How can a NEET make small, passive, and steady minimum income online?

Does it require turning into an Etsy selling autist? 3D Printing? Plant cultivation/selling? Fish breeding? There seems to be so many ways to have a little extra flow of money via your time wasted on the Internet it's enough to make my head spin just trying to figure out what would work for me.

>>82167377 (OP)
>passive
>Etsy selling autist? 3D Printing? Plant cultivation/selling? Fish breeding?
None of those are passive.
Plant cultivation is pretty lucrative though. People will easily pay $20 a plant just so they don't have to raise it from seed themselves.

>>82167420
I just need to make at least 20$ a week off of 1 product.

Scalping. Do you want to hear more? Nobody seems interested when I post.

>>82168575
Nobody seems interested because most people already understand how scalping works and don't want to become human trash like you. Nobody likes scalpers.

>>82167377 (OP)
For 20 a week? That's 1040 a year so if you have about 20,000 dollars you can buy a few stocks/bonds at 5% and there you go. 30yr is at 4.885 which is right around the number you need. Problem solved.

>>82168575
I want to hear more
What do you scalp? How much money do you need to scalp effectively?

>>82168592
Scalping is providing a valuable service. Goods are sold below the optimal value which causes shortages. Scalpers are securing the goods and then selling them at optimal value to prevent shortage. If you want scalpers to go away you need to price goods optimally. Fixing a market inefficiency is good though and therefore scalpers are good and valuable people.

>>82167684
You can collect daily online casino bonuses. Many casinos give you up to a $1 a day. just don't gamble with it and cash it out when you reach the threshold to do so. You can make $15 a day doing this.

The only thing is I haven't done it myself because I'm a bit apprehensive to give my ID to them.

https://linktr.ee/lionpenguin

>>82167377 (OP)
You can make funny ironic t-shirts and sell them online on teepublic or some shit

>>82168817
>>82168683
>>82168605
It's actually fucking over for me holy shit
I don't want to work in a store shithole just for a low income. I need to figure out something creative for myself that's clean/legal.

>>82168575
Tell us. I don't really care I don't buy any consumerist bullshit anyways so I don't care when people try to make a buck off of it.

>>82167377 (OP)
>>82168828
>something creative
>Etsy selling autist? 3D Printing? Plant cultivation/selling? Fish breeding?
You're overthinking this.
Just learn how to use quickbooks or learn how to do payroll or some phone customer service thing. "Data Science" if you're feeling dazzly. Lie about having a certification for it and if you get hired then congratulations you have achieved Jeet rank in life.

>>82168828
video editing for Tubers

>>82167377 (OP)
here Ill give you one tip from my notes of making money as a neet
>refurbish furniture if you make 500 profit per month that's 180k in 30 years.

>>82168945
>start a semiconductor company if you make 100M profit per month that's 36 billion in 30 years
lol

>>82168977
fosho fosho i'll add taht one

>>82168612
>>82168838
The classic concert tickets. Need a couple hundred $ to start though.

I'll be honest I'm a beginner but it's promising so far. Everyone thinks bots dominate but the queues are randomized so you still have a good chance of buying. But it really requires research.