
>>82158746
Pierce Brosnan is sending you a skinny chad bf as we speak
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:07:56 AM No.82158790
>>82154974 (OP)
What if I'm fat but grinding at the gym to lose it?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:08:36 AM No.82158793
>>82156823
>hates nazis and commies

not a liberal, more for authoritarianism but it usually becomes cucked so I hate people that also support that area in politics. I just agree with eugenics and assisted living for people who didn't ask to be born and are unable to keep up with the pace of daily living, or technological accelerationist especially in body modifications and personality altercation to change identity within reason as long as its not for degen purposes. In a way in that aspect I guess I have some liberal qualities especially when it comes to biological freedom with conditions of course. Just as authority can abuse power, so can the people in democracy. Politics is just a double edged sword. Im quite fond of transhumanism though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:14:51 AM No.82158826
>>82158746
cant really demand to feel feminine around 5'9. either way. its a lose lose situation on your end.
Replies: >>82158863
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:22:46 AM No.82158863
>>82158826
>cant really demand to feel feminine around 5'9
Maybe not from you.
Replies: >>82158900 >>82158902 >>82159179
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:28:54 AM No.82158900
>>82158863
Manlets btfo'd
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:29:17 AM No.82158902
>>82158863
obviously, someone with very awkward bumbling features and femininity isnt synonymous with each other. Good luck on a desperate anon who will try though.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:33:27 AM No.82158936
>>82154974 (OP)
I fit everything there, the issue is you want guys like me who can just ohh idk, date younger chicks lol. You are either just old (above 20) or you are such massive burden its not worth the time. F for this chadlite only in chat.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:19:09 AM No.82159179
>>82158863
>cant handle me in shieeee fr
I know queen, slayyy
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:22:57 AM No.82159195
>>82154974 (OP)
tits or get the fuck out, ideally latter
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:35:21 AM No.82159576
>>82154974 (OP)
Funny how much of these i can tick off despite having 0 success.